Monday, October 20th 2008
An Officer And A Gentlegay
Today in Los Angeles, John Travolta wiped Tommy Girl's saliva from his hungry hole, glued a shaved beaver's ass on his head, put on his big boy pilot costume and headed over to LAX to celebrate the inaugural flight of Qantus airlines brand new Airbus A38.
Don't worry, Johnny didn't fly that plane. He was just there to look like big queen and ass queef over the new plane.
Here's more of the seventh member of the Village People, the dead creature on his head and Olivia Newton-John in Los Angeles today.
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If you look carefully, you can just make out the outline of the Scientology access panel on his titanium cranium. He also looks stiff. His garter belt/ dil holder must be chaffing him. Sweating machine oil doesn't help his 'looks' much either. You would think with all the dough his fellow robot banger Tommy the Cruiser brings in, Scientology could build a more convincing hermaphdroid model. Whattah shame.
Hail Xenu!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
He looks like he drinks tea out of really tiny little cups, with his pinkie sticking out, while listening to his Filipino gardener read the newspaper to him, periodically squealing "oooh, I can't stand violence," inbetween stories of inner city crime and Arturo's gentle, rhythmic pelvic thrusting.
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Submitted by TITS on October 20, 2008 - 9:28pm.
James Haven don't know nuthin' about that. He's just telling the story like it was told to him. James Haven was only 5 years old when that movie hit the big screen!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven - sid ceaser was gay?
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BOO!
I think Tommygirl did show up for this event, someone was seen jumping up and down saying,"Look boss...de plane..de plane".
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 9:19pm.
@James Haven:
Yeah, but what did Benji Madden do?
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James Haven doesn't know what Benji Madden would do and he doesn't care! What grown man calls himself "Benji"?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I read a gossip item that said a lot of these women went to "injection parties" where some "doctor" screwed their faces up. it said priscilla presley was one. he lied to them so they didn't realize he could ruin their looks. I guess whatever he was doing must have looked good short term?
G'nite whores! And a'member, a fat face belongs on a fat chick, and fish lips belong on a f-...husband stealing, child collecting, heroin chic, "philanthropist" who happens to have a movie coming out where said fish lips will be so distracting, not sure I'll see it...
Oh, and dead animals belong in pet semataries, not glued to your head. And, And, if you are gay, BE GAY, pink unicorns leaping out of your inflamed asshoke gay...
Yes, this is what I would tell my children at bed time, but since I have no children (that I know of... ;-)), I tell you...Take this Dlisted wisdom and go forth and multiply....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Okay John, I like you enough. Gay or straight it doesn't matter. But, could you please quit spray painting your head, it just looks awful.
@James Haven:
Yeah, but what did Benji Madden do?
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James Haven gave Ms. Olivia a makeover the other day. For her lips: Pink Paradise, cheeks: Pink Petals and for the eyes: Sweet pink.
"Livs" as her friends call her, told James Haven that she had been crushin' on J.T. for years, ever since she first laid eyes on danny zuko. she told James Haven how she corned J.T. when the cast and crew had left for the day and told J.T. to "make sweet love to me, do what you will to my body!"
J.T. replied: "I have an early appointment with my proctologist and need a good night's rest" and off he went, leaving Livs standing there wearing nothing but shame and a blue patent leather pumps.
Livs ran into her dressing room and cried her eyes out. As soon as she composed herself she heard a strange gurgling coming from under her couch. It was Jeff Conaway! He had passed out after an all night binge!
Jeff told Olivia that she shouldn't fret over J.T. he said "The man is gayer then gay, if he had wings he could fly around the room!" it all began to make sense - the time she found J.T. wearing her black leather outfit for "You're the one that I want" J.T. told her he thought it was his outfit, and when Livs walked in and found J.T. and Sid Ceasar in a compromising position, they had told her they were just playing "Leap Frog"! now she knew the truth!
Livs wiped her eyes and tossed the memory of J.T. out of her mind. they are still good friends getting together for their book of the month club and going to the "cry me a river" matinee when they show 8 hours of tear jerkers.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by gyeah on October 20, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by urmomma on October 20, 2008 - 8:42pm.
...bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good....
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personally, I am not a fan of "swine", but it is a quote from Johnny/Vincent in pulp fiction.
( yep, I will feel silly if u already knew this....)
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 9:02pm.
*sigh* Or just age gracefully, pretty on the inside.
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No, I plan to be ugly on the inside too...Yeah, I figure if I gotsta age, I'm taking hostages...
No, I keed, I keed...
There's worse things to be than old, ugly or fat...When I think of those things, I'll get back to ya....
No, I keed, I keed...
I used to think what would bother me most about aging would be my looks, but what REALLY bothers me most about aging is getting closer to dying! Ain't that a bitch? I wasn't prepared for that shit. Reality check!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 9:02pm.
*sigh* Or just age gracefully, pretty on the inside.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Check out her hands. I can read her red-cell count.
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Hehe...I've heard they can do your hands too! OMG! I'm so glad I'm a po' ho, cuz I have a sneaking suspicion I'd end up with a case of fat face and trout pout (too much money = too much time to worry about that shit).... Fat face and trout pout....Not pretty on a tiger!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Look bitches, we have our day in the sun then our wrinkled asses play Bingo or Mah Jong, wear bathing suits with skirts, break in line at the post office, drive 35 mph on the highway, lecture youngin's about how they don't appreciate shit, guilt trip our kids into calling us on a regular basis only to not pick up the phone, then die...That's just how it's done.
Nice, TL!! Like the post-punk song said: Birth, School, Work, Death.
Fuck you Revolta.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Amen Tigerlilly!
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I know, right? I'm not against plantic surgery per se, but isn't that shit 'sposeta make you look better and/or younger?
The fat face doesn't get it for me, and even worse than ONJ is Lara Flynn Boyle...and the grandmama of them all is, of course, Priscilla Presley...Meg Ryan and yes, Heather Locklear (lesser case, but still did it) aside....
Look bitches, we have our day in the sun then our wrinkled asses play Bingo or Mah Jong, wear bathing suits with skirts, break in line at the post office, drive 35 mph on the highway, lecture youngin's about how they don't appreciate shit, guilt trip our kids into calling us on a regular basis only to not pick up the phone, then die...That's just how it's done. Fat face=does not compute....Either get old or get a better surgeon.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by urmomma on October 20, 2008 - 8:42pm.
...bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good....
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
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I believe you...millions wouldn't, but i do...
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Awwww he wears a lacefront! Beyonce and him should have a slumber party to compare collections and shake there ass jelly.
Thank God no one has made the requisite cockpit joke. Because that would be too obvious.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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Thank you *preening*. It's all part of my personality disorder.
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The last time I consulted the FAA regulations (and I have, my husband and I are both licensed private pilots), there was no regulation pertaining to the necessity of uniforms for crew while flying. If he was charter, or commercial, or corporate even, it's up to the employer or hiring airlines to mandate uniforms. Revolta just does it 'cuz he's a douche Wearing that uniform doesn't make him a better pilot either - he still has to fly with a safety (pilot) in some of his own aircraft.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Ugh . . . I used to like him, but now I think he really needs to grow a pair, stand up to his beard Kelly Clamston, leave the cult, and get some much needed help for his poor son. So sick of all these $cieno-nuts screwing up their kids' lives :(
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 8:42pm.
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There's some new filler that you can get pumped into your face. So I've heard on the Ladies Who Do Lunch Grapevine.
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Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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HAHAHA!! I think you just incorporated two, if not three different accents into one sentence.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:43pm
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Well fokk me, you could be on ta sumpin' there by'
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Check out her hands. I can read her red-cell count.
In the 7th pic his title says Qantas Ambassador. It figures there's an ass in his title.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Amen Tigerlilly!
I'm over it.
What I'm *not* over, however, is CHLOE LATTANZI. Where is that hot freakshow?? Probs playin' the didgeridoo w/ her popz in a teepee....
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
hahahahahaha. With big, powerful, super-heated, reverse thrusters?
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And a really cute male flight attendant named Sven.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
In Hollywood there are secrets everyone knows. His bisexual activities is one of them. Personally I don't think its an issue.
The on/off rug and the costume I could do without.
John Revolta truly disgusts me. His son, Jett, is autistic and he denies it. $cientology is evil, and so are John and Kelly.
http://adventuresinautism.blogspot.com/2007/06/dear-john-travolta.html
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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Isn't the correct name *fokker friendship**? *pursing lips primly
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Is that the same as a Fokk buddy?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by Jezrael on October 20, 2008 - 8:21pm.
What in the name of Meg Ryan did Olivia do to her face?
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You answered your own question. She Meg Ryaned that shit.
Note to old Hollywood whores: Making your face fatter does not make you look younger. It just makes you look like you have a fat chick's face on a thin body which looks even freakier than if you just got fat the old fashioned way.
If you want to look younger, ask Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch what surgeons they use. In the mean time, STOP IT with the fat chick face, and EASE UP on the FISH LIPS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
.Submitted by gyeah on October 20, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Damn...aging sucks, they used to be so pretty. meeeeeemorieeees
HAH! oh shit, Deb i hadn't seen your post. Travolta was a fine mothafucka, it kills me to say it.
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...bacon tastes good, porkchops taste good....
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Damn...aging sucks, they used to be so pretty. meeeeeemorieeees
HAH! oh shit, Deb i hadn't seen your post. Travolta was a fine mothafucka, it kills me to say it.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
the pilot outfit is still weird even with the pilot's license and plane ownership. but i'm sure lron wrote in his many volumes of instructions, "giiiirl, you've got to look the part!" (scio equivalent of snap)
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I wonder if he wears that outfit when he flies his unicorn.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
...don't ask, don't tell policy wouldn't work for Johnny...they know.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
Olivia looks great and Travolta's hairpiece looks semi-convincing, even in the close shot. It pays to invest in a good weave.
What is the purpose of running around in a pilots outfit if you aren't flying a plane that day or it isn't Halloween?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
hahahahahaha. With big, powerful, super-heated, reverse thrusters?
I'm a secret plane dork. I used to love the Fokker F28. I'll bet you've flown it in Europe.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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Isn't the correct name *fokker friendship**? *pursing lips primly
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The pilot costume because he loves to dress up!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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No, a Bigfatgay Fokker.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan