Pink Thought She Had A Booze Problem
Pink is out promoting an album so now is a good time as any to talk about her problems with ze booze. Pink said she checked into a "health center" this past summer because she started binge drinking and was afraid she developed a nasty little habit.
She says, "A few months ago, I went to see a specialist because I thought I was an alcoholic. I have a problem with my vices. I've kicked the drugs, but every now and then I have to go out and get completely wasted on alcohol. For me it's about losing control. I'm such a control freak it's very hard for me to lose my inhibitions without something chemical inside me. How do you really have fun if there isn't a little drink in you? I don't actually know."
The answer to Pink's question is: you don't. I'm joking! The real answer to her question is: you smoke crack instead. I'm full of jokes today! The real REAL answer to her question is: you let a stranger finger bang you.....with a condom on his finger of course!
Pink went on to say, "I checked into Canyon Ranch in Tucson, Arizona, in the summer and I went to see a therapist, telling him I was an alcoholic. He asked me when I'd had my last drink and I couldn't remember - it had been a few weeks previously. I then read the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) manual cover to cover and we talked. I realized I wasn't an alcoholic, just someone who likes to get drunk every now and again. I'm trying to work out if that's a bad thing."
Pink, the next time you think you have a problem with booze, drink more booze. After you wake up from blacking out, you would have forgotten all about this supposed "booze problem." See how that works?
Here's a few pictures of Pink looking like a dusty tampon at the ARIA Awards in Sydney yesterday.
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I like some of Pink's newer songs and "So What?" kicks ass, but DAMN, bitch, if you gotta ask if you've got a problem, you already know the answer.
honey if you are a drug addict you are an alcoholic too...its anything that affects you from the neck up...wow that was an ez 50K that rehab made
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 20, 2008 - 10:23pm.
WOW That must have been intense!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I love it how these celebrities enter/exit rehab to coincide with their latest release.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She tries way to hard to be tough or "punk" and comes across as fake to me.I never really have liked her or her image.
be Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think this statement was pretty desperate and not worth making.
Although I like Pink because she's one of the few
female celebs not scared to rock a short hairstyle and
never wears a fucking busted weave after she does.
For some reason that shit bothers me.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Unfortunately EvilShoe, her stylist did :(
Clearly he/she's being paid to lie. Like most celeb's entourages.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Those photos were painful to look at. She needs to stick to pant suits or something other than dresses. I hope her stylist isn't telling her she looks good in a dress.
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Stupid Girls was an excellent music video.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Is that you quoting Mr. Stewart??? Don't you make me hunt you down and give you the dry humping of your life, m'lady.
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I ♥ Mr. Stewart
You might be scared of somethin' - look at Mr Stewart
He's the only person he has to fear
He'd only let himself get near
He don't trust nobody
If he stopped bein' so shady
He could have a nice young lady
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Mrs. Kravitz,
How's this for a circle of life moment or whatever they call it; this past weekend I attended a cousin's funereal. The pastor said in his eulogy that he loved music so much, any music that people would come away from him with an appreciation of genres they'd never heard before. That was my memory of him, cruising in his convertible and slipping an eight track into the player to hear music that changed my life; Mr. Stewart's Stand.
Stand
They will try to make you crawl
And they know what you're saying makes sense and all
Stand
Don't you know that you are free
Well at least in your mind if you want to be
Everybody
Stand, stand, stand
Damn, ain't life funny? g'nite.
mmm, kinda puts me in the mood for a cold one
Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Is that you quoting Mr. Stewart??? Don't you make me hunt you down and give you the dry humping of your life, m'lady.
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I ♥ Mr. Stewart
You might be scared of somethin' - look at Mr Stewart
He's the only person he has to fear
He'd only let himself get near
He don't trust nobody
If he stopped bein' so shady
He could have a nice young lady
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by kacky on October 20, 2008 - 8:43pm.
This girl's 15 minutes have passed. There was only one Wendy O. Williams, thank goodness.
Electrical tape on nips. I saw Wendy O on stage an original.Hehe
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She even uploaded her sexy videos on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^...Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
She's about as edgy as an "LBZ" sticker on the back window of a Chevy pickup, or the clearance rack at Hot Topic around 5:00pm, after the tenth graders already bought or stole the most played out gear.
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James Haven and Pink arethisclose! Pink just doesn't let James Haven do her makeup. She doesn't want James Haven to make a "sissy" out of her. She is as tough as they come. James Haven saw her once punch a guy in the face, put her "press on nails back on, and return to the dance floor. James Haven helped Corey up and gave him a ride home.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I like pink. she is so talented and she do not need controversy to sell her record. her song is doing really good on the radio and this album will sell like crazy.
Her dress is too long.
This girl's 15 minutes have passed. There was only one Wendy O. Williams, thank goodness.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I used to really admire her balls but she sounds a bit delusional here...
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Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 8:35pm
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Oh my.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 8:19pm.
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Is that you quoting Mr. Stewart??? Don't you make me hunt you down and give you the dry humping of your life, m'lady.
(Yes, those puns are intended)
Submitted by LisaRose on October 20, 2008 - 8:05pm.
If others can't accept you for who you are... that's there problem.
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Like Mr Stewart once wrote:
"I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be."
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Why does she insist on PLASTERING her short hair to her peanut head? It looks so stupid...
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If you have troubles losing your inhibitions then you have troubles losing your inhibitions. I am that way too and never drink and don't put myself in situations where I feel I have to be who I am not. It's as simple as that. If others can't accept you for who you are... that's there problem.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Soggy tampon might have worked. ewwww
Dusty Tampon! hahahahahaaaaaa! Damn she looks baaaaad! At the MTV awards she looked almost atrractive??? For the first time in her gremlin goblin life....
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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Yes I puzzled over that too. I don't really like to think in things in terms of tampons. And then *dusty* is a very strange adjective to pair with it. How on earth would a tampon get...oh never mind..
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lol@dusty tampon
I don't dislike Pink. I think she just overdoes the tough girl image. We get it. You're tough, next?
Shit. I took a good look at that second thumbnail and now I wish I hadn't. God that is ugly woman. From her face to her tits, goddamn she's UGLY!
Submitted by thehoustongirl on October 20, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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I honestly don't know where it started but it is fucking really funny.Benji Madden said so.
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Does any WOMAN look more MANLY than this broad? Any woman that is except Brooke hogan - we all know she's a dude in sheeps clothing.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 20, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Well, shame isn't a good coping mechanism, either. But what's wrong with having a life story that's separate from the one displayed on magazines?
Good points. Firstly, I think LIVING in a state of shame is counter-productive. But if people feel no shame for bad decisions and actions, that defines sociopathy. You feel the shame, correct your behavior and apologize to those you may have hurt.
And my rant about airing dirty laundry wasn't really directed at Pink, or people that have a GENUINE story to tell, of triumph over adversity, addiction, bad relationships, whatever.
I do object to the continued lowering of the lowest common denominator. I also object to priveledged, (and even not-so-priveledged), people shouting from the rooftops about how many people they've fucked, or how many relationships they have ruined, or how many jobs they've lost and cashing in on it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Canyon Ranch is a spa and resort. So basically, she talked to the spa counselor and considered that "getting help"?
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 7:34pm.
finally Mrs K shows up! where have you been? Sctupping Benji Madden all day?
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he done wore me out ladies
that man has some mad skillz, I'll tell ya what
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Nobody is interested in this talentless twat's album, so she has to talk about her faux addictions. I saw Carey Hart on Chelsea Lately; he was a hell of a lot more interesting than this one-note bitch.
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finally Mrs K shows up! where have you been? Sctupping Benji Madden all day?
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OK, here's what you do, hun...PUT A CORK IN IT!!!!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
She needs to take sneer lessons from Pamela Anderson.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Just throwin' it out there, but does anyone give a fat frog's dirty asshole how much Pink drinks? Anyone? Anyone?
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Submitted by Deb on October 20, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Well, shame isn't a good coping mechanism, either. But what's wrong with having a life story that's separate from the one displayed on magazines?
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 20, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Agree. But the whole "airing your dirty laundry for publicity and monetary gain" thing permeates our society. I'm one of the old-heads that actually remember days when people were actually ASHAMED of their fuck-ups and wanted to keep them secret, not turn them into a fast buck.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The first sentence says it all. You can't buy publicity like "celeb in crisis."
I hope this doesn't become a trend. We have enough celebrities confessing to some dark part of their past at a convenient time for them. The "almosts" are just kind of sad. Next we'll hear from someone, "I thought I survived abuse, but it was all just a misunderstanding."
Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 20, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I thought that was a ciggie burn above "help"
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Interesting...or the artistic depiction of one...?
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@letinstar- I swear, I have always thought that myself.
She is crazy
pink always looked like she smells to me...
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Submitted by suze on October 20, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Gorge dress.
Lurve it.
Me too. I can't hate on Pink. I can laugh at her, but I like her badass attitude, which I'm sure she can back up.
Coincidently, I'm enjoying an extra dry vodka martini!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"