Expect A Nick Hogan Reality Show In 3...2....
Mouth breather Nick Hogan was set free from jail at 12:30 this morning in Clearwater, Florida after serving 166 days of his 8-month sentence. He was given time off for good behavior aka they were sick of hearing his whines and cries. Nick was sent to the clink after he pleaded no contest to reckless driving.
Brooke Hogan and her *klassy* tramp stamp welcomed the short bus version of KFed back into civilization. The two dumb bitches then drove off to their mom's house where there was a party waiting. Yay! Let's party and get crunk while John Graziano lays in a hospital bed.
This morning, Linda Hogan released this statement asking for privacy. Take it with an extra-large grain of shit:
"This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick's adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media's role and only ask that they respect our privacy.Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time"
She went on to say...."But make sure to tune into Nick's new reality show 'Nick Drives Best' premiering next month on Vh1!!!"
Here's a few more pictures of these two mutant peroxide monsters leaving jail this morning with Nick's lawyer. I didn't know Ugly Betty practiced law as well!
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Hoss, ooops i mean, Brooke Hogan has no business showing any more skin than is necessary. The "girl" is rather large; her face is busted and manly.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Swear to ME!
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Okay....so they're going to celebrate while his 'friend' is still in a vegetative state?? And Nick and his family continue to believe Nick is a victim in some way??? Wow...no brain cells AND no conscience.
I hope 'too quick Nick' uses his freedom to help young people like himself try to turn their life around and help other people in need. Yeah, right!
He'll be back to being the same old fuckhat like before.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
When did Brooke & her mom kiss & make up? Wasn't she so embarrassed by and mad at her mom for dating some vapid 19 y.o. boy that she wasn't having anything to do with her?
Submitted by Otter Pop on October 21, 2008 - 9:53am.
His smile makes me want to bash him over the head with a bat. He's a disgusting little prick.
OMG me too!!! They disgust me, there blatant disregard for John is pond scum low!!!
Where's her ass?
Submitted by myeager on October 21, 2008 - 7:01pm.
and why did they make such a big deal of brooke getting a tattoo on her stupid reality show and she has that skanky one across her back!?
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Yeah WTF?!
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
I recently read that in Canada tramp stamps are called ass antlers! perfect
Its the beginning of the end! My head hurts!
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
You think Hulk sees the irony when he's bangin' away at her bung?
the DUDE! abides...
A tramp stamp that says 'Redemption'; man, I love irony.
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seriously, they look incestuous. and why did they make such a big deal of brooke getting a tattoo on her stupid reality show and she has that skanky one across her back!? and last, did John get the choice to adjust to anything? Nope. STFU you whiny bitches.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
i wonder if brooke and her brother do sexy times with each other...they sure seem all over each other...ick....
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 21, 2008 - 3:51pm.
Is this undeserved fame all due to "Reality Shows" which I never watch? I don't get it. It's beyond pathetic.
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it's mind boggling. It boggles the mind.
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I can feel it when you shine on me
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Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Jaded - the original on October 21, 2008 - 10:27am.
Tell me again why these worthess nobodies are "celebutards"??
Good Question!!
I'll admit I knew who Hulk Hogan was. I had never heard of the rest of this worthless, disgusting family until I started reading Dlisted.
Is this undeserved fame all due to "Reality Shows" which I never watch? I don't get it. It's beyond pathetic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Ha! Fucking hicks. Nick is released and his supposed bff is a vegetable for the rest of his life.
It is pathetic that $ can essentially get you out of anything. Lame.
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Nice tramp stamp, perhaps to emphasize the fact that you have no ass?
I just noticed not only does her classy tattoo have angel wings but her jeans are Angel (? never heard of that brand). What a douche.
Nick has a new boy friend ever since he left jail, Brooke should have a big arrow tatood on her back and the words " insert her " pointing to her nasty looking ass.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
DRAH-MA much? My goodness girlie..."He went in as a juvenile..." eight months ago...so what is he now? Elderly? Get over yourself and focus on some repentance already.
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I almost forgot about these people.
Nice how Brooke manages to hike her shirt up and yank her britches down far enough to ensure that her "AIM HERE" tattoo is featured predominantly in Nick's Big Jail Release Photos.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 21, 2008 - 10:40am.
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I was confused when visiting Maine and saw these little store-front places with signs saying *Redemption Centre*; I thought that they were religious drop in centres for homeless people. Turns out they're recycling places.
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She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] . I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.
Why does this family get reality shows? I mean who REALLY finds a pre op day shift stripper tranny family like this entertaining?
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
"Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. "
Yea,forcefully getting it up the tail pipe every night is an experience that Nick will definitly never forget...why do you think Brooke is boo-hooing..she knows what's up.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 10:11am.
Damn, Brooke is all over him.. Nick is getting more dick out of prison in 3 minutes then his whole stay..
*spits out coffee* Oh, SNAP!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by Bossy on October 21, 2008 - 11:12am.
Okay guys, very funny, which one of you stole Brooke's butt?
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ok ok it was me...i thought if i removed the source of all her thoughts the rest of the body would die...guess i was wrong =P
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Okay guys, very funny, which one of you stole Brooke's butt?
Does she really have "Redemption" tattooed above her ass? Really?
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Go Phillies!
i guarantee you there is no redemption to be found in brogans ass
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
So when will Nick resume street racing again? I doubt this fucker has an ounce of remorse.
SOmeone needs to lay off the potatoes..
Redemption???? *loss for words*
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
go.away.please.
Tell me again why these worthess nobodies are "celebutards"??
"His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free." -
I agree, someone has to prepare my Big Mac.
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
Gene Simmons
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 10:00am.
FArrah: LOL I have no clue where that fat fuck is this morning, LOL
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you lost track of Benji??? how did that happen??? we trusted you with his well-being...oh, well, i guess i'm gonna have to live with that, LOL!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Those two are all sorts of gross.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Damn, Brooke is all over him.. Nick is getting more dick out of prison in 3 minutes then his whole stay..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Benji's a stealthy motherfucker, he's just waiting for this asshole to start driving so he can cut the brake lines, you'll see.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Nick better get to the tanning salon ASAP! He has to catch up with the rest of the tan clan.
Damn Benji Madden.. *holds fists in air*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
seriously? Brooke, WHERE is your ass? Did Benji Madden eat it?
Also, imagine if she would have worn her assless chapps? those always give Nick a woody.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 9:41am.
re·demp·tion /rɪˈdɛmpʃən/ Pronunciation
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The question is... What would Benji Madden do?
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BOO!
He was given time off for good behavior aka they were sick of hearing his whines and cries.
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Bwahahahahhaha, NO SHIT!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
FArrah: LOL I have no clue where that fat fuck is this morning, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Benji Madden needs to get his holy ass down to FLA and beat the life out of this POS Nick Bollea.
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Hahaha, TITS... I haven't been able to erase that vision from my mind, either! GAK!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Opps, I'm redundant.
Aw fuck IG - 6.50 am and you've got me thinking about that anal prolapse pic again!!!!
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BOO!