Brooke Hogan Is Delusional
Clear the streets and stay indoors, because Nick Hogan is getting out of jail tomorrow after serving 166 jail dicks days of an 8-month sentence. Brooke Hogan wrote about his release on her MySpace blog and called out the "JELIS H8RS" who talk shit on her precious family.
Brooke tucked in her dick, crossed her legs, sat at the computer and typed out this shit:
There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people....were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Yes, Brooke. Nick is going to get out of jail. John is going to make a miraculous recovery and run into your arms. Then a pink pony with golden wings will take the three of you to a beautiful crystal palace. All the "JELIS H8RS" will turn into worms and you'll spend the afternoon feeding them to fluffy birds with diamond beaks. I swear. It must be nice living on Planet Dumb Fuck.
In addition to the bread and potatoes, I'm sure Nick also had plenty of sausages and dick cheese.
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I am really bothered by the disingenuous-ness of this awful plea of hers. This couldn't be more un genuine. It is so artificial and full of herself that It made me sick to my stomach. You can honestly tell that the only thing that this bitch is worried about is her "CELEBRITY" stat and that of her family. There is no other REAL feeling here other than for what the public percieves them to be now. Why would she lower herself to grasping in this way to be forgiven or looked at in a better light by what she calls "Haters". The last part of her blog really showed where her real thoughts are and how far removed she is from the severity or reality of this situation or circumstances. "MAC N CHEESE"???? That was so bad that I was really dumbfounded for a good minute! I don't think that shallow self centered people like this have the actual ablility to grasp the severity of whats been done to this person. There are so many other ways that these people could have gone about things, and not publicly either. Believe me, that is why the word GENUINE exists..........to describe or show what is real and what isn't. And this is something the Hogans are not. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
Goodgod.....Terry Bolea(aka Hulk Hogan) has children about as dumb as him. Room-temperature spawn.....
Submitted by LASux on October 21, 2008 - 2:53am.
Is EVERYONE in Florida drinking the Kool-aid?
John is missing HALF of his HEAD, he is never going to do anything and everytime this illiterate cunt opens her mouth she makes it worse.
She needs to stfu.
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Well said. Wasn't there video of John out there somewhere? He's not even close to Terry Schiavo and how she lived and she was just gone.
Is EVERYONE in Florida drinking the Kool-aid?
John is missing HALF of his HEAD, he is never going to do anything and everytime this illiterate cunt opens her mouth she makes it worse.
She needs to stfu.
Yuck,the whole Hogan family are one mess I hate.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
that ugly midget needs to get a job and make his own stupid mac-n-cheese. Is that hillbilly for caviar? I bet his manly family buys him another sports car.
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I think douchebag terry bollea is moving heaven and earth to buy douchebag nick a new toy car to serve as his prize for being in the bad old jail.
brooke bollea is cooking him some kraft ez mac and linda bollea is cooking him ready to bake chocolate chip cookies.
nick bollea will miss all the good good close close friends he met in jail. but mostly he will be swaggering around like he is THE SHIT because he will have some reality gig.
I want all these people off the tv. go away bolleas!
too bad John won't be getting out of anywhere anytime soon.
What a whiney fucking douche.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Disturbing video...the only thing more disturbing is that Nick is getting out of jail with his ass intact. The outside could be more dangerous for him than inside.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 20, 2008 - 10:55pm.
And most of those fish don't have the 24 inch pythons.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 20, 2008 - 10:54pm.
but would John love her back is the question... i guess there's always other fish in the coma ward
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 20, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Of course she loves John Graziano, he's about the only male that believes that her genitalia didn't originally include a penis.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 20, 2008 - 10:46pm.
in Brooke's defense, he taught her to keep her teeth white the same way
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 20, 2008 - 10:41pm.
And Hulk has 2 young, supple bodies to rub his homemade tanning cream on.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 20, 2008 - 10:38pm.
come on, TV... she did say "Every day will be better and better and better."... she's just waiting for the competition to get out
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The hardest part for Brooke is that she always thought SHE'D be the most popular cum guzzler ob cellclock 8.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
NO NO NO!!!! John Graziano will NEVER be able to walk again. And you know what Brooke? Maybe John isn't dead in the ever-lasting physical sense, but I bet each day that John suffers through perpetual agony, a little bit of him dies every day. And guess what Brooke? Little by little adds up to the whole. So in a sense Nick already killed John. He killed John's chances of ever living any kind of existence where he could tread this earth without having a machine force what's left of his legs to do the walking for him. He killed John's chances to smell the roses without having breathing tubes inserted. John was once a handsome solider; now he's a ghost of a man, his smile replaced with a look of interminable torture every time his body, who has now betrayed him, is forced to move in the slightest....so fuck YOU and fuck your family, Brooke.
Sheeps said earlier that there was a good civil suit for John in this and more if the jury hates the Hogans...well, I just found out (sorry if I'm slow) that he served two tours in Iraq. Now, I"m no glory hound but I know that stuff goes over hard over there...
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HAPPYBMDAY!
i knew it! i knew it!... i KNEW if i'm the dlister living closest to this waste of a family i'm gonna be responsible for wiping them off the planet!... now where's my hacksaw and shovel?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Monalicious on October 20, 2008 - 10:12pm.
I got an idea!!!!!!1 Let's make a reality show from the Saw movies,
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Best Horror Serial of the New Millenium.
Let's do it.
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I got an idea!!!!!!1 Let's make a reality show from the Saw movies, and cast the Hogan family as the first (victms) stars! Maybe make them think about things in a whole new light.
I got Nacho Cheese Doritoes to add to the munchies........
Living well is the best revenge.......
Wow, I don't know if someone posted this already but this is John most recently videoed:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/06/18/grace.new.video.cnn
Should we be sending that to Brooke before she gets too set on him "walking" out of there?
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 20, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Any rational society would have thrown these two oxygen thieves in a pit of starving tigers by now.
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I think tigerlilly has retired to her den for the night, but I doubt even she'd eat them! Tigers get cranky with an acid stomach.
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BOO!
Pray for her and her family? Why? Because her brother didn't get what he deserved, a lifetime in fucking jail. He might have as well killed the kid. And God's not real, you dumb bitch.
Once again Bulk Hogan puts her foot in her horsey mouth. John is going nowhere thanks to your stupid ass brother.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Any rational society would have thrown these two oxygen thieves in a pit of starving tigers by now. Hope their asses get sued to kingdom come by the family of Nick's victim.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
i had trouble watching hogan knows best because of how differently linda and hulk treated their kids. seemed nick could do whatever he wanted.
i had trouble watching hogan knows best because of how differently linda and hulk treated their kids. seemed nick could do whatever he wanted.
i´m not a doctor or whatever, but how is it possible that a kid with half his brain missing is going to walk out of a hospital? seriously, she can´t be that dumb... or delusional.
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I would just like to say how funny I think it is that celebs are using blogs to vent about shit. I mean isn't that what shows like TMZ are for? Hell, go on The View and do it with a lil class! And JELIS H8ERS...what the dumb ass cock sucking tity licking fresh new pig fuck hell is this? If that alone didn't make her sound dumb as hell then the blog definately did! One day in the future we are going to ask our children to write out spelling words like "late" and they are going to give us "L8". When that happens you can bet that I will stare in disbelief as I beat down the dumbasses responsible.
As far as her lil rant, did anyone else notice the I know like, I know like, I know like, part? Is this the new way of being able to stutter and type at the same time? Plus the lil grammatical errors in there make me laugh so hard when I think about how she is really tryin' to make a statement.
Your brother ruined his life, and basically gets away with it just cause your daddy ran around in some yellow spandex back in the 80s. Thats down right pig fuckery if I have ever heard of it!
Brooke, please stop writing in your lil blog. Nothing is ever accomplished by it and can you also stop breathing 'cause you are taking air away from all the normal smart people who kinda need it..thanks!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 20, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Thanks! GLUG! GLUG! I *hick* appreesheeate this *burp* honor. Thanks fer all yer prayers!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Don't worry Brogan after your friend dies because your brother is a murderous douchebag you can write a tell all book called "How I lived through the death of a guy my brother killed so that I could write this book"
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Oh jeebus..I wish this whorey cunt would drive off of a cliff with the rest of her scumass family.
Listen, Brooke, YOU and your family are nasty human beings. Why don't you just tell daddy how you're feeling and maybe he will tell you how perfect your body is and rub some suntan lotion up your crotch. That should make you feel better. Oh, btw, your 'friend' John isn't going to get up and walk anytime soon because he has a BIG FUCKING HOLE IN HIS HEAD COURTESY OF YOUR DICKHEAD BROTHER.
Next time you have a brain fart, watch this Brooke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFVWrPiEXA
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Submitted by Leona on October 20, 2008 - 7:56pm.
@Tigerlilly: them there's my fonions!
*slurps purple drank*
Ok, I'll share.
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All right, but hands off those Fooions...Those is all Deb's for calling Brooke Hogan a "sub-Shitney"...LURVES IT! If it were a man with a big dick and lots of money, I'd marry it...well, if it just had lots of money...or a big dick...or it was a man...:-(...Now sad tiger gonna go eat left over Twinkies and Lil' Debbies in DListed lounge...Oh, fuck gimme that PURPLE DRANK too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think delusional z-list celebs like Solange like to use the word "Jelis" to often...Do they even know what that means???? I don't think anyone could be "jelis" of Tranny Ho-gan.....
I really wish that this landfill of a family would really take advantage of their Florida location and hop on the next rocket out of the Kennedy Space Center. Mars, Neptune, Gliese 581 c...I don't care. Pick a planet and. just. go. away.
Just make sure Nick isn't the pilot. He'll fly it into some alien battle cruiser after a few dehydrated Tangs mixed with Zima and they'll attack Earth as revenge.
@Tigerlilly: them there's my fonions!
*slurps purple drank*
Ok, I'll share.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
@ Deb,
Sub-Shitney???? OMG! Deserves some sort of DListed prize! *looking around DListed lounge*...Here's some leftover PURPLE DRANK and a half eaten bag of Fonions...What? It's DListed...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
that was disturbing Thornhill, thanks (I meant the video)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
worthless. yes, brooke, i am a hater of people who get drunk and, for all intensive purposes, accidentally kill their friend. i'm a hater of people who say they don't vote and couldn't run a country because the get their period. your lives are falling apart as they should.
also...living on meat and potatoes so now he wants mc n cheese? how would living on carbs make you crave more carbs? ah who cares.
Who has more Brains, Brooke or what John Graziano has left...?
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 20, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Well, now we know where all the rest of the Zima will wind up, Nick's welcome home party.
Zima! Loves it!
EDIT: Not Zima, your comment!
Brooke Hogan is such a low-rent sub-Shitney. The entire family, starting with the Hulkster, represents a microcosm of our trash-filled popular culture. It is just mind-boggling that the fans of people like this can actually walk across any street without getting run over.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yeah she's delusional! Did she forget that we heard her Dad and Mom's recordings with Nick? What does she expect us to think? She's obviously dumb as a rock because they removed a big chunk of his brain Brooke, HELLLOOOOOO!!!!
And finally for all those who love reality TV, here's a clip that wont be making it on the new Hogan show....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFVWrPiEXA
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
I couldn't of said it better Dr. Destructo! Having a ICU nurse in the family this stupid self serving post of Hogan's daughter is terrible! If any of them had any class they would shut the f--k up!
"But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes".
John would like to walk in somebody else's shoes, hell he would like to walk in his own shoes, but as he is a cabbage now that will not be happening..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Isn't it funny that the media is never a reliable resource but Brooke Hogan never tires of being featured in it?
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
John would have replied to the media but as he is a potato now that would be quite difficult..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
SeH, regular belts. I know because I have 5 pointers in my CJ crawler!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Gross, who rubs up on their brother like that.
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