Tuesday, October 21st 2008

What A Handsome Gay Couple.....

Methinks this was Tommy Girl's plan from the beginning. Trap some naive girl, get her to sign a few paper and slowly begin the transformation from girl next door to the doppleganger power top of his dreams. In a few months, she'll have a 12-inch dick and giant Chiclet teeth. You'll know the cloning is complete when you hear her use the word "glib" at least once in a sentence.

Here's mini-Tommy and full-size Tommy leaving a Hermes party in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K


Better Off Dead's picture

Tyra could teach her a thing or two about smiling with her eyes

MargeAggedon's picture

I saw the pic, read the headline and wondered who these two guys were.
Then I glaced down further, saw it was TGM and Kate and realized I thought Kate was the GUY in this picture.
HA!

I think TGM needs to start wearing dresses and pumps. He's obviously the more feminine of the two.

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Snow! No, Fringe didn't appeal to me, even tho it should have, huh? cause the whole 'lost' thing. It was like the Lost writers were telling me what to do, and I didn't like it. So I took a stand, tied myself to a local toilet, and boycotted th whole fucking thing.. Yeah, no one noticed, but I felt refreshed when I washed my face the next morning in that water!! Yes, Redemption.. !!!! hahahaa!!

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Maybe she could change her name to Kaelen. That kinda goes both ways...

*revise pour l'etrange francais dans le milieu de la sentence. Je m'excuse:)

I don't think I've ever liked them so much as when they are photographed this way, actually.

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KD's picture

I wonder when Katie's sex change will be. What will she change her name to? Kevin?

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okie: LOL have you been watching Fringe? I couldn't get into it.
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oklahoma's picture

Snowy.. *cries* Its beautiful... *rubs your Av all over muh body* And only like 88 more months until Lost starts again. oh Swooon!

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I hate to say this, but Tommy Girl is looking good; methinks he lost some weight. Wait, in the fourth pic he's looking a little manorexic.

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These two give me the fucking creeps.

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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.

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okie: can you see my new avie? it's for you! NAMASTE!
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When I first looked at that main photo I thought Katiebot was actually Zac Efron.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Is he such a narcissist that he had to marry himself? Christ, they're creepy as hell.

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I actually really like her hair, but she's a freak and she can't dress for shit.
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No Words's picture

This is some "Village of the Damned" stuff right here. I can't believe the transformation that Tommy Girl has wrought on poor stupid Katie. Whenever I feel sorry for her, I just remember she brought all this on herself.

If it weren't for the height issue, I wouldn't know which was which.

loozer's picture

Jill, I have heard rumors that a movie is in the works. It will be hard to meet the original. The primetime remake in the early 90s was a nice try, but missed the mark. Ben Cross was good, but Jonathan Frid is the only Barnabas.

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Holy Shucking Fit! She totally looks like a guy from the back. Okay, I am offically creeped out now.

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Jaded - the original's picture

Ahh, yes, Loozer; Barnabas Collins!! My guilty pleasure; lol.

That's certainly a blast from the past.

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I had the Dark Shadows game as a child.
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I think mine is still up in the attic.
Nobody would ever play it with me.
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Aren't they making a Dark Shadows movie?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

The pinstripe cameltoe almost rivals CoCo's.

oklahoma's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 10:53am.
would they be considered gayelles? ;P

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Yeah, I think so.. Tommy's ass is looking good. in that grey suit on the left.. Wow!! *drools* *giggles*

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would they be considered gayelles? ;P
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chefcammi's picture

...those....HANDS!!!

MK- HAND CLOSE UP, STAT!
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..

loozer's picture

Thanks Jaded.
Love Barnabas. I had the Dark Shadows game as a child.

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She used to be so cute.

Ok, her hands are WAY too veiny.

OVO-606's picture

not cute!!

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Submitted by TITS on October 21, 2008 - 10:44am.
I bet they wear matching panties.

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haha

*takes back pink thong I bought husband* ooops!

*blushes*

Guess matching is so '92

lol she's the guy of their relationshop :D well, at least in these pictures =(

Das Leben ist ne Nutte fickt gerne Herzen...

LoLo's picture

these aliens are so mayonaise!

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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TITS's picture

I bet they wear matching panties.

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BOO!

red_hot_kitchen's picture

She does look cute with the suit and short hair...like a Victor/Victoria kind of thing.

poor katie. I did think it was two guys at first. tom is probably still in the xenu dungeon celebrating.

NovaNightly's picture

Holy Shizz...lmao! He really IS trying to remold her into his clone!! Uh, only taller....TOMMY 2.0!!

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She's wearing Fruit of the Looms briefs under that suit.

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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 10:41am.
their body language is SO WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOTALLY!

I was just going to say that they look so unnnatural.

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Meh.
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missy's picture

their body language is SO WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loozer, love the avie, btw.

"Dark Shadows"; lol.

Suki's picture

she has aged horribly since shes been with him

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lizardbits1's picture

Again with the fistinglove!!! Although, in this case, it may be appropriate...

Tommy has a 12 inch penis? Since when? I want pictures!!!!

No, scratch that... No I don't.

loozer's picture

Here come the men in black men in black
Galaxy defenders oho oho oho...

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Jaded - the original's picture

I am really tiring of this simpering, little bitch.

LoLo's picture

I prefer the Thompson Twins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0YLWWf2b8

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Must he ruin everything that he touches? The last thing I want to look at is another Tom Cruise. He repels me!

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that's some effed up sh*t right there/
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I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous women seeking affairs site ***fitnessloving.com*** last week and he was seeking his sugar Mum there now!

Euphoria's picture

I'm askeerd! Somebody hold me! These two creep me out more every single day.

Stock Broker's picture

TommyGirl needs to stop dressing his robot wifey in his clothes.

KatieBot looks like she needs rebooting.

kdracofan's picture

love her suit

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