Jennifer Aniston's Dream Cover
Hah. Australia's NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston's prayers have been answered and she's pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer's used condoms. It finally worked!
Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! The friends also say she's pregnant and loving it. Maddox must be behind this prank.
If Jenny was knocked up, you know that bitch would have crashed the "Changeling" premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would've run down the red carpet screaming, "TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!"
If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.
VIA Just Jared
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pdjpjb, you registered just to leave that comment lol. Did anyone think that just maybe they are just friends. Vince was at Jens birthday party and that didn't mean they were back together.
They met up in a hotel twice. I got the impression it was personal. Once for lunch and once for a private visit. Although I'm making it sound a lot more scandalous than the rags did at the time (which was a little frustating, to be honest
so cool if this is tru, it would be the perfect scandal, maybe thats why brad is wearing a hat with the number 5 on it, she's five weeks preggers!!! anyone is better than that dickhead john mayer, do u have anymore info?
i think it would be nice to see her with a baby, if thats what she wants!
Submitted by Big L on October 21, 2008 - 1:40am.
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1) That pic is funny, it's a reverse image of the pic on TMZ, so they look like dorks on this cover (well, consider the sources, I guess...).
2) If it's true, that is going to be one ugly kid.
3) Why Why Why can't the media just move on? Why do they ALWAYS reference THE BRAD in every move she makes? Holy Crap....GET OVER IT ALREADY!!!
Still don't get why people always bring up the same old rumor about her not wanting kids with Brad when infact they planned on starting a family when friends ended,
Brad himself was the 1st to say the rumor about Jen not wanting kids was a lie. We all know this story is crap, but just let her be. Homegirl does not need permission to enjoy her life with or without kids.
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I don't think she's preggers... she's selfish... hell she didn't even want to have a kid with Brad, SMH
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 20, 2008 - 4:59pm.
wishing they were fuckin Brad instead of Joe the Plumber.
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good for her if she's knocked up but i bet she regrets the fact that she didn't want to have kids with brad.
Submitted by lizzieb on October 20, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Wouldn't it be nice if she was pregnant? With Septuplets; 4 boys, three girls. 6 fathered with sperm from all the major ethnic groups and the last with some old sperm of Bradley's that was lying around, doing nothing. Then after a natural birth she is photographed in a bikini 2 days later, laughing as she breast feeds and picks up an Oscar. I mean, I'm not a fan of hers but that would be a laugh. How the hell would Holie top that?
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LOL. She would try to queef 100.000 billion dollars out of her holy bagina to save the economy of the entire world. Then she'd become a Saint by unanimous vote.
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honestly, I pretty much think that there are hardcore loonies on both sides who seem to only see the positive and ignore the negative, and me and Benji Madden just love to pop a big bowl of popcorn and watch the loonies on each sides tear each other's throats out
Actually Brad himself said that Jen was the one that got him interested in Charity work.
He said when they were married she hosted a dinner party at their house for Bono to find out more about his projects.
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That's right, snowpiece. I just figured everyone knew that part;)
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angel....and lights a fat blunt, and then has hot crazy wet dirty sex with benji Madden, and LAUGHS "HO HO HOLIE!"
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Honestly, Jen A. has GOT to think it's pretty funny how the BAMPSZKVITES go on about her. She's prolly like: WTF did I do? Crazy nutjobs! And then she sips champagne out of a glass slipper. lol
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 20, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Hell yeah she is one of the most richest actress unlike angie ho people love Jennifer. Kiwi she does ALOT of charity look it up. she support The Lili Claire Foundation, Friends of El Faro, St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, RAINN, VOXXY, Clothes Off Our Back, Friends finding a Cure, etc. Unlike Angie Ho, Jennifer and the thousands of other celebrities don't shout it out very time they donate because they do it from the bottom of their hearts and not for publicity or for people to think they are some kind of saint.
Wouldn't it be nice if she was pregnant? With Septuplets; 4 boys, three girls. 6 fathered with sperm from all the major ethnic groups and the last with some old sperm of Bradley's that was lying around, doing nothing. Then after a natural birth she is photographed in a bikini 2 days later, laughing as she breast feeds and picks up an Oscar. I mean, I'm not a fan of hers but that would be a laugh. How the hell would Holie top that?
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Vogue has an article saying Jen is one of the richest women in Hollywood-$110 million and an income stream of $26 million a year on top of that from Friends syndication. Her production company is doing pretty good too.
Seriously, maybe the bitch really does not care about Ho'lie with that much money. I'm not a brangaloonie, but this article did make me think a little less of Jen. She doesn't do anything charitable. Also did anyone read the "mommy track" article in the NY Times this weekend? I was shocked to learn Angelina was 30-I thought she was nearing a decade older. I think I hate both these bitches and I blame it on Brad. Why fight about who stole who. Let's just concede that Brad Pitt has horrible fucking taste in women and EVERY woman he picks sucks-from Fishsticks, to Oatmeal, to Bloodsucker. Bad all bad.
@ Salem13:
MAAHAHAHAAHAH!!! That was brilliance! Joe the Plumber AND Joe Sixpack when Mr. Plumber's snake is busy...ookay, that was just WRONG XD
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 20, 2008 - 4:47pm.
most of the loonie fans here strike me as emotionally stunted 40-plus-somethings.
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THIS! EXACTLY! They're just a bunch of hags living vicariously (sp?) thourgh "the most beautiful woman in the world", wishing they were fuckin Brad instead of Joe the Plumber.
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these people need to stop having babies before marriage.
even better they could stop having babies at all.
there's more than plenty to go around already.
Submitted by EyeRoll on October 20, 2008 - 4:31pm.
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It seems that I may have to get some Depends cos I almost pissed my mum knickers. LMAO!
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@ Salem13:
haha! Unfortunately, most of the loonie fans here strike me as emotionally stunted 40-plus-somethings. That premiere photo of AJ in front of those mole-people-looking fans of hers who probably slept in their extra-large sweats to see here still haunts me...eep.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 20, 2008 - 4:38pm.
I have no doubt that Brangeloonies will be voting Mcain/Palin come Nov. 4th, if they can even vote bunch of dumbass 12 yr olds.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I thought Rachel already had a baby with Ross?
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Huh? That wasn't Ross, that was Benji Madden in drag!
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 20, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I still don't understand WHY EVERY woman HAS to HAVE a child? WHY? Some people actually make the choice of not having children, theres nothing wrong with that.
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Ah, I'm afraid that is considered a mortal sin, maybe even a criminal offense, on Planet Brangeloon, going on what I've read in this and other threads. Sarah Palin would love these hos.
*Edited because grammar is my friend -- and the mortal enemy of brangelunism ;D
Hey kid, how would you like to leave this horrible war torn place? Sounds great huh, the only catch is that for the next 10 years or so, you will have nothing that you will develop any close attatchment to, not a home, not a toy, not a school, not a friend. If you do form an attachment, it will be snatched from you in short time. You will spend your life with cameras in your face and people you don't know pawing at you and screaming your name. Your only associates in this will be more little children plucked from one insanity and tossed into another who more often than not don't even speak your language. Sounds like fun, huh?
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... and "PLAIN JANES" -- how OLD are you? No, seriously, because the last time I heard that was at my grandma's house when her nosy 80-something neighbor was bitching about some old ho. Oh yuck, nevermind.
I thought Rachel already had a baby with Ross?
@ Uwish: If the last Jolie film premiere is anything to judge the appearance of her fans by, then your avatar represents the kind of mess I'm "hanging onto" my man from, so...yeah, Jenny Craig is the average brangeloonie fan's friend, and zzzzzz.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I propose a moratorium on all Benji Madden stories for one week.
IMPOSSIBLE! Benji is the gift that keeps on giving, kinda like that herps he got from Paris
Submitted by Uwish on October 20, 2008 - 4:27pm.
You people even have to make this post anout AJ too obsessed much?? Hang on to you husbands plain janes!
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eat my ass you moronic loon
Submitted by Uwish on October 20, 2008 - 4:27pm.
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LMAO! The brangeloonies sure have a lot invested in Jennifer Aniston's uterus!
I mean DAMN, I loved me some Jolie in Gia, but seeing these warped people coming out of the woodwork spewing the most misogynist "dried eggs" "careeeeeeeer woman" bullshit here is scary shit.
You people even have to make this post anout AJ too obsessed much?? Hang on to you husbands plain janes!
Lory, I misunderstood Keane so that's my fault, but I think the Brang Clan got a shitty deal too.
Hey kid, how would you like to leave this horrible war torn place? Sounds great huh, the only catch is that for the next 10 years or so, you will have nothing that you will develop any close attatchment to, not a home, not a toy, not a school, not a friend. If you do form an attachment, it will be snatched from you in short time. You will spend your life with cameras in your face and people you don't know pawing at you and screaming your name. Your only associates in this will be more little children plucked from one insanity and tossed into another who more often than not don't even speak your language. Sounds like fun, huh?
OK, snowy, but first I have to kick Benji in Paris' cooter.
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I propose a moratorium on all Benji Madden stories for one week.
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I still don't understand WHY EVERY woman HAS to HAVE a child? WHY? Some people actually make the choice of not having children, theres nothing wrong with that.
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keane - I think I misunderstood your first post so I get what you are saying 100%. I read it as: momma is running out of time so she's just gonna have a baby for the sake of having one before it's too late, and once she has one, she has all this money so she can still go out and do whatever she wants,and can just have the nannies raise her kids while she's out cruising for guys. (in a nutshell)
LOL I am not a fan of JA, so maybe my reading comprehension is a little off!
Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 20, 2008 - 3:57pm.
keane... i get what you are saying, but I just had a vision of what that poor kid's life would be like, and it was sad
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Something tells me that whatever this kid's life turns out to be (if there is any kid at all) wouldn't be sadder than any of the Brangelina kids... That is why I am convinced that it would be best if Benji Madden adopted this child.
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WHATEVER! I don't belive this nonsense and I don't get why people hate on Jennifer for no reason.
What she is "desperate" because her stu-pitt husband cheated on her. And this whole thing about her having children is getting annoying she doesn't owe anyone a fucking child. If and when she want to she will.
Edit: Lol how the hell would the Australians even know before us.
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Why so? I think it would be great. She seems like a really nice, down-to-earth lady with a lot of love to give. I'm sure her kids would get way more attention than the Brangie kids. I don't know about the states but the UK is so over-populated with single parents these days that it is beyond the norm now. And I'm sure one day she'll find a man who's genuinely suitable for her without all the pressure of the ticking biological clock and her desperate need to rush into a serious relationship. Seriously its the way forward. I'm gonna write her and let her know!
I propose a moratorium on all Jennifer Aniston/Brangelina stories for one week.
I'd hold off on checking the registry at Petit Tresor; NW mag makes the National Enquirer look like the NY Times.
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keane... i get what you are saying, but I just had a vision of what that poor kid's life would be like, and it was sad
I really pray to the dear Lord that this story is true on this occasion. This really is the best thing that could happen to Jen regardless of the douchebag father. I've been wondering for ages why the hell she doesn't just get herself knocked up and sod who she's going out with. She hasn't got many baby-making years left in her and has pots of cash in the bank and her desperation to find "the one" is scaring every man off. The only time pressure she has is to have kids before the menopause hits, so just have the kids then you can spend the rest of your life looking for Mr Right completely at your leisure. Thats what I'd do if I were her. She's got enough cash to hire as many nannies as she wants so she won't be tied down by having to watch the kids every night. If this story isn't true please dear God Jen get a clue and just get pregnant anyway - then at least the media will leave the "poor lonely, single, childless Jen" stories alone!