LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 20, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Hey PSL and fellow Dlisters ~
I can't hate on Raven. So she's alittle chunky and has wonk eyebrows? At least and you never read about her acting like a rancid ho, emailing pictures of her hairy bush to Drake Bell, or draping herself over her daddy's crotch.
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Jesus. You really know how to turn lemons into lemonade Mrs K.
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Well...time for me to go home now!! night all...BIG HUGS!! or is it FAT HUGS!!! MWAH!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
You tell em girlfriend! Stay sweet and sane in this messed up world!!!!!!!!!!!
so I lied.
*shrug*
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
I like Raven, too. My kids watch her show and it's cute.
Who cares if her eyebrows are wonk. But she IS fat by HWEIRD standards. Sorry Raven. But hey, as long as you are healthy and ok with it, who really cares. You are the rich baby, who cares what a bunch of bloggers think!!! LOL
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AWWWW dang...didnt even get to correct you Mrs.K...you got to it first. POOH! lol. ;P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
She has a cute face but she should wear more flattering dresses...this one is NOT one of them.
O and what's "HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN"?
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To the louve!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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ahhh...i don't get it. What does her height have to do with it? You mean all the fat is compacted?
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
IMDb says her real name is Raven-Symoné Pearman (!) and her height is 5'2.5" (159 cm).
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
I keep coming back to comment that she's a size 12. Is there any way that that's she's a size 12?
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YES!
She's 4'11"
I already said that.
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WRONG...she's 5'2-1/2"
;P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 20, 2008 - 7:57pm.
I'm the liar, Nova. I'm so ashamed.
She's 5' 2 1/2" according to IMDB
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
if raven is a size 12 then jennifer love hewitt is a size two...lmao.
girl, you are at least a 14/16. it's ok...just stop lying about your size!
*feels a little bad*
Yeah...Raven is a good girl(woman)...for the most part, she behaves and whatnot. Yes she is BIG...and taller than 4'11" im sure. BUT...It's the lying about your size and making loud (all caps)speeches that doesn't really help things much at all. I should know...im a Dlister. ;P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 20, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Hey PSL and fellow Dlisters ~
I can't hate on Raven. So she's alittle chunky and has wonk eyebrows? At least and you never read about her acting like a rancid ho, emailing pictures of her hairy bush to Drake Bell, or draping herself over her daddy's crotch.
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my, how the bar has been lowered.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
I keep coming back to comment that she's a size 12. Is there any way that that's she's a size 12?
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YES!
She's 4'11"
I already said that.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
yes Aunt Bea, you are right about that.
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
I keep coming back to her comment that she's a size 12. Is there any way that that's she's a size 12? I don't wear that size but it seems to me that it's not tent-size. Isn't the average American woman size 12?
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Submitted by Miss November on October 20, 2008 - 7:52pm.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!?!?!?!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
She should embrace her inner chola and get that sharpie out to fix those mo-fo's!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Hey PSL and fellow Dlisters ~
I can't hate on Raven. So she's alittle chunky and has wonk eyebrows? At least and you never read about her acting like a rancid ho, emailing pictures of her hairy bush to Drake Bell, or draping herself over her daddy's crotch.
Wow...that Benji Madden never ceases to amaze me...getting Dlister's pregnant and shizz...
What would BM do?? lmfao!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
misslainey made me think of Chris Rock eith her shoe comment.
CR talks about fat ladies wearing pumps- looks like bread baking...hahahhahahahaha
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Hee hee
While a contestant on "The Weakest Link" (2000) - she couldn't answer what the "P.O." in "P.O. Box" meant, and answered 100, when asked to give half of 1,000.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Since when does saying someones face is "beat" means that they have on flawless makeup??? She's confuzzed...
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 20, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Hi MrsK!!! How's the nauseous factor today? lol
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a few bong hits and I am good to go!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
I am not going to make a negative comment about Raven because she reminds me of my own beautiful daughter, and unlike many of the anorexic/bulimic, skanky, barely legal hos Disney flaunts out like bad tuna, she is actually VERY talented. However, unless she is using the metric system, she's no 12.
And her feet look like stuffed sausage in those shoes. But other than that, I think she's great! Keep it real, Raven. Keep it real.
Hi MrsK!!! How's the nauseous factor today? lol
(shhhhh...she's having Benji's baby)
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Slow news day indeed, someone dug up Raven at freakin' CrackSpace.
All caps too.
Have a pudding pop Raven and chill.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Yes, she's a size 12.
But she's also 4'11"
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
**Submitted by babybunny on October 20, 2008 - 7:34pm.
God, I really hate typos...delt (urrrgh), and exceptable...(urrrgh)...how illeterate. Byatch needs to quit show biz if she is that sensitive...I look better than her even on my worse day...isn't her 15 mins up too????
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then you may want to know the word is "illiterate". and you look better on your "worst" day.
just saying.....:)
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Another failed child star looking for attention.
Maybe a couple of Weight Watchers meetings and Jenny Craig would make her less bitchy.
Well, in her defense, she may be a little fattie. Its hard to tell peoples sizes from TV or photos. I once saw Sarah Gilbert, when she was going through her fat phase, walking down West 8 street. She was small but rolly polly and fat. On TV, and in stills, she looked HUGE.
Nevertheless, Raven doesnt have a waist, and unless a woman is in her 60's, and done with childbearing etc, its unacceptable to have such an out of shape body.
Never over a size 12 my ass! She's over a size 12 in that fourth thumbnail, isn't she?
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God, I really hate typos...delt (urrrgh), and exceptable...(urrrgh)...how illeterate. Byatch needs to quit show biz if she is that sensitive...I look better than her even on my worse day...isn't her 15 mins up too????
Girl, quit fronting! Your upper arm is a size 12!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Mousketeers could use that dress as a slip n slide.
I thought green elephants were only apart of my acid flashbacks.
Look all im saying is she's fat.
Don't bitch about it, just fix your goddamned brows and STFU.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Ravyn PSA: Shave that mess off and start over again...this time with a fine point Sharpie.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Did the Exxon Valdez hit another coral reef or is this another fat black chick?
I never read any email, blog, or review that's in all caps. I'm assuming the fucked-up eyebrow girl is upset.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
LIAR LIAR, FAT'S on FIRE!
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Good God Disney could you maybe spend more than .99 cents on your workers costumes? I can smell the slave children from here.
Submitted by TITS on October 20, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Angel? You want to or shall I?
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Please...you do the honours. Benji Madden kept me busy all day!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 20, 2008 - 7:23pm.
okay, if she's never been over a size 12, my hair is naturally blond and I don't have one single gray either!
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and I'm a goddamned vegan....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah her eyebrows have always been like that. You can see it on the Cosby show reruns. And so what if shes big. She is probably a lot healthier than those whores on The Hills and 90210. People need to mind their fucking BUSINESS! You don't know if someone in her family died. People are so quick to judge without knowing if something happened the story behind things. Same thing with Angelina Jolie when her mom died. People said she was to skinny and all that crap when she was having problems because DUH SHE JUST LOST HER MOTHER!
okay, if she's never been over a size 12, my hair is naturally blond and I don't have one single gray either!
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
I thought this bitch was worth 400 Million so any excuse she gives out is bullshit. She can afford to pay for anything, anyone to get her look done.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Is that another fashion sense?
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Oh hell no she isn't even trying to say she's no bigger than a size 12. I'm 5'4, 143 lbs and I wear a size 8 or 10, depending on the brand. There is NO way that I'm that big, or even close to that. And trust me, I'm hard as hell on myself. I'm constantly comparing myself to celebs and random women in stores. But I refuse to believe that my ass has gotten that big. And wtf do big girls always have to say their size?? If bitch is stepping out in a size 12, somebody call me cause I wanna be around when that shit gives..ain't no size 12 holding in those sausage links!
"Acceptable." The word is "acceptable."
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz