Muscle Baby Alert!
Vadge is still technically married to Guy Ritchie, but that hasn't stopped her from making plans to procreate with A-Rod. A source tells the Daily Mail that she wants to put her 50-year-old roided-up vagina to work to try and produce a baby with 33-year-old A-Rod. The source said, "She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."
The two plan to go public with their relationship within the next two months. A-Rod is looking to buy an apartment nears Vadge's Manhattan dungeon. It seems that A-Rod has already handed over what's left of his shriveled nutsack to her, because he's also promised her that he will write a sports-themed Kabbalah book for young boys. AND he plans to go on a spiritual trip with her to Malawi.
Vadge wants to make sure that A-Rod is the perfect slave for her, so she's conducted a variety of tests on him. She makes sure that he calls when he says he will. She tested him on his knowledge of Kabbalahbalalah. She made sure he shares the same views on money as her. Just to make sure he's paying attention to her at all times, she quizzed him on what outfits she wore on their first three meetings together. I'm sure the final test involves a wrestling match between her rock hard clit and his peen. If his peen loses, then they can be together.
I'm surprised Vadge hasn't tried to have a baby with herself. She is superhuman, so I'm sure her clit has a peen hole that shoots out the strongest sperm in all the land.
If she does have a baby with A-Rod, this is what he will look like:
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jesus christ, she's going to be SIXTY with a fourth grader people. and good luck with that whole getting pregnant thing at that age.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I call b.s….Vadgonna doesn’t want another kid as much as she wants another boy toy (hmmmm...I wonder if she makes A-roid wear that old belt buckle of hers).
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
UGH - this bitch should be sterilized!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Let's see: no soul, Guy and A-Rod fall under her spell, baby collector, huge veins, pale white..... it's obvious that she's a damn vampire.
LMAO Looooozer, KFed's sperm!!! hahahahahaah Madonna is pathetic and how HOOOORISH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Well that's a good look- having 3 different baby daddies after 3 failed marriages.
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neuter this womanimal!
can't wait for guy to dish madge's private life.
i call b.s. on the baby thing with a-rod, too. naturally, that is.
At her age, she better use K-Fed sperm if she wants to conceive. Oh wait, Lady Madonna is so deluded she probably thinks she can have an immaculate conception.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Good for her!!! His wifed looked the same way too.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 10:06am.
hi, Clarisse!... still awake(insomniac)... and drunk!... the young one is sleeping, gonna be joining her soon... to sleep, damnit! get your mind outta the gutter!!LOL!
OT: Madonna really should.... ah, fuck it!.. she's just a skank that's tryin' to hold on, i'll leave her alone.... for now
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by joline on October 20, 2008 - 10:05am.
Cute couple. She appears to be dead and he appears to be stupid. But I saw his personal ID on dumbass men personals site^^^^^^n o m a d g e. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? A new identity.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Man, that's gonna be a strap-on relationship if I ever saw one.
the cheekbone implants are so evident in that pic
Madge- pack it in! You are 50. One way and another you are mother to three and I hear a 4th to 'match' little David Brangelina style. Just because you dress like a teenager and have starved yourself to fit in kid's clothes does not have a knock on effect on your ova. You are too old love, face it.
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Think happy thoughts!
Oh, well, that's a great idear!
Madge. Klassy!
ESE! You're up early! The new chicka makin you get your ass outta bed before 2:00 pm?
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
I call BS. I do hope that if Vadge has A-Roid "on deck", that he wises up and dumps her stringy ass after she moves to NY.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Madonna must be beginning menopause. A BABY?!
Good luck with that.
I saw that kid on some TLC show. It was all his crazy father's doing. I think he's normal now.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
"She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."
everything about this statement is disgustingly perfect for Madonna
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Man, Madonna has become freaky looking. She scares me and not in a good way.
Un.Be.Focking.Believable. All of them. I can't believe that there are people who would let their kid get like this. And who really fucking cares about stinky ass Vadge. She sucks.
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