Monday, October 20th 2008

Does Will Smith Pay For Dick?

There's been a million rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. The latest gay rumor about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from some Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her whore game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.

She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.

If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tommy Girl's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.

And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?

VIA Queerty

Posted by: Michael K


I don't really care whether you're giving it or getting it, if you are laying down with a man, you are gay. And to say you aren't is doing a disservice to the millions of those who are out and about. I don't really care if you're gay, but if you're going to be all up my face trying to get with me, while you're freaking with Johnny,I'm leaving you alone, because you are queer. And that's just the bottom line. I don't mess with double dippers and women and me have the right to know if their partners are screwing with other people of the same sex for all kinds of reasons, including health ones. Because double dipping increases the chance of STDs. So these brothers who are down low, better get down right truthful because they are killing their own kind as well as others.

This is sick, sick, sick. If you don't want to confess to liking boys because you want to keep your career safe, then you better pine from a distance, otherwise you're going to get found out. I don't know how Will or Jada can live with themselves if this is true. What kind of message is that for their children?

Guez were all missng da point her, no1 cares wat da Fresh Princess iz up2, .........wat matters iz how long wuz da dick n did it hurt?

bambam's picture

MK, you're great but Lainey is in a class of her own.

Case closed as far as I'm concerned, although I do agree it's really nobody's business. The fact is that there's people out here who object and won't spend their money on gay stars. That's the reality of it.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_used_a_madam_for_gay_sex.aspx?IsM...

stake_spike's picture

Call me dlusional but I never thought Will Smith was gay. Jada, yes but Will, no.

TheBreakdown's picture

I say more fuck power to'em!

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I guess this was her way of advertising his business? "my horz are so good will smith will pay for 'em!"

but I am disinclined to believe her. he could be gay or bi, i'm just not sure if he's been shopping at her store. something about will smith makes me think he likes to pick out whoever he's going to be with...

some dlisted gay horz should walk by him a few times if they get the chance. don't promise him any of this discretion nonsense though. we need details!

also throw the free personality test he gives you in the garbage. you don't to wake up in the xenu dungeon.

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CRAP!!!!

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Sit yo ass down!

I call bullshit on that one.

Regardless of Will's sexual orientation, he is NOT stupid!! He would never leave himself wide open like this with a so-called "Madam."

Also, why do we continue to care about the sexuality of other people?

No one cares who I have sex with...'prolly a good thing too! :P

He was said to be found at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there. Quite a few girls and ladies ...

Upskt Celebs's picture

Sorry, that's one that I just can't believe.

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Jezrael's picture

Let's just say that "Big Willie Style" has taken on a whole new subtext.

original putas's picture

ok, the madame isn't discreet, but who's going to call her on it? The paper is protecting her as their source, and Will Smith wont touch this story with one of his tricks dicks.
Nobody she accuses will make a stink about it, because most likely, she has proof. If they sue her, she releases the proof. She's in a perfect situation actually.
I agree with whoever said its best to pick up an unknown skank. These madames are bad news.

Why would he need another man when he already has Jada at home?

bambam's picture

@hopskip,

here's the original blind item;

http://www.laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits.aspx

and this one;

http://www.laineygossip.com/Trailer_Visits_With_His_Trainer.aspx

Dlisters on the forum love to figure these out. Their consensus was Will Smith. Lainey eventually drops clues confirming or denying also.

bambam's picture

Um, I'm pretty sure I've been around, mingled with, had actual gay friends for at least half the time you've been living.

One thing I do is observe how people think about things. For example, I once heard a conversation between two men, an argument really about who was the "bitch" in their relationship. The one guy didn't consider himself "the bitch" because he was the top, to which the other guy replied he wasn't his or anybody's bitch, he was a man that liked dick in his ass and that the bitch was that woman the other guy went home to. (oh, snap!!)

I observe the hypocrisy of how people twist things around to justify any concerns about their behavior. Almost without fail these guys (and some gals) feel that the man doing the fucking ain't necessarily gay, he's just taking advantage of an opportunity. I've had experiences myself with guys who thought I was gay and made advances to me when they got me alone.

Guys who identify themselves as straight because they were still doing what men are supposed to do, stick their dicks into an orifice. To which I always call bullshit on. So maybe that person didn't mean it that way, however the way they said it links up perfectly with what I've heard before, that the top, doing what comes naturally to men, ain't really gay.

As to your opinion on Will, here's a link;
http://www.laineygossip.com/Will_Smith_I_Am_Legend_big_premiere_at_the_b...

hopskip's picture

"Maybe, but that's just the type of thing men say to rationalize why they're not gay even though screw other men. You ever talk to any felons? That's how they rationalize it sometimes, since they're the top they're not really gay because penetration is what the man does, not the woman."

That doesn't mean that everyone who guesses at what a male's role in homosexual intercourse might be is talking the same way as felons and self loathing closeted homosexuals. If I guess at somebody being the bottom does that mean I'm classing them as gayer than the top? Have you ever been out with any actual gay people? I am one. We guess at sexual roles because it makes us easier to figure out who to hit on, who we'd be compatible with vs our own preferences in bed.

As for him having to pay for sex, I still don't buy it. Not one bit. He might well be gay, but I just do not think he payed for sex. He could easily have slept with someone who actually wanted him and then payed them off afterward not to talk.

MAD's picture

so distressing... why is it still such an issue? Who gives a flying fuck if him and jada are gay? People should be true to themselves and fuck everyone else... my philosophical blurb of the day :-)

kiwikim's picture

Part of me says-I hate it when people manipulate the press to project some sort of image on us. I mean, can't gay be good-a good part of your image? Just come out and stop making it an issue if that's the case.

Then the other part of me remembers poor Matthew Shephard and I can't blame anyone for staying in the closet if they want to. Cheers Will!

So the only part of this story I find alarming is that Will would find Tom attractive.

Better Off Dead's picture

Star-- Yeah, they seem like really good friends above all, and then they are both hot, so they prob just love and respect each other get busy when they want it, go elsewhere when they don't. I can respect that

@ Better Off Dead

I get the same vibe. Without specifically saying it, they seem to be pretty comfortable with each other's sexuality. I'd peg them both for bi, but I think they actually enjoy each other - maybe even sexually when they want some straight action

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I luurve you guuys.

That is all :)

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2Di4's picture

All's I know is that he used to get the chicken cheesesteak at this awesome dive of a steak shop in the Germantown section of Philly.
Anyone who knows to eat there can eat anything else he wants because he clearly has good taste!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Lavender marriage, see for example, Elsa Lanchester and Charles Laughton.

I love you Mrs. K, you said lavender!

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Youri's picture

Who cares. I like the guy, he's one of the few Hollywood actors that seems to enjoy himself and realizes that what he does is not that important.

And that madam ho is dumb cunt. Nobody is going to pay her for some ho now that she is forgetting her discretion.

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Lavender marriage, see for example, Elsa Lanchester and Charles Laughton.

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Submitted by hopskip on October 20, 2008 - 3:45pm.

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Maybe, but that's just the type of thing men say to rationalize why they're not gay even though screw other men. You ever talk to any felons? That's how they rationalize it sometimes, since they're the top they're not really gay because penetration is what the man does, not the woman.

And why would he have to pay?? Because she ran a business that supposedly offered discretion for a price and he's got money is why. There's hundreds of fans out there who'd give him some but that don't mean they wouldn't blab about it, especially in today's world where everybody's trying to get paid.

@jussayin,

I heard that too. Matter of fact if you wait long enough you'll eventually hear everybody is gay. I will say he would fit some of the rumors. I can't remember all I've read but there was something that tilted things in Will's direction for me though.

And another thing - my apologies for the lack of paragraphs in the below post!

Condi the ingro and Euphoria you sound like you know more dirt so please dish it! As for the Will and the Jada I think the likelihood is that they're both gay. Having grown up doing loads of theatre, both professional and amateur, been to drama school, studied drama at uni etc etc, I can assure you that maybe 70% of men AND women in the acting field are gay. Its just something that a lot of gay men and women seem to be drawn too for the obvious reason that they can probably be more expressive of themselves than in the normal, heterosexually-dominated world. Tjere are a lot of gay men and women in the tv industry too, both in front of the camera and in production, including me! Us gays love a bit of the media! And as to the reason why so many people still pretend to be straight I would say that we all have to be a bit more honest and admit that we like to watch these people not just because they're good actors, but because we'd like to fuck them. For me filming someone is a very sexual act, its voyeurism, the experience of enjoying looking at people. Hence films are not just about telling stories, they're about us looking at people we are attracted to. Hence the whole idea of the sexual allure and charisma of the "movie star" as opposed to just an actor. Actors aren't just performers, they're sex objects, and the image is rather spoilt if we all know they're gay. I think gay actors/singers/whatevers will more than likely pretend to be straight for a long time to come.

Kp's picture

I've had friends who have visited scientology churches for classes and theyve said the only members were a few geriatric people.

Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

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Whatever!

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Kp's picture

Will is gay, the sky is blue, pie is delicious.

Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on October 20, 2008 - 3:14pm.

So are you saying stright-up that scientology is really a religion for gay men and their beards?

Pearl_Necklace's picture

@ Better Off Dead:

As a former beard for one of my best friends in high school, I can see how that would be a pretty cool marriage. If we were back in the 50s or before that (a.k.a. where Sarah Palin and her dancin' witch hunters want to take us back to), I would have married him in a heartbeat. We would have "discreetly" conducted our true orientation while playing the het couple hosting garden parties serving his masterpiece martinis!

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Submitted by OneLiner on October 20, 2008 - 3:39pm

I thought thatn he won one but I guess He was nominated , but he is rich

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Better Off Dead's picture

as far as business marriages go, I get the distinct impression that whatever they are doing sexually, Will and Jada actually enjoy each other's company and have some sort of relationship, if not a traditional one. Some of those others mentioned *cough*TomKat*cough* it seems like they despise each other and the second the cameras are off they don't even talk to each other, let alone touch each other's no-nos

Pearl_Necklace's picture

And this makes me appreciate older gays like Mr. Blackwell. It took some big cojones to live with the love of his life Spencer, as publicly as any hetero couple takes for granted. AND be outspoken about fashion nightmares :)

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I love Will Smith and really liked him in *Six Degrees Of Separation*. That's really all I care about: Can he entertain me?

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jussayin's picture

Will Smith might have DID some dude named Oscar but that's about it. He has been nominated twice though.

Submitted by bambam on October 20, 2008 - 3:13pm.
There've been rumors goin around for years about a major rap star who really liked the boys

........last I heard it was LL they were talking about.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on October 20, 2008 - 3:14pm.

Um, no - the bitch is not lying. This "marriage" is well known in Hollywood as being one of convenience. They do raise their children together, but that's about it. Pinkett-Smith has not been terribly discreet on movie sets, and as for Smith - well, he's very very discreet, but the Scientology association speaks volumes about his actual preferences (as it does for Cruise and Travolta). I wish Hollywood was a place where everyone could be his/herself, but unfortunately that's not the case. Homophobia is still the last "acceptable" prejudice amongst stupid Americans, and every closeted star in the business knows this.
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Amen. I believe that self-loathing homosexuals, especially male 'mos, fuel some of the most brutal "relgious" groups -- the Scienos, the Christian Fundamentalists (tap-dancing in toilet halls and meth-twink-hooker-boys anyone?), and I gather from Muslim friends that the most fiery fundie extremists they know usually have some fucked up issues with women (misogynists) or make their gaydars ping like mad.

And THAT is why fundamentalists of all stripes are so afraid that that gays will gain acceptance, the right to lead their lives in peace (NO on Prop 8, California!). Because homophobia is the last source of fear and loathing for them, second only to the fear and loathing of women who control when and if they procreate. Fear and its bastard child Hate fuel their growth, fill their coffers, and give them power over their sheep. /stepping off soapbox.

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And, yes, this is another one of those business contract marriages (see Revolta and Kelly Preston for another example). The marriage is a farce, in terms of how most people define a marriage. There are A LOT of those business contract marriages in Hellwood. Tom and Katie are another (as was Tom and Nicole before the divorce.)

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Submitted by miso-horny on October 20, 2008 - 3:32pm.
So does this mean the Fresh Prince is now The Fresh Queen?

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hopskip's picture

Tell me you meant this as a joke, right?? Please tell me you're not that......

*sigh* Sex between two men is still homosexual sex. Don't matter if you're a top or bottom, you're still fuckin a guy, i.e. homosexual sex. Which in turn makes the guy gay or at least bi.

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She just said she thinks he's bisexual. I don't think she implied that it made the sex any less homosexual that he topped, either.

hopskip's picture

I call bullshit because WHY the shit would will smith have to pay?

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 20, 2008 - 2:54pm.

I don't really get a gay vibe from Will,perhaps he is bisexual and def a top.Jada I think is def bi.

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Tell me you meant this as a joke, right?? Please tell me you're not that......

*sigh* Sex between two men is still homosexual sex. Don't matter if you're a top or bottom, you're still fuckin a guy, i.e. homosexual sex. Which in turn makes the guy gay or at least bi.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on October 20, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on October 20, 2008 - 3:20pm

Im pretty sure their kids will know how to react to teasing, My dad might be gay but he is rich and has a OSCAR what about yours?
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Ha! True Dat....Will Smith has an OSCAR??????

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So does this mean the Fresh Prince is now The Fresh Queen?

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Submitted by jussayin on October 20, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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1)yeah

2)that's who i was talking about and

3)what are you, a comedian? duh!!!

And that 50's generation? I remember once being around some older folks (whites and blacks) partying and they put on some Johnny Mathis. You should've seen those peeps swoon and sway!!! Some started dancing and I said "y'all really gettin your groove on, huh?" This guy looked at me and said "Son, Johnny Mathis probably the reason you here today!" and they laughed and laughed. It wasn't the last time I'd hear that too.

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Submitted by OneLiner on October 20, 2008 - 3:20pm

Im pretty sure their kids will know how to react to teasing, My dad might be gay but he is rich and has a OSCAR what about yours?

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Coffy1978's picture

John Travolta lol I love stories about him. Hilarious

StewieGriffin's picture

luckycharms I agree, they're better off getting a $20 street ho (or MK) than going to some high priced madame who keeps books. The public is so brainwashed into believing these celebrities are wholesome, honest, god-fearing, family people (right!) that they won't believe the cheap ho's story anyway.

Remember when that hustler was telling everyone about Clay Gaykin and everyone doubted him? Even when sexycam pictures of a shirtless Clay (ew!) surfaced, people STILL wanted to believe they were photoshoped or a look-alike just because Clay denied it. Here we are a short time later and we now know the hooker was telling the truth.

Hollywood is in the business of make-believe, don't buy into everything their P.R. whores want you to believe.