Does Will Smith Pay For Dick?
There's been a million rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. The latest gay rumor about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from some Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her whore game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.
She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.
If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tommy Girl's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.
And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?
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I wonder WHY the madame felt the need to spill the beans. 2 ideas:
1) Did Will have a large bill from her that went unpaid? Did she threaten to tell the truth, and did he laugh in her face? Otherwise, I don't see the reason someone would violate privacy this way.
2) Maybe she's desperate for $$$? How much did she get from the gossip column? And what kind of a madame would get desperate for $$$? Must be a lousy bunch of sluts down at her brothel! Or is the whoring business down in the current economy, too?
While I do not need convincing that Will Smith is gay, I do not believe that "madame"" for a moment.
If you have steady clients, paying huge sums of money for discretion, why would you jeopardize it by telling the world?? That makes absolutely no sense, what so ever.
maybe he forgot to pay for his dick??? Discretion=a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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There is a dude who used to work the door for some club here in NYC whos name is Surge or some stupid shit like that.... Surge, Pop Rocks, something.... swears to god he used to fuck Tom in the arse while he was married to That Forehead with the roast.
I dont give a fat shit if she outs all of these scientologist.
Tired of people pretending gay is something to be hidden or ashamed of.
Ill be right back, I keep a set of unwanted children in my mothers attick, i need to feed them poisoned cookies now.
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I used to watch the Fresh Prince when I was in grade school so it took years later when I caught it on cable to realize just how flamboyant Will Smith acted on that show.
Wow, he just doesn't set off my gaydar like revolta and tommygirl, but hey, birds of a feather, flock together.
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if it were true I would not blame him if he sent big burly men to her house to beat the shit out of her until she not only could recite the definition of discretion but also spell it backward and forward, and possibly even start to recite the Constitution.
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by dementa on October 20, 2008 - 2:28pm.
"I'll say this for Tommygirl -- at least he's able to keep most of his blatantly gay shit in the closet, except for stuff like the Madonna concert"
WHAT stuff! Do share. Please
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on October 20, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Awww say it ain't Joel Segal?
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Soooo.... why is she opening her big yapper about it now? Bitch don't know the meaning of the word discretion.
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Better off dead, since Smith joined a cult that advocates killing "incurable" gays, I don't have any sympathy for him having to stay in the closet.
Plus, this is a gossip blog! I want to point and laugh at all their secrets tumbling out of that closet!
devilgirl, they must think so, because they keep making the same dumbass mistakes over and over.
I'll say this for Tommygirl -- at least he's able to keep most of his blatantly gay shit in the closet, except for stuff like the Madonna concert. Either that, or he's had all his boytoys killed...
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up.
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And their fake kids? They have kids, right?
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While I agree discretion was not the better part of her valor, do celebrities really think they can trust anyone to keep their mouths shut for very long without seeing dollar signs?
on the one hand I think this is good time scandalous gossip, but on the other it'd kind of sad and I wonder when our society is going to evolve enough to where a man or woman who wants to be famous doesn't have to go through all of that just to get laid and can openly date and fuck whoever he wants to
You can't trust anyone anymore. I did sexy didlo times with a famous movie critic but I'm not telling.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Does Will Smith pay for dick?
Let's see...
Do birds fly?
Is water wet?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do pigs oink?
Does Travolta get it up the butt?
Is Mad Madge a dried-up skank?
Does Wino have a rat's nest on her scalp?
Et cetera.
Expect a public appearance by Will and Jada with lots of tongue wrestling. "Look how attracted we are to each other! Plus, we're not Scientologists!"
who is this hollywood madam, so i know not to use her services...she can't keep her filthy trap shut...
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Guess she moved her "headquarters" to NYC from Hollyweird to score the big bucks from their government officials.
Apparently the 'madam' in question has had a recent stroke and forgot what the word "discretion" means.
It's probably just me but is there a reason why it's a bad thing that Will Smith likes dick? Is it just the career he's trying to protect?
He's still a hottie. So is his wife. They seem happy. So what's the big deal? It's their lives.
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Yeah, that is not good for her current business, wherever it is, to be giving out secrets. Then it just means she will do it again, even if she promises "discretion".
discretion: you're doing it wrong