Tuesday, October 21st 2008

Morning Wood


Some Tuesday morning sexiness thanks to Beyonce and this glittery nymph. And I totally have that outfit in canary yellow - Crunk + Disorderly

Cheetoling with a whip! - Celebitchy

Gis Bundchen to become a Brady? - A Socialite's Life

David Duchovny's tennis instructor denies affair, but is still a famewhore - E! Online

Russell Crowe is growing his mop out for Locks of Love - SOW

The God of Water is dating Barbara Walters'......assistant - Mollygood

Anne Hathaway's umbrella holder doesn't look happy - I'm Not Obsessed

Kittens would have been better - ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

He dances SOO much better than Beyawnce! HOT HOT HOT!

Your face!

shellylove's picture

I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place

for this talent girl.

Leona's picture

@Sayonara:

You know he'll bring the giblets.

"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K

Sayonara's picture

I would like to extend this guy an invitation for Thanksgiving dinner.

"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle

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Submitted by letinstar on October 21, 2008 - 6:36pm
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! Spry indeed! He tells a story with his hands! *can't stop laughing* It's everything! The costume, the spanking motions, practicing for weeks in his living room; MK in the same costume in canary yellow......hahahahahaha

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Submitted by letinstar on October 21, 2008 - 6:36pm.
what a spry little minx dancing around like that... it would be nice if he ate a piece of bread or something though...

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Totally agree; is it me or is there something wrong with the fact that all these DUDES are dancing better than Bey?

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letinstar's picture

what a spry little minx dancing around like that... it would be nice if he ate a piece of bread or something though...
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this guy gives him a run for his money on the choreography...but i love the 1st guys outfit waaay better <3 obsessed.

jiggywiddit's picture

dancing guy a/k/a Spanx by Skeletor.

"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"

maDalice's picture

OMG I am obsessed with this guy.

woodhorse's picture

Well he's charming and almost as gay as Iris Chacon's back-up dancers. Almost.

TheBreakdown's picture

My first time. I repeat my FIRST TIME hearing this song, and it will forever be emblazoned in my mind to THOSE visuals?

There's no chance for me warming up to this song now.

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stake_spike's picture

10 points for mermorizing the steps already (How long has that video been out?). But damn boy, Eat something! The fact that every bone was sticking out was kind of gross.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Why is the world's talent locked up in their messy bedrooms broadcasting on youtube...

And we in the public out here are stuck watching professionals like Britney Spears assault us with her VMA dance (and still trying to forget that terrifying sight two years later)?

octcmt1's picture

The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported he has a profile on a site " [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] " I believe it's totally a rumor ,but recenty his dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?

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Submitted by Candy on October 21, 2008 - 12:14pm.
That hot bitch totally made my morning! Beyonce needs to add him as a back up dancer he'll light up any stage.

Not going to happen because if he's on that stage with her he'll surely outshine her. He was pretty darn good.

Bossy's picture

That guy's a good dancer. His emaciated body was a bit distracting, boy needs to eat.

Triscuit's picture

Benji Madden
CUM FARTS
(just wanted to throw that in)

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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison

okay, i'm torn - i HATE beyonce .. can't stand her, she's overrated, hate her family, hate her voice, hater her style ..... with that said I JUST now realized how important she is - something about this guy dancing that made me see the light - i can imagine all the VERY FEMININE gay guys, come home after a long day of work and being given the stink eye, they can close their bedroom and rock to some ghetto fabulous outrageous bey .. i don't know .. i just see thousand of gays rocking in the privacy of their own home - the highlight of their day - people, be easy on the gays .. they have it hard already :( so, i guess beyonce is good therapy ? anyway, he KILLED THAT DANCE!! danced better than bey

Pearl_Necklace's picture

oooooo yeeeeaaaah!...

I.AM.IN.HAG.LOVE!

this hotass needs to be at least a Hot Slut of the Day, and why Beyoncé hasn't featured him in a vid is jellus insanity, the insecure biznach.

thlayly5's picture

You know, I'm actually impressed. Way to go, anonymous gay!

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Larray's picture

DAMN MK! Who knew you had a money maker and could work it like that!

The tradedy of today's gays set to music

Candy's picture

That hot bitch totally made my morning! Beyonce needs to add him as a back up dancer he'll light up any stage.
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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mina's picture

That nymph would have been more fierce if he would of had some shoes on! What kinda gay dances barefoot?!? lol

Bondagebarbie's picture

Nymph is hot

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

sexy's picture

HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOTTTTTTTT To the Nymph!

TOPANGA's picture

Ok, seriously...what is with people doing dance moves and singing into their cameras in their bed room? And can they at least clean their rooms before they torture us with their foolishness?! I know the economy is bad and all but these people can't find anything better to do with thier time? With the time Xandu took to learn all the moves to that video and to safetty pin together that horrific outfit..he could have found himself a part time job at Banana Republic or American Eagle by now..stop with the bedroom song and dance youtube videos!!!

Ok, my rant is over.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Hot Slut, HOt, Slut, HOt slut, HOt, Slut of the week. MK PLEASE!!!!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Hahahaha thanx for the 'splanation...dam we all have way to much time on our hands....I go home and try to tell my bf some of the shit that goes down here and he thinks im retarded lol

Sassy's picture

Good grief, sure the glitter nymph's neighbors are burnt out on his shit.

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 21, 2008 - 11:54am.

angel, I think it was Sheeps. I just ran with it. :)
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Haha! I was just running with YOU!
We were all running together! How nice!

PS. SoR-RaY JiM-MaY!

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Hey. It just occurred to me that that's the twink that basement baby keeps locked in the closet. That's where her sister gets her moves.

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angel, I think it was Sheeps. I just ran with it. :)
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angel_i's picture

Damn! It was Benji Madden! Not my pants!

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angel_i's picture

O wait. That's wrong. It was IG's fault.

I totally forgot!

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anastasia beaverhaussen's picture

So THAT'S what my room-mate has been doing in his room all week.

angel_i's picture

Ok, fine. I'll do the splainin'

Since I think I inadvertantly started it.

Someone asked on the Paris thread "what happened to Benji Madden?"

*I* said that, having watched that Paris show, I think Benji is a ruse. He's a face - a date. She needs a date, right? Or she fucks anything she sees...it makes sense. He's whatsisname's brother and in that whateverthefuck band. It's GREAT publicity for him. And he like to date model types anyhow. It makes him look good, OBVIOUSLY.

So any whatever - even after I said that people kept asking: What happened to Benji Madden? LOL And I came back and got huffy about having answered it and STILL MORE people asked. Someone even tried to fight for me...cuz nobody's reading...or they think I'm full of shit - whatever...

ANYWHORE! I think we typed his name so many times we couldn't stop. PLUS he is just SO relevant dontcha know?

WATCH BENJI's VIDEO BELOW! FIND THE HOE, WIN A PRIZE!

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Snowy / Mrs G.
WWBMD?

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islandgirl's picture

angel! It falls mainly on the plain. And Benji Madden. :)
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EvilShoe's picture

So wrong that MK tells he has that in canary yellow and won't post up photos on FB or MySpace!

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angel_i's picture

Hi, IG!

I feel the rain!

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Lol Speak It...I got nothing I dont have an imagination lmao

angel_i's picture

Benji Madden is losing a LOT of weight dancing to Beyonce! Trust.

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islandgirl's picture

That dancing guy is Jude Law, right?

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

LMAO Aaaaah only in the world of Dlisted

oklahoma's picture

Hard Bananas,, Hard Dried Bananas!!!

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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

i just jammed to this song for 20 minutes dancin like this dude :) damn beyonce, got me workin up a sweat!

Clarisse's picture

Snowy,
Rashinda (sp?) Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter. She is/was on The Office.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 21, 2008 - 11:33am.
O.k so you guys know im slow....can someone explain the whole Benji phenomenon...I feel left out =(

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I don't get it either.

Let's make up our own thang and make everyone else feel left out. :P