Gayelle Fight On A Train
When you're on an Acela train from NYC to DC with someone you're currently bumping oysters with, you should spend most of the trip massaging each other's clitties, not fighting! Some nosy bitch was sitting near HoHan and SamRo on a train ride to DC and listened to them "quietly" arguing the entire time.
The bitch told Page Six that HoHan complained during most of the train ride and told SamRo that she's constantly doing what's best for them and not what's best for her. SamRo sat there with her hood over her head and sighed every now and again. During the fight, HoHan yelled at SamRo, "Don't fucking lie to me!"
These two actually talk to each other? I figured they only communicated through text messaging. I bet they even text during sexy times. While SamRo is eating the ham wallet, HoHan texts her, "O YES rt there i'm abt2 cum yeh kip dat tung Fkng goin!"
And yes, it's the slowest fucking gossip day ever.......
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I miss cocaine lindsay. It's not as if Samro would go anywhere either way. Shes stuck on that red roast beef. I miss the crazy I guess :-/
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
I think Samro is the most disgusting piece of a gay female I ve ever seen. Dont understand how can sexbomb Hohan lick that shitty ass mouth of hers.
why dont gayelle couples come in hot pieces, that my question, never seen real hot gay couples!
Submitted by James Haven on October 20, 2008 - 10:51pm.
HAHAHA!!
OT: nope, can't top JH's story with anything witty
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
James Haven caught these two in a catfight at Sixx Flags Great Adventure (That's an amusement park for those who aren't familiar).
Seems that Linds wanted to go on that Batman ride and SamRo did not!
Linds told SamRo to "pick the pubes out of your teeth and grow some balls!"
James Haven pretended to read his map of the park but could not contain a snicker!
SamRo told Linds that she smelled like "Day old fish with Tartar!" Nasty!
The two rolled around on the ground until Security escorted them out. James Haven peered through the bushes (no pun intended) and saw the two kiss and make up! Wow - James Haven broke up with a woman because she called him a "sister kissin' horndog" and never looked back!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about her latest news.
"ham wallet"
that just made me spit up my zima...
(just kidding)
Snow...is that Obama and Palin in your avie?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Looks like a pic of Topher Grace and Laura Prepon at a "That 70's Show" reunion show. We need more glamorous gayelle trainwrecks. These two are just so...blah.
Greeny: It's Benji Madden doncha know?
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Who's that guy Blowhan is posing with? Her coke dealer?
People can be addicted to drama and anger etc. I get the feeling Lohan likes the rush she gets from it.
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Sam gets what she deserves. When you hook up with immature little baby bitches who wear pampers..you wake up all soaked in piss.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Mr. and Mrs. Smith go to Washington, where Lindsay is to testify before a blue-ribbon congressional panel on ill-bred self-tanning child stars.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha "I'm more man than my brother Mark" Ronson have got to be THE corniest fuckin lesbian couple ever.
They are a cute couple though even with the fights.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:18pm.
LOL! Clarisse I had the same tune running thru my head!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I wonder if anyone stood up and shouted, "There's too many motherfucking gayelles on this motherfucking train!"
.... LOL Samuel Jackson don't ride trains, but I'm sure he would like to chain those bitches to a bed and wash the shit out of them
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Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
i can't picture these two high maintenance gayelles riding the acela to dc...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 20, 2008 - 2:14pm.
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LMfffAO!!!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Is this a surprise? Aren't gayelles supposed to be mega-bitches?
HAM WALLET???? LMFAO!!
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the girls are in DC!? I need to be on the lookout... what's the occasion? stalkerville here I come...
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 20, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Why are they riding a train like regular folk?
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Coz all of Lilo's money went to ciggies and dental dams..
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Blohan should go back to dating Talcum Powder or whatever the hell his name was.
There's something really weird and off about SamRo's eyes. It looks like somebody selected two differently shaped eyes from two different faces and pasted them on.
And Blohan's hair looks like it's screaming for a nice shampoo.
Anyway, it was inevitable that in any "serious" relationship Blohan would leave the honeymoon stage and enter the "old married bickering couple" stage. Since Blohan is still what, 22? I imagine she'll get disillusioned and leave anytime now.
Her hair is so grotesque.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
sushi> Something IS off about her face lately, but I can't put my finger on it...
Submitted by Sassy on October 20, 2008 - 1:50pm.
someone is watching waaaaay too much porn.
Ohhh you betta stop being a spie on me Sassy!
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After the novelty wears off, its back to the usual petty couple's issues... Or maybe lilo is missing getting plowed by the old johnson and taking out out on her hombrette.
Is the u-haul getting ready to pull into their driveway? Nobody knows, but its the butch that gets the broken heart when their het-conversions call u-haul and go back to an all-beef hot dog. Bi is a tough spot--no matter which you're getting, you're missing the other.
I really like them as a couple and hope they stick it out. I do think the coupling has been good for lilo's general state of being.
someone is watching waaaaay too much porn.
O YES rt there i'm abt2 cum yeh kip dat tung Fkng goin! - MK you're killing me :)))
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Why are they riding a train like regular folk?
Typical relationship. The woman nags the man to death and he sighs and sayS yes every few minutes! And LMFAO at HAM WALLET! WTF?
HAM WALLET!!!
FUCK ME, THAT'S PRICELESS!!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
No - *I* am the dead Benji Madden! Totally, dude! And I am speaking from the crack of Paris' ass where I died in a tragic accident while paying my daily homage!
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Hey Paris...say HI to your herpes for me!! Love Benji.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
I am the dead Benji Madden...4 reelz! I am speaking from Paris' House of Herpes.
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CUM FARTS!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Benji Madden is such a cuttie.
I saw his profile at ilikestupidwhores.com
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Was he eating a fried mayonnaise sandwich in his profile picture? Boy is DOUGHY.
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old
Now SNL needs to do a "Benji Madden talks to animals" skit. "Say hi to your herpes for me!"
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I heard Benji Madden got THE SYPHILLIS from Marcia Brady.
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DANCE OFF!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 1:17pm.
I heard Benji Madden got THE SYPHILLIS from Marcia Brady.
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I DID NOT!!!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I'm Douche Benji, yes I'm the real Douchey
All you other Douche Benjis are just imitating
So won't the real Douche Benji please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
I DONT GIVE A RAT FART ABOUT THESE TWO....I WANNA KNOW ABOUT BENJI AND PARIS!!! pffft! :P
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Benji Madden is such a cuttie.
I saw his profile at ilikestupidwhores.com
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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cth didn't you see Benji Madden on SNL on saturday? I am so voting Repub so I can see him and Paris in the White House.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I'm not real gansta either, maybe a dance off?
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I heard Benji Madden got THE SYPHILLIS from Marcia Brady.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Benji Madden is a maverick but is he single?
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