An Officer And A Gentlegay

Today in Los Angeles, John Travolta wiped Tommy Girl's saliva from his hungry hole, glued a shaved beaver's ass on his head, put on his big boy pilot costume and headed over to LAX to celebrate the inaugural flight of Qantus airlines brand new Airbus A38.

Don't worry, Johnny didn't fly that plane. He was just there to look like big queen and ass queef over the new plane.

Here's more of the seventh member of the Village People, the dead creature on his head and Olivia Newton-John in Los Angeles today.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Gay • John Travolta

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 8:00pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:28pm.

Personally I think Gayvolta would want to hop on the new 007.

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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 8:00pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:29pm.
I heard it was a Fokker.

A Douche Fokker?

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:59pm.

You know, I can't even look at current pics of Travolta. I'm just going to continue seeing him as he looked in "Saturday Night Fever" and "Grease" forever.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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I heard it was a Fokker.

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:58pm.

I thought he had a refitted 707--much smaller.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:53pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:21pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!Is that a Newfie trick? And can I learn it?

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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:52pm.

I don't know if he flies a747, but he is a licensed pilot and has planes...

ok all, I'm out......bye!!

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:51pm.

Seeing this cult zombie in uniform reminds me of Michael Jackson during his Captain Eo phase and beyond -- when you know dude lost all sense of reality and really, truly believed putting on a uniform made him some kind of political heavyweight.

Yes, I know Travolta is supposed to have a pilot's license, but knowing the Scieno cult founder's obsession with air and naval power and wanting his Sea Org to take over the world, it reeks of equating celebrity with actual power. So maybe he should kiss some Republican ass and maybe they'll do an Arnold or Ronnie Reagan for him ;)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
....and the pilot costume is because.....?

I have no idea... I just saw him and the airbus special segment on Access Hollywood. He's not flying the plane and that was exactly what I wanted to know also. What a fuckhat.

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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 8:19pm.

He can fly a 747 (doesn't he own one?)
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Never mind what he can do with a golf ball and a garden hose. :=)

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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

--Bob Dylan