LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
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I'm not saying she's fat, but I think a lot of other people need that FEMA tent a lot more than she does.
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I'm not saying she's fat, but I believe that she is responsible for all the Acai Berry ads that have bombarded us.
Submitted by Negative Meg on October 20, 2008 - 11:09pm.
HOLY CRAP, Raven is COMINGBACK!!! *bows*
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That's what I'm saying! You know I did a ctrl F - Comingback on this thread after reading this:
MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
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I'm not saying she's fat but the Red Sox are missing their green infield tarp.
I'm not saying she's fat, but if she comes out during the day will we experience another solar eclipse.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 12:54am.
Submitted by Lory on October 21, 2008 - 12:17am.
I'm not familiar with this "buy" term you used?
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Neither do I but come on! You know what I mean! Just steal that shit from the blind dude at the liquor store already, gee...
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Submitted by Lory on October 21, 2008 - 12:17am.
I'm not familiar with this "buy" term you used?
I'm not saying she's fat but Disney wants to do a Broadway version of Fantasia and they need dancing hippos.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I'm not saying she's fat, but Shamu wants to borrow that dress...something about being a fairy at a Halloween party.
Who the hell rants about eye brows? Really??
Lots of people have f-ed up eyebrows so they do the normal thing and pluck the strange hairs out, and fill the missing hair in. In her case I would say just pluck the entire outer halves off, and opt for an arch starting where the plucked hairs were. I think it would even look better than the penciling in she current does. How can you have $400 mill and not one person tell you how to fix your eyebrows?
Off topic, I though my cat was in heat, but it turns out that Jessica Simpson is 'singing' on Letterman on the tube. Shit-somebody pull her to the side!
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"I like your posts but sometimes they make me feel like I'm on drugs." - by speakit on September 26, 2008
I'm not saying she's fat but NASA has reported another UFO...unidentified fat object.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I don't have the time to read all the comments, and I'm not saying she's fat, but which NFL team drafted her?
I'm sorry but that girl is not a 12. Marilyn Monroe was a size 12. Maybe she gets all her clothes made to order and those sweat shop hoes are instructed to sew in a 12 patch to make this bitch feel better.
If it bothers her so much, why hasn't she done anything about it? She could have hairs transplanted there, but that may be a bit over the top. Just tattoo those motherfuckers in already and never have to deal with it again. It's pretty simple.
I got my eyeliner tattooed on about 13 years ago and, even though it hurt like HELL, I would do it again in a heartbeat just for the convenience.
If my eyebrows looked like hers, I would not even go get the mail without filling them in, much less go out in public for the world to see.
Oh, and she is NO size 12. She must have fat-fingered it (imagine that) and meant size 22.
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Happy Halloween, Dlisted-Hookers!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Lory on October 21, 2008 - 12:05am.
Sorry, no Red Bull. I can make you some iced black coffee with Tang?
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You do know how to make a lass feel special. You're going to spoil me! Next thing I know, you'll take me out to a KFC and buy me a Buffalo Deluxe pack!
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How many Happy Meals did she wolf down before she realized they don't include eyeliner pencils as a toy?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
as much as we make fun of it a sharpie could be her friend. she could get a makeup artist to do it and use that to layer over eyebrow pencil.
on celebrity fit club everyone gets some service that brings you good nutritious food for three meals plus snacks every day.
You know they tattoo eyebrows on your face now. Not a bad idea for someone born with FUBAR eyebrows.
What would Benji Madden do?
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Submitted by Lory on October 21, 2008 - 12:05am.
Sorry, no Red Bull. I can make you some iced black coffee with Tang?
Hey Speakit! Is your avie leaping? Nvm, I'm thirsty... Yo Sheeps! Got some Red Bull on your freezer? Dang, my tongue feels like sandpaper...
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Oh no, I'm a few burgers away from a 12! I guess that means I have to take my clothes off the treadmill now
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 21, 2008 - 12:02am.
I'm not saying that she's fat but she's always the before picture.
hahahaha
I'm not saying that she's fat but she's always the before picture.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
A lot of little girls grow up wanting to be Barbie, Raven just grew up wanting to be Fudgie the Whale.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Hi Lory :)
OnTopic: IDK if anyone has said it cuz I didn't read but why does her dress look so dirty?
KFC Buffet, that's why
Submitted by Lory on October 20, 2008 - 11:56pm.
hahahahaha. No, I think you've medicated wisely. I knew what you meant anyhoo.....
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by Lory on October 20, 2008 - 11:28pm.
All I have to say is, well if it makes them
Makes them what?
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Sorry m8, I meant "if it makes them happy". Perhaps it was not such a good idea to flush that Ambien with Absolut...
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WTF? She should have listened to her tutor! Except-able??????
I do applaud her for her rant on weight. At least she is real and doesn't look like she would break if she fell.
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Night, Nittay.
Technically, she only said, "I have never been over a size 12." Sorry, "I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12." She left out the key word "SOMBRERO."
Well, that's all I've got on the Craven Smore Pizza topic. Actually not. But I've got to head out. Hope all you funny hookers have a great night! xoxoxoxo
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:41pm.
I don't think I want her "venting" anywhere near me, it would tear through the back of that dress like a tornado in a trailer park.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
When she was talking about size 12 was she referring to shoe size? She couldn't have meant dress size!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 20, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Honey, you are not a size 12.
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Not unless she's 4'11", maybe
Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:37pm.
But when someone goes on a rant like she did, it's like an invitation.
Yup, in a public forum. Whatever happened to venting at home, to friends or family only? Or in her case, to the girls at Curves.
Submitted by mslewis on October 20, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Her next Disney movie will be Free Willy 3.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 20, 2008 - Hahahahahahahah! I feel bad making fat jokes. She's not that fat. But sometimes you just gotta bust 'em out. Of the seams.
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Actually, she doesn't bother me at all. And I don't think she's obese by any stretch. But when someone goes on a rant like she did, it's like an invitation. It'd just be plain rude not to attend the snarkfest!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Lory on October 20, 2008 - 11:28pm.
All I have to say is, well if it makes them
Makes them what?
I'm not loving the fat jokes. But, whatever!!
Raven show is over at Disney; she was thrown out of the Cheetah Girls for being overweight; her album didn't sell; her concerts (even at State fairs) aren't going well. Perhaps the girl is depressed!! She is worth $400 million, according to several sources, but money can't make you happy if being a star is your dream.
She is still under contract with Disney and she's done a few movies that were moderate hits. At the weight she is now, I don't see much of a future for her. Queen Latifah she is not!!! I don't think Hollywood needs another fat Black woman.
P.S.:I don't think Raven ever went to a formal school. That could explain her lack of writing skills. Accept and except are difficult if you've never been schooled.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:32pm.
LCT, like Luther used to croon...A house is not a home. (Unless your mama can sit "around" it)
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Hahahahahahahah! I feel bad making fat jokes. She's not that fat. But sometimes you just gotta bust 'em out. Of the seams.
I don't think that's Tinkerbell standing next to her, I think it's 'Lil Sprout.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
LCT, like Luther used to croon...A house is not a home. (Unless your mama can sit "around" it)
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Why, is her family related to the McConaughey?
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I was thinking more Luther Vandross..
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 20, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Horizontally plentiful? It's ok. I think maybe she has a hard time holding the eyebrow pencil, because, you know, of her... family history?
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Why, is her family related to the McConaughey?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Raven considers Lake Superior shallow.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:26pm.
In Raven-Symonay's case, she could kill two birds by jogging to the Rite Aid and back.
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Either that or she'd give herself two black eyes..but hey, that could solve the eyebrow dilemma?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Otter Pop on October 20, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I know plenty of guys who love hefty girls like Raven. They love the big asses and the gigantic tittays. I can't say I get it but whatever.
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I have a couple of friends that LOVE them big (when I say big, I really mean BIG). The funny thing is that these guys are SO thin, you'd think their women would snap 'em in half if they were on top! All I have to say is, well if it makes them, why should I complain?
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Submitted by like-wow on October 20, 2008 - 10:52pm.
who is this person and why should we care?
*said in best Jerry Seinfeld voice*
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
LCT! Shhhh! I said Lazy..Really! And yeah, my kid pics them up for a couple buck several times a month..and she doesn't even have wonkey eyebrows or a weight problem...erm, I mean..lazy.
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Horizontally plentiful? It's ok. I think maybe she has a hard time holding the eyebrow pencil, because, you know, of her... family history?