"Vadge Is Watching Me!!!!"
Guy Ritchie is sleeping with one eye open because he thinks Vadge has sent her "goons" to spy on him after their official break-up. How very "Dick Tracy" of her.
Guy has his man panties in a bunch after certain details of a private divorce "war summit" were leaked to Vadge. I'm sorry for putting the words "leak" and "Vadge" in the same sentence. The visuals alone...
The Sun reports that Guy accused Vadge of acting like the KGB and screamed at her, “This is a divorce, not the Cold War.” After that, Vadge the Hulk slapped him with one of her buff labia lips and Guy went out cold. That will teach him to scream at her.
A friend said, “Any hopes Guy had of their divorce being private and dignified are out the window. The allegations he was a cruel and neglectful husband have torn him apart so much that he invited his father and sister to the house on the weekend for dinner. They discussed the divorce and how Guy could stand his ground against Madonna and her PR machine."
Guy somehow found out that Vadge and her goons knew about the dinner and had been keeping track of him for a few days. “When Guy found out he lost the plot. He said, ‘How can you set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?’ But Guy knows it would be unusual if Madonna wasn’t monitoring his every move. She’s a control freak and there’s so much at stake.”
If he thinks Vadge sending her goons to spy on him is bad, wait until he shits out the tracking device she secretly shoved up his ass while fucking him with her roided-up mega clitty.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 10:33am.
okie: I can't believe your hubby gave them $ for a hotel!!?!
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I know, right?? And that motherfucker (hub) owes me money, too!! hmph.. I was like, well did they give you some pills for the $$.. he was like "no, but he just wasn't thinking!" That is not how I work.. I'd dangle it over their head like "you want, you waaant? well give me the goods!"
Beyond all of the jokes and obvious lies, this is sad. Why can't that bitch just calm the fuck down and keep the divorce quiet and dignified? Why does she have to control every single fucking thing? I never liked her, although I liked her music, and I always thought she had to be one of the coldest bitches on earth. Why did she have kids or get married? The only person she cares about is the crone looking back at her from the mirror.
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You're on a roll today! I can't stop laughing...
Divorce brings out the best in people.
Loozer and LoLo:
You need to watch THIS video now. It starts to get particularly good at 1:30!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loye-rs44Z8
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 10:09am.
Brits have the best expressions. It's almost like they invented English.
hahaha your funny =)
Guy should chill, honestly. The man is set for life, and it's not like he's the next Martin Scorcese. Perhaps a little dignity might be in order.
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okie: I can't believe your hubby gave them $ for a hotel!!?!
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OMG LOOZER! Hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1RP34FLXU
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Vadge may be 50, but her behavior is of the high-school variety. I guess she doesn't give a crap how it will effect the kids.
Submitted by Crikey on October 21, 2008 - 10:25am.
I really wish they'd both shut their yappers, for the sake of the children. But I'm sure that's asking too much.
Agreed. Since they both have careers that depend on exposure, not too likely.
Ha.
Check out this one where 'sources' quote Vadge calling Guy a 'gold digger':
http://celebedge.sympatico.msn.ca/Bang/ContentPostingBang3column?newsite...
Queue Kanye....
Maybe he can open for Vadge for the duration of the tour.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 10:09am.
Brits have the best expressions. It's almost like they invented English.
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Haaahaha! Sheeps, it is good to have you back.
psst: I just finished Anatoli Boukreev's The Climb last night (2nd read). Can't stop reading Everest books. AS if it doesn't get COLD enough 'round here!
I always feel like someone is watching me (aah the days before Jacko was Wacko)
Poor Guy! Come to Poppa, I will hide you. Madge wouldn't think of looking for you in my little neck of the woods.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Oh, spammers! I thought it said ***FISTINGlove.com*** LOL!!
OT: Poor Guy but the dumb bitch knew what he was getting into...
**where are we and why are we in this basket?*
JillyPoo!
I know! How cute is that baby!!!!
Okie,
NO. Just say NO to crack-heads that want to spend the night!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
um... does he actually know madonna? have they met in person? because wtf did he think she was going to do? as for "dignified" ... has he seen her body of work?
also, I don't know if guy realizes it, but there are these people called the "tabloid press". they are watching everyone involved in this mess.
to clairese...
what a cute picture! looks like david has won over guy.
OMG Devilgirl! *peers out window* Like wtf do these people think we can do for them? I was waiting to see them at my work this morning.. Just all kinds of things.. hahah, "i'm working for this place"..
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Guy seems pretty down to Earth and 'real'.
That's why I like this pic - just like one you might take of one of your own friends on a drunken night at the pub.
okie; OMG how funny and scary
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He looks insanely happy.
I really wish they'd both shut their yappers, for the sake of the children. But I'm sure that's asking too much.
@Okla- Last fall, this friend of my boyfriends shows up @ my house with a truck from the local electric coop. He and my boyfriend are chatting, the next thing you know 7 local and state cops show up and the guy takes off into the woods. He leaves behind truck, and $58,000 worth of stolen copper. When he arrived, he told us he was working for the electric coop. The police informed us(we were cleared of anything having to do with this) that the truck and copper were stolen. The idiot had to come to MY house.
IT WAS PILLIO!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! in yo face a-hole!
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I really didn't need to have that face burned into my eyeballs this morning.
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haha Missy.. Bitch is like "Weed will kill you" *pulls out crack pipe* That is really funny!
yeah, no lie. Husb felt really bad turning them away, but these fuckers are going straight to jail when caught. TRUST! they were labbing it up!! I had a joint lit, and he came in the house and was like "Put it out" just cause they were tht close, he was paranoid. they had a car load of stolen guns. I thought they just wanted to stash stuff in the garage, nope. Hide out! Maybe her, but fuck him! He hates me, I hate him! Karma is a bitch, ain't it pillio!!
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OMG Clarisse, that link you posted it absolutely adorable. Cute man, even cuter baby.
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She's become Bullet-Tooth Tony.
That picture's hilarious. I can't get over it.
I can't believe he is shocked by this...Vadge is a cold-hearted monster who will "fight to the pain"* to win.
*"Princess Bride" allusion (-:
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 10:12am.
He deserves it!! smug yankee bastard!
SOX 09!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okie!! seriously?? damn dude!! that shit is crazy!!
we gave a ride to a hitchiking crackhead lady the other day.. I felt wicked bad for her! We were smoking a bowl and we're like "do you want a hit?" and she goes "is it crack?" and we say "no, its weed" and she says "hell no, I dont smoke that shit" hahaha
I felt bad for her :(
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He has nothing to worry about.Everyone knows what a bitch she is.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He must not have suspected Madonna would watch his movies and get ideas. A documentary of this would make up for Swept Away.
Ok..2 motherfuckers on the run from the police showed up at our house last night..The cops surrounded their house,, They fucking took off.. And came to OUR house!! Pulled into the back yard.. haha!! WTF.. Asked to stay the night. My husband wouldn't let them, but gave them $$ for a hotel room. WTF, like do we have "take us to prison with you" written on our mailbox???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I'm not entirely sure that Guy and Matthew Lillard aren't the same person. Or at least related.
this is getting uglier and uglier. poor guy.
"The allegations he was a cruel and neglectful husband have torn him apart so much that he invited his father and sister to the house on the weekend for dinner."
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Well, that's what I always do when I'm in turmoil. Throw a dinner party!
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Guy is one dumb son-of-a-biotch if he didn't expect this to be all out war. Seriously dude, you lived with this skank for 7 years, you know what she's capable of. Just wait til this gawd dayum sour and smelly tour is over, she's gonna start the new Oprah, View, Ellen, I've been victimized tour.
Why should the dude worry about what is said regarding their divorce. The enitre world knows what a no talent, muscle bound control freak she is. The woman is pathetic and hasn't been relevant in YEARS, if ever.
For the love of all creation!
The bitch has his shit traced, tapped, bugged and watched?!?
Madonna please just retire and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God damn nasty ax wound she is!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 10:06am.
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hahahahaha. Me, too. Brits have the best expressions. It's almost like they invented English.
Surely none of us, including Guy Ritchie, are surprised by this??? David Banda could have told Guy that Vadge is an evil cunt that will make his life HELL now.
Speakin of little David.
http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/david_banda_guy_ritch...
TEAM GUY.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
I imagined Madonna having that other dudes baby last night. And it happened like this:
Madonna gives birth
Doctors hand said baby to Oldie girl, Mad.
She, tired from delivery, turns to dust, Cause she's fucking old like a GD mummy.
Baby goes into orphanage
Angelina adopts baby
So, in conclusion.. She should have just had a baby w/ AJ-Pitt, and saved it some trouble to begin with.. I'm just sayin!!
Guy, you have enuf money now, go get your teeth whitened or something.
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LOST THE PLOT
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i love that
(duh I got a little carried away there)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Vadge the Hulk needs to lay off the steroids and growth hormones...it's affecting her brain.
Guy Ritchie should set steel traps around his house.
No stalking laws in the UK? Pfft.
He needs to hire Benji as a body guard. He could stare down that woman easily.
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BOO!
what a FREAK vadge is!!!
I feel for guy... damn dude.
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