Jennifer Aniston's Dream Cover
Hah. Australia's NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston's prayers have been answered and she's pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer's used condoms. It finally worked!
Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! The friends also say she's pregnant and loving it. Maddox must be behind this prank.
If Jenny was knocked up, you know that bitch would have crashed the "Changeling" premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would've run down the red carpet screaming, "TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!"
If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
How i wish it was true she was preggers....
and LMAO @ "Jenny was knocked up, you know that bitch would have crashed the "Changeling" premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would've run down the red carpet screaming, "TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!"
Actually, it was CumFarts2
I think!?!
ugh who cares.. the least fun part of this bullshizzzz
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Submitted by la coocaracha on October 20, 2008 - 1:48pm.
everyone: noooooooooow I get it
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You are right,I must have had some CUM FART cocktail in my eye!
sorry:)
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 20, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Of all the sperm in Hollywood she picks his?
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I can actually see Jennifer asking herself the same question. She must be thinking right now "Out of all the men I've tried to procreate with, THIS is the one that got his swimmers UP THERE? Oh well, better him than Perez Hilton..."
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 20, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I heard she fucked Benji Madden and they watched CUM FARTS 5.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the name of this cinematic masterpiece was Cum Fart COCKTAILS 5.
Oh and if this child is Bradley's, Jennifer better hire a fucking swat team, 'cause the brangaloonies will be coming for her ass!
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Submitted by Nanners on October 20, 2008 - 1:37pm.
LOL. I read MK's title and thought there was a magazine with a picture of Angelina and Bradley being knifed to death!
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cum farts and Benji Madden on a Jennifer Aniston thread? Have I died and gone to heaven???
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Of all the sperm in Hollywood she picks his?
this is about the 4th time this year that I hear she's pregnant. i mean come on. I would be more excited if Jay Leno knocked her up...those baby pics i'd wanna see
Mayer! shoot...we all know Benji loves fu*king overexposed, average looking, rich bitch hasbeens.....methinks anni-ston is going to have a tatted up, formless, talentless little blob in 9 months...
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With ho energy to do what I do
Blew what I blew, screw what I screw
Submitted by Triscuit on October 20, 2008 - 1:36pm.
I heard she fucked Benji Madden and they watched CUM FARTS 5.
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Benji Madden was IN CUM FARTS 5! With Paris.
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angel_i - nice! That is some real gossip right there. I heard that Jennifer was actually trying to get Brad to hook her up with Benji Madden
Submitted by Nanners on October 20, 2008 - 1:37pm.
HAA!
or hanging by their thumbs over an alligator pit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Can his type even get a woman pregnant? Who in their right mind would want to be saddled with the spawn of Mayer? I would sooner have Satan father my child than John Mayer!
LOL. I read MK's title and thought there was a magazine with a picture of Angelina and Bradley being knifed to death!
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Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 20, 2008 - 1:34pm.
angel_i - ooh escandalo! Why? Where? Was it for their movie company or just to hang out?
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They met up in a hotel twice. I got the impression it was personal. Once for lunch and once for a private visit. Although I'm making it sound a lot more scandalous than the rags did at the time (which was a little frustating, to be honest;p)
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Little Wayne is the father of Annistons baybay.
Shit shawtie wunt a thug, yeah.
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I heard she fucked Benji Madden and they watched CUM FARTS 5.
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Shhhhh angel! Don't be tellin' all my secrets.
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I think the only celebrity who will bless us with a unicorn baby is Mariah. That is if she'll let Nick's Cannon spring loose.
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Brad Pitt IS Benji Madden.
I imagine Brad Madden's penis has bad breath.
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It's the NEW WEEKLY! Benji Madden made it!
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uhuh, Brad threw her a pity fuck and we all know he has the sperm of death.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
angel_i - ooh escandalo! Why? Where? Was it for their movie company or just to hang out? How juicy would that be if her and brad met for business and had a quickie in the bathroom for old times sake and 5 weeks later she was prank calling and beating on the door of the chateau demanding that Brad take responsibility for their love child
Benji Madden is a unicorn!!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Unicorn baybays would make sense cause all them fool is so hawny all the time.
Horney Sluts = Unicorn Debil Babies!
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BWAHAHAHAH! Australian magazine? That shit is a JOKE! Look at the cover that looks like some scrapbook shit I made when I was a kid! It's cut and pasted like with real fucking glue and shit!!
WOW! Benji Madden's swimmers just broke an all time record. Take that Michael Phelps!
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(It's a Real Baby - don't be fooled)
Submitted by DeeDee on October 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
a unicorn baby is the only type of celebrity baby that could ever interest me.
BRING ON THE UNICORN/CELEBRITY MATING!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Oooh...she met up with Brad, you know, at TIFF...that was, what? 4 or 5 weeks ago...?
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nuh-uh really???
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She really did, actually:)
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that's a shame that even with "news" this big, JA still can't get her own cover without AJ stealing some of the limelight
I totally read this as unicorn baby. Both John and Jen are pointy.
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yeah that piece of "news" look completely legitimate. not suspicious at all. and ofcourse they hear it first as the day starts earlier there...
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Oooh...she met up with Brad, you know, at TIFF...that was, what? 4 or 5 weeks ago...?
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nuh-uh really???
I dont think Jen is depressed about being childless...she's just depressed about not having Benji Madden's baby. TILL NOW!!! mwahahahahahaha!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
MK...reads....JustJared?
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Go Phillies!
here's what Jenny's children will look like
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/jim-nabors-c.jpg
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"Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! "
I totally read this as unicorn baby. Both John and Jen are pointy.
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Oooh...she met up with Brad, you know, at TIFF...that was, what? 4 or 5 weeks ago...?
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IS that even a real magazine?
Ive never heard of that shit?
Is it double ply?
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Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby, Benji Madden"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Whatever. Obviously, it's Benji Madden's baby.
BUT I just went to the store and now I want to know about Jamie Lynn's WEB OF LIES! But they prolly suck cuz it wasn't the main headline.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:24pm.
LoLo!!!
Get outta Benji Maddens head!!!
NO WAY! The inside of his head is way roomier than my apartment!
* Kicks out whats left of his brains. Stores some of my stuff in his ears*
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This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT TRUE.
And seriously, why should she be depressed because she's childless? Please, get with the modern age.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.
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*dying* MK, you da bomb.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
you guys are so stupid. Benji Madden is NOT the father. He's the ObGYN who did the ultrasound, duh
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Benji Madden is the father. Trust.
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LOL...I was waiting for someone to post that! :D
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