Expect A Nick Hogan Reality Show In 3...2....
Mouth breather Nick Hogan was set free from jail at 12:30 this morning in Clearwater, Florida after serving 166 days of his 8-month sentence. He was given time off for good behavior aka they were sick of hearing his whines and cries. Nick was sent to the clink after he pleaded no contest to reckless driving.
Brooke Hogan and her *klassy* tramp stamp welcomed the short bus version of KFed back into civilization. The two dumb bitches then drove off to their mom's house where there was a party waiting. Yay! Let's party and get crunk while John Graziano lays in a hospital bed.
This morning, Linda Hogan released this statement asking for privacy. Take it with an extra-large grain of shit:
"This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick's adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media's role and only ask that they respect our privacy.
Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time"
She went on to say...."But make sure to tune into Nick's new reality show 'Nick Drives Best' premiering next month on Vh1!!!"
Here's a few more pictures of these two mutant peroxide monsters leaving jail this morning with Nick's lawyer. I didn't know Ugly Betty practiced law as well!