LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
Wenn, Wireimage
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First and foremost Raven is a great person.
second her eyebrows is what makes her Raven Symone' I think they are beautiful.Why are you all just making this a big deal out of something so small. The people making these bad comments about her must have just turned 18, because everyone knows thats so raven.
I see it this way, No one had problems back then, so they shouldn't have a problem now, get over. Everyone is different. You should post yall pics online so someone can make remarks about them.
I REALLY hate to do this because I love Raven. I think she's really quite talented and adorable...
And I'm not saying she's fat, but that's the dress she wore in College Road Trip..... when she played the Road.
Submitted by lisaural on October 21, 2008 - 11:16am.
Sorry, not trying to hate, but a former size 12 says, "Bitch, you ain't no size 12!!"
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hmmmmmmmmm she's delusional! there's no fucking way she's a size 12.. im a 14 and there'sno way in hell she's a 12..
if she would just say, yes im fat so what, then props to her, no, she has to pull a jennifer love and say she's a few sizes less than what she really is.. does she not think she ends up looking like a fool??
Submitted by Lory on October 21, 2008 - 12:05am.
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ummmm.... what?
Sorry, not trying to hate, but a former size 12 says, "Bitch, you ain't no size 12!!"
Poor Raven looks like someone stuck an airhose up her ass, put a cork in her mouth, and opened the nozzle all the way.
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YOU LIE! YOU LIE! YOU NEVER BEEN SO THICK!
RAVEN WE ALL GOT PAIN!
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Is Raven the woman behind our beloved illiterate poster 'comingback'?!??!??!?
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Tinkerbell looks like Derek Hough .
Hollywood and the REAL world don't care about your griping. There'll be another Miley Cyrus along to take your place. You get paid 110% more than the average person on this planet and you gave up your right to sympathy when you signed that contract.
Spend some of that Hollywood money and get yourself right.
Okay lets forget about her being "thick" for a minute, does anyone see the grease splatters on her dress????
Those brows... SO Raven!! LOL
I love Raven. My kids adore her. This whole house watches her ass every Saturday morning. But she aint' no 12. BUT WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!????????
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I really like her so I don't mind the rant.
why so called celeb always lie about their size? that size 2 J.Lov, a proud size 0 Eva Longhorn, and now this..
if she's a size 12, I need to check if I turned into size 4 or 2...
And look at that motherfucking farmer's tan. WHAT THE HELL. What has she been doing? Sitting in her backyard eating twinkies?
What the FUCK. How did a beneath-average looking THICK woman get into million dollar deals with disney? There's already enough obese, malformed, ugly, spiteful bitches around, I fucking hate to stare at one on TV. I hope they've dropped her like a hot potato. Cuz this potato is fucking lumpy and slathered in way too much butter.
Forget that rant.
Raven is fat because she is a spoiled, formerly cute child actress who now is clinging to that fame with tired ass shows and albums.
Obviously, no one ever told her no, judging from a waistline that is no stranger to Krispy Kremes and Burger King.
Put the Twinkies down, get a personal trainer, anda stylist!
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that is absolutely correct miss november.
ooh yeah, and the eyebrows, the fucking eyebrows, just tweeze the thick part and brush them, no need for sharpies around there, you stupid cunt!
you are fucking humonguous bitch, now stfu, socially acceptable my ass, just try not to stuff your big mouth with grease from time to time. all these obese bitches complaining everyday about being fat is fucking annoying.
bahahahahaha.
she looks like she's going to eat tinkerbell.
Please,she can fix her eyebrows if she really cared about her appearance.Make up or tattooing works wonders.There is no excuse however for being a fat ass in Hollywood.That's why people have lipo and personal trainers.She always came across as a being lazy about her looks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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What you said, but it is NOT painless...easily worth it though.
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@ bigkidney: I think Prince had that done.
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Hasn't she ever heard of micropigmentation aka permanent makeup tattooing? It's painless, simple and no more worrying about the paps snapping your janky brows when you leave the house! Sometimes, I feel like a genius.
Maybe she just started to get her eyebrows weaved and she ran out of money.
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to clooneyis...
a 12 in the vanity sizing of today would be far too large for marilyn. she would need an 8 or maybe even a 6. or going by raven's vanity sizing a 4 or a 2! haha
looks good to me.
she's not an emotional retard whack job like the ditzy pasty thin girls in hollyweird.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 21, 2008 - 1:51am.
***AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE...
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She has a music 'career' too? Way to advertise.
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She's a friggin goddess in the Disney Radio world. She has music videos and all kinds of music shit out. ...........I can't believe I know this about her! LOL
I'm not saying she's fat, but I wonder what happened to the John Deere logo on her dress.
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What I dont understand is how she made up the rest of her face, but if she can easily fix those busted eyebrows,
why is it so hard to just pencil in the missing spots?
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 21, 2008 - 1:37am.
Size 12 is not obese, but this chick ain't no size 12....well maybe an Oprah-size 12.
or an eva longoria 0
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
If she hates people talking about them so much, isn't there SOMETHING she can do about it? Wax? Tatoo in the bald spots? Or just STFU??? Yeah, I'm going for the latter....STFU. Holy Crap...at least Spock made a career out of his....AND he had pointy ears...be glad you're THICK and don't have THAT issue as well.
***AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE...
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She has a music 'career' too? Way to advertise.
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***Submitted by Sluttsville on October 21, 2008 - 1:25am.
"I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN"....I bet she does...after the ice cream truck, the Krispy Kreme man.....
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Yeah, for the border.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 21, 2008 - 1:37am.
I'm afraid I'm sizeist: anyone over size 6 is, umm, too big to shop in Forever 21.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 1:32am.
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I would turn around and look your girlfriend in the eyes and tell her to get off her lard ass and take her wooly worm eyebrows for a waxing.
Size 12 is not obese, but this chick ain't no size 12....well maybe an Oprah-size 12.
that is a bold statement. Doesn't she know what options are open to her in the world of plastic surgery?
She should ask Pam
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 21, 2008 - 1:27am.
Slutty, you know that scene in "Notting Hill" when the Julia Roberts character surprises the men in the sushi bar who are talking crudely about her? What would we do now if someone suddenly started posting here: YOU GIYS ARE MEEN AND I AM NOT OVER A SIZE 12 BUT HOW WULD YOU FEEL IF YOU'RE BROWS WERE BUSTED UP?
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"I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN"....I bet she does...after the ice cream truck, the Krispy Kreme man.....
I'm not saying she's fat, but I'm not saying she's an "EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT" either.
MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME, AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! Umm, you tole everyone he had a small peen? You, umm, said he had crabs? You called his mom? I don't know, how did you delt with it?
I'm not sayin she's fat but Tinkerbell tried to walk around her and got lost.
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I'm not saying she's fat, but John Travolta was checking her out...but lost interest when he couldn't find the cockpit.
I'm not saying she's fat, but I'm not saying she can spell either.
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I'm not saying she's fat but Pierce Brosnan has been checking her out.
I'm not saying she's fat, but Nikki Blonsky said "Good lord" when she walked by.
I'm not saying she's fat, but I think a lot of other people need that FEMA tent a lot more than she does.
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