Does Will Smith Pay For Dick?
There's been a million rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. The latest gay rumor about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from some Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her whore game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.
She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.
If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tommy Girl's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.
And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?
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Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 3:13pm.
ITA bambam.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
I feel bad for the kids with rumors like this, imagine a bully trying to pick on one of his kids, he be like "oh yeah, i heard your dad is gay" OMG total burn!
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Wil likes dick......we already knew that. Look at Jada, she now looks like the man she's always wanted to be. I'm quite sure the both of them know Tommy really well too. Freaks hang with freaks.
Who ISN'T gay in Hollywood? Seriously. Gay, straight or tranny - whatever, but don't fucking hide and deny that shit.. yeah, I'm talking to you MR. CRUISE!
Who ISN'T gay in Hollywood? Seriously. Gay, straight or tranny - whatever, but don't fucking hide and deny that shit.. yeah, I'm talking to you MR. CRUISE!
Um, no - the bitch is not lying. This "marriage" is well known in Hollywood as being one of convenience. They do raise their children together, but that's about it. Pinkett-Smith has not been terribly discreet on movie sets, and as for Smith - well, he's very very discreet, but the Scientology association speaks volumes about his actual preferences (as it does for Cruise and Travolta). I wish Hollywood was a place where everyone could be his/herself, but unfortunately that's not the case. Homophobia is still the last "acceptable" prejudice amongst stupid Americans, and every closeted star in the business knows this.
Oh, and for those who don't believe, Will is at least bisexual. There've been rumors goin around for years about a major rap star who really liked the boys. I always thought it could be a few but there were some rappers (mostly envious one hit wonders) who tried to make a name for themselves by calling him out.
Then there were numerous times he would make talk show appearances and say some off the wall shit, stuff that black guys don't play around with. And then there's Jada's comment that time on Oprah when she joked that if Will hadn't come into her life she probably would of hooked up with Anne Heche or somebody.
That's why I always pay attention to what people say and pass off as a joke. That's an old saying, "sometimes people say in jest what they really mean to be true."
It's true, bambam - the dim bulbs in this country are sending us back to the dark ages. I haven't done any research on this, but I have a feeling the europeans are way more advanced than we are when it comes to banishing homophobia. One stereotype I particularly hate is that gays are child molesters.
Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 2:59pm.
When they realize that people have a great capacity for love (or sex) and it's universal and not categorized as hetero or homo. I'm a straight man and I had to dab my eyes at the end of Brokeback Mountain when Heath Ledger stared at his true love's shirt, because I understood.
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I watched that movie with a straight man,he cried a little as well.
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Its only the fact that Will hangs out with Tommy Girl that gives me the gay lubasoreass vibe.
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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
I'm no Will Smith fan but...Yawn. Bitch is lying. And by bitch, I mean the "discreet" one.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 20, 2008 - 3:04pm.
LoLo.. hahahaha,, you are like lady seaman!! that's hot!! I want to rub you on muh body!!
Ohhhhh that ALSO sounds like an R Kelly video and/or what Will Smith said to his rented knob!
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“I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion.
Well, looks like she lied. If these famouse people want this kind of sex they need to just a regular ol' male hooker that no one is going to beleive their story anyway. Not a high profile madam that keeps records.
LoLo.. hahahaha,, you are like lady seaman!! that's hot!! I want to rub you on muh body!!
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Snowy..I'm back but I loved that backwoods puter somuch. I'm curled up in my outhouse, typing to you.
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Okie i iz sexay sea monkay!
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HAHAHA!!!!!
Hey do you think mah attic children would have liked this song?
Many stars are also in R Kellys preDICKamint!
i forgot to post the link! Durrrr
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2969374583886026984
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I knew first hand women loved this guy's music and that if you set the mood right, put his stuff on the player you were gonna have a good time. What the fuck difference does it make what this guy did in his private life as long as he could move you and your date when he sang love songs?
...oooh oooh, Luther Vandross? Freddie Jackson?? Liberace???
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 20, 2008 - 2:54pm.
I don't really get a gay vibe from Will,perhaps he is bisexual and def a top.Jada I think is def bi.
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I think there was a fight in the fallopian tubes between the XX and XY chromosomes when Jada was conceived.
Life on the DL and wouldnt doubt 9" and then some
LoLo. You look beautifurrr in your Av..
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This explains a lot about 'Six Degrees of Seperation' and his homo shyness problem.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
oakie! are you back from the backwoods? or did Jethro hook up an interweb still in the outhouse?
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I don't care. I think he's fine as hell, completely admire his work ethic, funny and seems to have a very nice personality.....and I wish I had a dick so both him and Jada could pay me for services....that man is freakin' rich!!!
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Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 20, 2008 - 2:24pm.
on the one hand I think this is good time scandalous gossip, but on the other it'd kind of sad and I wonder when our society is going to evolve enough to where a man or woman who wants to be famous doesn't have to go through all of that just to get laid and can openly date and fuck whoever he wants to
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When the dimbulbs of the world realize that playing at something ain't the same as being something. It's why they're called actors.
When they realize that people have a great capacity for love (or sex) and it's universal and not categorized as hetero or homo. I'm a straight man and I had to dab my eyes at the end of Brokeback Mountain when Heath Ledger stared at his true love's shirt, because I understood.
I was chatting with a co worker about music and singers once. We ran off names of great singers who really made good romantic music and when I mentioned one name, he said he wouldn't have that guy in his collection. All because he gave off a gay vibe IHO.
I knew first hand women loved this guy's music and that if you set the mood right, put his stuff on the player you were gonna have a good time. What the fuck difference does it make what this guy did in his private life as long as he could move you and your date when he sang love songs?
Sorry but this is one of the stupid things about people that really piss me off.
miso - I think at the beginning she was still around. Will and Jada created a sitcom based on their marriage where for the sake of the kid the ex is all up in their life (or something to that affect) called All of Us
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362404/
Afternoon my lil fuckers!! This is a good story to come back to! Muah..
Fresh Prince of Bel butt hair..
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HUH? when did he break up with Benji Madden?
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Guess we know what Will likes to do in the ''Summertime''.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Ducking and diving, bobbing and weaving
...wait, that the fun part!
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I don't really get a gay vibe from Will,perhaps he is bisexual and def a top.Jada I think is def bi.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe that was the reason for divorce number 1.Notice his ex was never seen or heard from again,literally.
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Will is a dick, so it's not surprising he likes dick. Jada likes snatch. Her name should be "Jada the Snatch Eater."
Holla!
by dementa on October 20, 2008 - 2:39pm.
kdracofan, nothing too scandalous. He just went to a Mad Madge concert and spent the whole night dancing to her music. In public. Voluntarily.
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LMAO got it :)
About as true as Richard Geres assgerbil. Damn Hollywood!
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Woman, I want names and dates!
Push Willy out of the closet so he can get away from the Xenu crowd!!
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
"And their fake kids? They have kids, right?"
So do Clay Gaykin and hundreds of other gay men and women. If you're going to play the part of a straight Hollywood power couple, of course you're going to have kids thrown in for good measure, it completes the illusion.
Besides, what I've always heard about Will and Jada is that they're bisexual and like to swing
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Now THAT is what I tend to believe more.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Ill be right back, I keep a set of unwanted children in my mothers attick, i need to feed them poisoned cookies now.
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You are just as twisted as MK!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
"And their fake kids? They have kids, right?"
So do Clay Gaykin and hundreds of other gay men and women. If you're going to play the part of a straight Hollywood power couple, of course you're going to have kids thrown in for good measure, it completes the illusion.
Besides, what I've always heard about Will and Jada is that they're bisexual and like to swing, so the two of them having their own kids instead of adopting, using a surrogate or a turkey baster wouldn't be that much of a big deal, especially when millions of box office dollars and the squeaky clean image you P.R. team sold America on are at risk. If you want money, fame and power badly enough, you do whatever it takes and go along for the ride.
Oh My Benji !!!
"Ill be right back, I keep a set of unwanted children in my mothers attick, i need to feed them poisoned cookies now."
LoLo wins for the obscure reference of the day!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
do you even have to ask? power top. all of his muscle he put on would totally make sense now. into the pretties.
Who really cares with whom Will gets Jiggy?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
We're all believing a Hollywood Madam now?
Wow, Heidi Fleiss really set the bar, din't she?
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Just a theory...
He figured that the world is SO convinced that he is straight that there is no way anyone would believe the madam. He is a mega movie star, with kids and a wife,always walked the line so to speak..she's a pussy peddler...who are people going to believe.
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Just be GAY! Holy fucking shit. When you try to cover that shit up it's just a waste of time and a waste of your life. Ducking and diving, bobbing and weaving, before you know it you will be past your prime and the peen you desire won't be coming your way. Flacid old man peen might be your only option.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Don't use rent-boy with a blabber mouth pimp if you are an A-List film star!! Anyone that sits there and says "you can trust me, I am discreet" more than once is going to sell you out in before the ink is dry on their cheque from the magazine they are selling you out to.
--thanks awfully--
LMAO LoLo! Flowers in the Attic times.
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Madam must be hurtin for cash.
I don't think Will is gay, and I'm usually right on these things, but hey. Anything's possible.
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Submitted by dementa on October 20, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I hear ya dementa, which is why I was like oh hells yeah, good gossip, fuck those scienos. I guess I meant not Will Smith in particular, but any young actor/tress who wants to succeed is pretty much told to check their sexuality at the door if they want to suceed. that's where we need to evolve a little
kdracofan, nothing too scandalous. He just went to a Mad Madge concert and spent the whole night dancing to her music. In public. Voluntarily.
First off, you are too twisted for color tv..and that's why I luvs ya.
Secondly, as long as they keep trying to hide something someone is gonna find out and rat them out.
No shame..no fame..the two go hand in hand.
That's why they call it sellin' your soul to the Devil.
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