Monday, October 20th 2008

Agent Scully Popped!

The population has gotten even larger thanks to Gillian Anderson. A human baby came out of her body on October 15th in London. BABIES!!! Excuse me, I have to take a Valium to deal with my "babies taking over the planet" phobia.

Her spokesbitch tells People that Gilly and her boyfriend Mark Griffiths have named the BABY Felix Griffiths. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 oz. Wait. Felix Griffiths and her last name is Anderson? His full name should be Felix Anderson Griffiths. That would give him the greatest initials ever. I would monogram fucking everything if I had those initials. Okay, I do that anyway, but at least I would have a good reason if my name was Felix Anderson Griffiths.

Felix is Gilly and Mark's second kid. They also have another son they call Oscar. Felix and Oscar! That's some Odd Couple shit right there. If she has girls, she can name them Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.

Thank you to Gilly for giving this planet yet another BABY! Hopefully, David Duchovny's obsession with the sexy times had nothing to do with this!

Posted by: Michael K
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TITS's picture
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 9:22pm.

Hold on. Last time I saw her she was married to this choice black man from .. somewhere in africa?

and she's had TWO kids with this one?

i am SO out of the loop.

ah well - she sure does have remarkable facial features. i always like looking at her face.

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BOO!

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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 9:20pm.

middle name Lars?

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BOO!

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 9:11pm.

Yay!..the baby was born on my birthday! Carry on...

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

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Submitted by booyah on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 9:07pm.

MK!! Too funny! The pigeon sisters! I haven't thought of them in ages, they killed me! Love those episodes best.

Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Submitted by kbug on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 9:00pm.

Islandgirl, I thought the same thing...about 'pooped' not about not caring.

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Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 8:59pm.

I looked it up, its true, their other child is in fact Oscar.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 8:59pm.

I really thought that said 'Agent Scully Pooped'.
Aside from that, I don't care.

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

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Submitted by kbug on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 8:59pm.

Awww Felix and Oscar. I would giggle every time I called out the kids names.

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