"Vadge Is Watching Me!!!!"
Guy Ritchie is sleeping with one eye open because he thinks Vadge has sent her "goons" to spy on him after their official break-up. How very "Dick Tracy" of her.
Guy has his man panties in a bunch after certain details of a private divorce "war summit" were leaked to Vadge. I'm sorry for putting the words "leak" and "Vadge" in the same sentence. The visuals alone...
The Sun reports that Guy accused Vadge of acting like the KGB and screamed at her, “This is a divorce, not the Cold War.” After that, Vadge the Hulk slapped him with one of her buff labia lips and Guy went out cold. That will teach him to scream at her.
A friend said, “Any hopes Guy had of their divorce being private and dignified are out the window. The allegations he was a cruel and neglectful husband have torn him apart so much that he invited his father and sister to the house on the weekend for dinner. They discussed the divorce and how Guy could stand his ground against Madonna and her PR machine."
Guy somehow found out that Vadge and her goons knew about the dinner and had been keeping track of him for a few days. “When Guy found out he lost the plot. He said, ‘How can you set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?’ But Guy knows it would be unusual if Madonna wasn’t monitoring his every move. She’s a control freak and there’s so much at stake.”
If he thinks Vadge sending her goons to spy on him is bad, wait until he shits out the tracking device she secretly shoved up his ass while fucking him with her roided-up mega clitty.
Since Vadge is a known 'size-enthusiast' it is logical to assume that Guy is horse-hung.
Where are the photos of Guy's sizemeat????????!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
I read that she pursued him relentlessly until she finally wore him down.
those kinds of marriages usually end badly.
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My husband was reminding me that when she ans Sean Penn divorced, she claimed everything from physical and emotional abuse to infidelity. I don't think she knows how to bow out gracefully.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
When was this picture of Guy taken? On their honeymoon when she removed his balls with one twist of her wrist?
Oh please let him get half!
Well, he should have shut up and let her get divorced when she wanted to. Did he learn NOTHING in eight years?!?!
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" If he thinks Vadge sending her goons to spy on him is bad, wait until he shits out the tracking device she secretly shoved up his ass while fucking him with her roided-up mega clitty."
Bwaa Ha Ha Ha Haaa!! I just lost my piss and farted at the same time!!!
Guy has my sympathy.
Madonna is slowly turning into the jealous old queen from Snow White. Poor Lourdes as she becomes the fairest one in the land and Madonna's mirror no longer coddles her.
It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
lol it is too funny
Dude, I so thought that was a pic of Michael Lohan...cracked out.
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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Makes me feel old, too! I was never at the Paladium, but I had been to Tunnel many times and we would also frequent Twilo and SF. Twilo was my favorite, hands down.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
OH wait I DO:
Why Guy hasn't gnawed off Vadge's roid peen with them teefs I cannot understand.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 21, 2008 - 10:46am.
Submitted by joe shmoe
Yeah, he was the Russian guide that some blamed for descending too fast, leaving the MM guys to flounder. But he seems misunderstood. He did save 3 people. Oh, the vagaries.
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I read that and thought whatshisface was trying to scapegoat the Russian guide because they seriously fucked up by not going back when the Russian advised. Plus they took advantage that the Russian guy didn't know shit about working the media like the author, John Krakauer IIRC, who though talented always struck me as an egotistical douche.
on \t: got nothin'
I could NOT kiss those yellow teef either. yuck.
Your mom ate: I was thinking the same....we prob were there at the same time.
I used to have fun at The Tunnel when Junior used to spin there on Saturdays too.
Remember Paladium?!?
Now I feel old! Lmao
Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
Ha, I wouldn't be surprised if we were both there on the same night/nights! Sound Factory was also good on Sat. nights, but the hard beats of Jonathan Peters would give me a GD headache after a while. I actually never went to Vinyl, but my best friend at the time loved the place and my man went there several times years ago.
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Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 11:45am.
kdraco--I was a big Junior fan back in the day. Saturday night may have been gay night at Twilo, but it was still better than any other night at any other NYC club for this straight girl!
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I think I died and went to heaven! HOLY SHIT! I used to love going there too!
Those were SOME GOOD ASS parties!!!!
Vinyl used to be fun too....
O MAN NOW I WANT TO DANCE!
kdraco--I was a big Junior fan back in the day. Saturday night may have been gay night at Twilo, but it was still better than any other night at any other NYC club for this straight girl!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Your mom: OMG! lmao
Good shit!!!!
lol found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-DaR1Z4gk
Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 11:36am.
Hey kdraco! Did you see my post at 11:26? lol!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Does anyone remember 1996 Junior Vasquez house hit: "If Madonna Calls...I'm Not Here."
Can't wait for the tell-all book by Ritchie. Working title: "My Marriage and Divorce Hell: Satan's Got Nothing on this Cunt."
Guy Ritchie's new motto: "If Madonna calls, I ain't here."
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
One day he will be found face down in a field somewhere everyone knowing who did it, but no one ever able to prove it. We will only ever talk about it in whispers ever afraid, ever haunted.
If I knew Maddona was out to get me, I run and never look back.
Submitted by joe shmoe
I've never read any lengthy account by Pittman.(Read Lene H.'s, Norgay's, Krakauer's, Breasheer's, etc.)
So sad when Anatoli died. :(
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Thanks joe & Sheeps! Happy trails.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 10:53am.
"West Ridge" is not too technical; the others are a bit--you have to know basic climbing. Lemme make up a short list and email you, k?
I'm off to the garage. See ya.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 21, 2008 - 10:55am.
Nice! I've read all the climbing adventure books. Lemme make up a short list, then I'll post it the next time I see you online. I like the older, classic ones, like "The White Spider"--back when climbing was especially wild and dangerous and unsullied.
Interesting that on perezhilton, he is saying that several sources close to Madonna are speaking out against Guy Ritchie and calling him a Gold Digger. Sounds like someone's PR machine is fighting someone else's PR machine.
If he were just a Gold Digger, why did it take this long for her to realize it? Heather Mills was kicked to the curb pretty quickly. This is Madonna and she's clinging to a supposed Gold digger for SEVEN years?! Come on! PR machine overtime. Why can't they just shut up about this divorce?
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 10:45am.
yes! Those guys are fricken strong and crazy as hell. I've never climbed anything except trees. But this stuff is fascinating. Just finished a bunch on Mallory and Irvine. Must find Irvine! Thanks for the other book tips. Will be all over 'em!
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DevilGirl.. geesh, came to that huh? a gate! we had to get outside cameras. Which helped last night, but gates would have been better.
Pig Fuckeeerrrrs!!! *shouts*
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 10:51am
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OMG that's too bad. Of those other books you mentioned, are they terribly technical - as in something only climbers would appreciate?
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c
Thanks for the links Lolo and Jillypoo.
I had never seen that one Jilly, hilarious!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 10:38am.
Is Anatoli Boukreev the Russian guide that was in *Into Thin Air*?
Yes, Joe. He died a year later in an avalanche on Annapurna at 6000m.
@Okla- I know, it's my favorite scene in the movie. I have all sorts of unsavory folks from my past often hitting me up for a place to hide from their husbands/wives, police, other unsavories. I now have gates that are locked 24hrs a day. For a brief time I thought about putting one of those pay to park deals at my drive.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 21, 2008 - 10:46am.
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Yeh I agree; I don't know very much about climbing but his efforts seemed superheroic, when you consider the elements and the general incompetence of some of the other climbers. (Sandy Pittman made me grit my teeth)
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
hahahahahahaha okie you crack me up..
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Submitted by Hysteria on October 21, 2008 - 10:31am.
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Is Anatoli Boukreev the Russian guide that was in *Into Thin Air*? He sounds familiar
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Submitted by joe shmoe
Yeah, he was the Russian guide that some blamed for descending too fast, leaving the MM guys to flounder. But he seems misunderstood. He did save 3 people. Oh, the vagaries.
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This pretty much proves to me that it's Guy that finally couldn't take any more of Vadge's BS, and asked for the divorce.
Now she's going to make him pay.
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Submitted by Hysteria on October 21, 2008 - 10:31am.
I just finished Anatoli Boukreev's The Climb last night (2nd read).
Cool! He was one tuff guy. I always liked "Everest: The West Ridge" by Tom Horbein (Willi Unsoeld is one of my heroes); the Boardman Tasker Omnibus (I can picture them listening to Pink Floyd as they climbed); and "Snow in the Kingdom" by Ed Webster (a harrowing east face ascent).
Holy fuck thats a freaky picture!!
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Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 10:42am.
@Okla- Yeah, I should have been suspicious from the start, because since I had met the guy, I had never known him to have a REAL job. Sort of like the line from Pulp Fiction " Do I have a sign outside that says dead n***** storage"
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OMg, that is fucking hilarious!!! ROTF LMAO!!!! Bwahaahahahah.. Dead nigger storage! that was such a funny scene.. and he said that to Samuel Jackson!! hahahaha
@Okla- Yeah, I should have been suspicious from the start, because since I had met the guy, I had never known him to have a REAL job. Sort of like the line from Pulp Fiction " Do I have a sign outside that says dead n***** storage"
she only got married and had kids because she felt it was good for her career...shes a pig
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JILLYPOO!!!! I loved it!!!!
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