Wonky Is Britain's Problem Now
Wonky McValtrex and her army of mutant cooch maggots are currently terrorizing London while she films the UK version of her reality show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF." The BFF must stand for "butt farting fucktard."
Wonky says that she loves London so much that she's looking to move there....FOREVER! She reportedly told friends, "I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it's early days."
I think all the genital warts in America just disappeared. And did that constant itching in your pubic bush area suddenly go away? That's because the crabs packed up all their shit and shuffled off to the airport to catch the next Virgin flight to London. Their services are no longer needed here.
We also need to fast track a mandatory law stating that if your name is "Wonky McValtrex (that's her legal name)," you must be quarantined for at least 100-years before re-entering the US.
Thanks for taking one for the team, Great Britain. Hey, we're getting Vadge back, so this is a fair trade!
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I almost feel sorry for Benji. Because, honestly, would ANY woman in their right mind date a guy who just dated Paris Hilton??? You know he's covered in filth and diseases!!!! Soaking his ass in bleach water won't even help. He needs to be de-contaminated!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
I can see why she is considering a move to London; Big Ben is the only thing she hasn't yet slipped up her snatch.
She looks like a 1970s Sears catalog model....or an economy airline stewardess.
Please stop posting on this oozing pustule of a human being.....unless, of course, she dies.
Desperately Seeking Benji Madden Answer....
Who the hell is angel_i's avie? The Benji Madden thing was just to get someone's attention. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 3:16pm.
hahaha girl, your avie is killing me!
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Whaaa? She and Benji broke up? When did that happen?
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Can't stand this gooshy crotch slut
Benji Madden is a dumb fuck if decides to wife this slut. His brother already wifed up her ex cokerexic bff Nicole Richie.
That's not Benji Madden; it's Sir Ben Kingsley.
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 3:16pm.
@Sandbitch:
FOREVER, SILLY!
And TTYN means: Talk to you never. That's what Princess Paris says when she has to let them go.
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Ta Angel. I knew I could depends on you.
I don't think the Brits will stand for it. For fuck's sake, they already have Jordan!
@Sandbitch:
FOREVER, SILLY!
And TTYN means: Talk to you never. That's what Princess Paris says when she has to let them go.
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Can someone tell a dumb bitch what BFF stands for?
Best friend....??fucking what??
BENJI MADDEN SAYS: Put your hands on your head!
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
I hate that BFF how,the contestants are so pathetic!
She actually calls them 'pets' and they like it.
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Waddymean!?!? It's AWESOME!
"I can understand kitties getting a little hungry after being holed up in the house for a few days but *these* kittens are STARVING!" My favourite line so far:)
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*wakes up, Yawns* Benji Madden *falls back to sleep*
*kisses Clarisse*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
BENJI MADDEN! BENJI MADDEN! BENJI MADDEN!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
I hate that BFF how,the contestants are so pathetic!
She actually calls them 'pets' and they like it.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This girl would be ok looking if she let her eyes go brown!
when did this ugliness dump that fug madden boy
PLEASE let this be true.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by devilgirl on October 20, 2008 - 1:42pm.
CrazyGal-Thanks for the pass. BTW, love your avie!
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Haha, thanks, actually, I love your avie too. Is that your kitteh? Kittehs are teh awesum!
_Submitted by missy on October 20, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Im hurting my belly laughing so hard!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
WWBMD!!!
LMFAO!!!!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
lolo - hahahahahahahahaaa! bastard!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
someone needs to make the rubber-support-a-cause-without-actually-doing-bull-crap-bracelet-version-516,843,269,547,345,731,948,032:
WWBMD!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Tara Reids plastic surgeon was none other than Benji Madden wearing a welding mask and an eye patch.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CrazyGal-Thanks for the pass. BTW, love your avie!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Ask yourself CrazyGal...WWBMD?
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Trademark that shit quick Clarisse. I need me a rubber bracelet to remind me WWBMD.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:33pm.
CrazyGal
When faced with the desire to engage nutwads (cooch), i ask myself "What would Benji Madden do?" and i just ignore them.
Ask yourself CrazyGal...WWBMD?
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*Hangs head in shame*
I know Clarisse, thank you for making me see the light. WWBMD? Ok, now I know, got to buy a black sharpie to use as eyeliner and sing songs about how broken my heart is just as I cut myself while high on Good Charlottes tunes.
Perhaps Madonna will try out for Wonky's BFF now that she and Guy are kaput.
here it is you guys: unless your name is benji madden you are a j8llus loozer with no life!!!
benji madden said so!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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CrazyGal
When faced with the desire to engage nutwads (cooch), i ask myself "What would Benji Madden do?" and i just ignore them.
Ask yourself CrazyGal...WWBMD?
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
"not a single person who would find posting on this asine, superficial, m*therfu*king site has a life..."
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True... but still, that doesn't make it right for you to be so rude to dlisters who just got here. That's the golden rule.
jellus h8r party of one... you're table's ready
Breaking News!!! Benji Madden is going to replace Brad Pitt as the bio daddy of the new set of kids Angelina Jolie is planning to cook!!! Wake up MK!!!
Angel! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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LoLoLOL!
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BLIND ITEM! I guess you guess!
What Faux Punk rocker was said to have beeninvolved in a strange fight about a threesome that took place on his face and resulted in a blow out fight the cops had to break up?
The "rocker" was said to have been caught in the middle of a fight between his five head and both of his chins. No one nose what caused the jealousy.
Answer? BENJI MADDEN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He's not dead. He just got lost in Wonky's bagina. He'll find his way out in a couple of weeks.
y'all have me cryng again! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Does anyone know if Paris is dating dead Benji Madden?
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RIMADYL KILLS
I knew it! I knew Wonky killed him!!!
HoHand is starting to look like Granny Vadge!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by devilgirl on October 20, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Ooops, sorry CG, further proof of my poor scanning abilities, the comment was for Coocaracha, or whoever. I really am sorry!
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Happens to the best of us... :)
BENJI MADDEN IS DEAD! OK????
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Ooops, sorry CG, further proof of my poor scanning abilities, the comment was for Coocaracha, or whoever. I really am sorry!
BENJI MADDEN!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Gee CrazyGal, I apologize, I do occassionally have to duck out to work and only briefly scan the comments on my return. I won't make the mistake again now that you have enlightened me!
LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 1:01pm.
So is Paris still doing Benji Madden or what?
- That's what i asked myself, sadly.
And to England...YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...