Agent Scully Popped!
The population has gotten even larger thanks to Gillian Anderson. A human baby came out of her body on October 15th in London. BABIES!!! Excuse me, I have to take a Valium to deal with my "babies taking over the planet" phobia.
Her spokesbitch tells People that Gilly and her boyfriend Mark Griffiths have named the BABY Felix Griffiths. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 oz. Wait. Felix Griffiths and her last name is Anderson? His full name should be Felix Anderson Griffiths. That would give him the greatest initials ever. I would monogram fucking everything if I had those initials. Okay, I do that anyway, but at least I would have a good reason if my name was Felix Anderson Griffiths.
Felix is Gilly and Mark's second kid. They also have another son they call Oscar. Felix and Oscar! That's some Odd Couple shit right there. If she has girls, she can name them Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.
Thank you to Gilly for giving this planet yet another BABY! Hopefully, David Duchovny's obsession with the sexy times had nothing to do with this!
Submitted by MissJizz on October 21, 2008 - 1:44am.
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Who the fuck are you?
Scully is a hot piece and he is the essence of fug.
What gives with cute broads and ugly guys?
He must have a really big personality or something.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
Not even remotely possible.
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Brangeloonie Theme Song:
I wish I was special
You're so fucking special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
I suppose it is possible that she doesn't even realize who the Odd Couple was.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Mk---you're killin me.
felix anderson griffiths ahahahaaaaaaaa
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Triscuit on October 21, 2008 - 7:54am.
Gooood mornin' Benji Madden!!!
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snort. they should have named it benji! And the other one Tin Tin or Asta.
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BOO!
If she has girls, she can name them Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.
LMAO MK STOP IT!!!! LOL
Trisc: LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Please say you're joking that the other kid's name is Oscar. If that's for real, that is some fucked up shit! Are they going to stereotype that the new baby is so neat and clean with fairyish traits and the first kid is grumpy and messy? Give me a break already.
Some one said they met on a good dating site named [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] . There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
Gooood mornin' Benji Madden!!!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Not to put too fine a point on it, but the monogram would be FGA, not FAG. In a monogram, the last initial is in the middle.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
you're in luck! this kid's monogram actually WILL be FAG because monograms go first name - last name - middle name.
Congrats!! :D
I had no idea she was still around or that she was even breeding.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by MissJizz on October 21, 2008 - 1:37am
If she came out as a rug muncher, I wouldn't be shocked at all.
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Dick happens! - MK
Well I know things.
Please let it be David Duchovny's baby!
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Dick happens! - MK
She really is. Tea is the dad and Billy Bob is the bouncer.
Submitted by MissJizz on October 21, 2008 - 1:37am.
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I could believe it.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by MissJizz on October 21, 2008 - 1:37am.
She is gay.
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I am the walrus
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BOO!
She is gay.
glad scully is doing better than her X-files counterpart who is doing his tennis coach
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/david-and-the-tennis-instructo...
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 1:14am.
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LOL, you might wanna check your facts - I didn't have a laptop, I had my girlfriend's phone.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 20, 2008 - 11:30pm.
I sometimes think you have an active imaginary life. I'm still trying to picture how you got a laptop into a strip club this weekend.
Congrats!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Felix is just an anagram for X Files. hahaha
Some other options for those who need help with naming future youngins:
Weezie & George
Alice, Flo, Vera & Mel
Murdock, Faceman, Baracus, & Hanibal
Hot Lips & Hawkeye
Helen & Stanley
Benson & Kraus
Martin & Gina (OR Pam)
Bert & Ernie
Much more to come.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Lory on October 20, 2008 - 11:47pm.
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Hahaha!! Thanks for the advice.
I'm really pissed. Ed claims he has no idea how these people got my number and keeps apologizing profusely for it, but I really can't talk to him now.
If it IS an ex, bitch needs to get over it. He dumped you, move on. And if it's one of his little skanks he hooks up with, those bitches need to back up because it's not even that deep between us.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 20, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Off-topic: Sorry, pissed now and need a place to vent! :(
So why am I getting text messages and voice messages from girls claiming they slept with my "boyfriend" Ed?! We are not together first off, second who the fuck does that? This isn't high school! And these are the most disgusting, vile, disrespectful messages ever!
On-topic: Congrats to her, but why did another male have to come into the world? Grrr!
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Oh no! You just found yourself either with one of these:
Option #1"Psycho girlfriend" who is insecure and lacks any trace of self-esteem. That bitch will try to choke a condom because she gets jealous of the close relationship said condom has with her boyfriend. She thinks the guy prefers the condom to her.
It could also be Option # 2 "Psycho breaker upper": she's no longer with the fucker but she blames everyone about their failed relationship, even his ex.
Either way: Tape that shit and send it to the popo. That will teach her a lesson. It's either that or hiring a sniper. Your call.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
to mrs. kravitz...
cornflakes..
haha! ha!
that was a funny show. weird that they have chosen this way to commemorate it. but congrats to the whole family
Off-topic: Sorry, pissed now and need a place to vent! :(
So why am I getting text messages and voice messages from girls claiming they slept with my "boyfriend" Ed?! We are not together first off, second who the fuck does that? This isn't high school! And these are the most disgusting, vile, disrespectful messages ever!
On-topic: Congrats to her, but why did another male have to come into the world? Grrr!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 10:42pm.
ITA Walter Matthaeu and Jack Lemmon were born to play that role.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
His middle name should totally be thecat.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
neat maternity dress - never seen one with lines like that. works really well! never would have imagined it would.
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BOO!
Mani, as much as I love the TV show, Jack Klugman is no Walter Mattheau
and as much as I love Tony Randall, well, Jack Lemmon just makes me moist!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 20, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Funniest show ever...except for maybe the Honeymooners.
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One o' these days, Mani, POW... right to the Moon!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
do they really have another kid that they named "oscar"?...i'm done...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Ok, they have two kids together, and he is still her "boyfriend". Yuck.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 10:19pm.
I ♥ the Odd Couple
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hard to believe that got past the censors of the day!!
I think tony randall was a lot like felix in real life.
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BOO!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 10:19pm.
I ♥ the Odd Couple
Funniest show ever...except for maybe the Honeymooners.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by kred on October 20, 2008 - 10:01pm.
What, no twins?
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BOO!
Congrats to them. I looooove Gillian Anderson.
I ♥ the Odd Couple
Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Somebody once told me that I always seem so sad and only laugh hysterically into the computer...
All your "fault", MK, it just happened again!
BTW, I'm now afraid of BABIES too... lol
Submitted by kred on October 20, 2008 - 10:01pm.
What, no twins?
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Pffft... really. Celebrity loser. If she was a REAL celebrity baby squirter it would've been triplets..... conjoined.
Come on now this must be come kind of a hoax! Felix and Oscar? James Haven does not believe it for one minute and is going to call someone right now!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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What, no twins?
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Submitted by TOPANGA on October 20, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Happy b-day to you then!
Felix and Oscar? The Odd Couple is still one of the best written comedy shows of all time.
I don't like pits..pits..pits...in my juice..juice..juice.
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