Muscle Baby Alert!
Vadge is still technically married to Guy Ritchie, but that hasn't stopped her from making plans to procreate with A-Rod. A source tells the Daily Mail that she wants to put her 50-year-old roided-up vagina to work to try and produce a baby with 33-year-old A-Rod. The source said, "She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."
The two plan to go public with their relationship within the next two months. A-Rod is looking to buy an apartment nears Vadge's Manhattan dungeon. It seems that A-Rod has already handed over what's left of his shriveled nutsack to her, because he's also promised her that he will write a sports-themed Kabbalah book for young boys. AND he plans to go on a spiritual trip with her to Malawi.
Vadge wants to make sure that A-Rod is the perfect slave for her, so she's conducted a variety of tests on him. She makes sure that he calls when he says he will. She tested him on his knowledge of Kabbalahbalalah. She made sure he shares the same views on money as her. Just to make sure he's paying attention to her at all times, she quizzed him on what outfits she wore on their first three meetings together. I'm sure the final test involves a wrestling match between her rock hard clit and his peen. If his peen loses, then they can be together.
I'm surprised Vadge hasn't tried to have a baby with herself. She is superhuman, so I'm sure her clit has a peen hole that shoots out the strongest sperm in all the land.
If she does have a baby with A-Rod, this is what he will look like:
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Just because she's 50 doesn't mean she's menopausal yet. She might still have a couple of dried up, rusty eggs up there. They could harvest the eggs, dose them up with hormones, fertilize them in a test tube and implant one in a young, healthy uterus. While she's waiting for the baby to be born, she can do the Nicole Kidman routine and pretend to be pregnant. These days, anything is possible if you have enough money.
This is ridiculous! Only a vapid celebutard would attempt this...
She's a tad bit old for this, isn't she, unless she is planning on using a surrogate mother, etc. Even then, one would need to have one's own eggs, and I doubt that would be the case, considering her age.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
I think if I lost A lot of weight my face would look like Vadge's ...I have the most retarded cheek bones ever =(
She wants another child for her team of nannies to raise?
She took David out of dire conditions only to starve the poor kid with her whacked out nutritional guidelines, he looks yellow like the starving kids of africa disease Kwashiorkor.
She is unfit to be a parent, period.
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She's 50 and thinks she can still get preggers? Good luck with that one.
Oh I forgot, she's super-human.
Madge + A-rod = GROSS!
Hasn't she gone through menopause? He might be a "great specimen" but I'm not so sure about the condition of her eggs. Aren't us women born with our eggs, so that child will be 50 when she's born! Ick
Mommie Dearest was on tv yesterday..I have no doubt that she is like Joan Crawford or even worse. You know poor Lourdes wants to shave off her stash and wax the uni, but Vadge won't let her. It probably is due to some Kabbalah stuff. I just feel sorry for the little boy she adopted. Why can't she just retire to a castle and drink the blood of virgins?
The C word on October 20, 2008 - 10:49am.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 20, 2008 - 10:43am.
...they've started to look alike....
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Maybe you're on to something...she is old enough to be his mother, after all.
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LMAO ew.
I think she wants to get pregnant with a test tube baby just to show the world how quickly she can lose the baby fat.
I wonder how long it's been since she's menstruated - all that hard core exercise has probably stopped it.
OMG she may have to STOP with the work outs in order to carry a baby to term. BWAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 20, 2008 - 10:43am.
...they've started to look alike....
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Maybe you're on to something...she is old enough to be his mother, after all.
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She's a goddamn Succubus!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
She'll give visiting batters something to aim for along the first base line at home Yankees games.
There is no fucking way she can conceive a child, I don't care how much money she has. And if she can, shame on her for bringing a kid into this world for selfish reasons when you're a old-ass egomaniacal bitch who works so much she'd never even fucking SEE it.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
how cute...they've started to look alike....
Alex Rodriguez is fug and looks like a dolt.
Guy ritchie seemed like a bore...next.
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'Gross' - good tag!
creepy?
Is that a midget?
no way that is a real child.
And despite all her money, Vadge cannot turn back the biological clock. She is 50yo; therefore, she is already menopausal and dried up...doubt there are any eggs left there to fertilize...no matter how potent her sperm donor might be. They can still adopt a child together though.
You know what would really piss her off? If the media and the internet just stopped talking about her! I mean really, no one cares for her. Her party is over and it is time for her to sit down and shut the f!ck up!
"A great specimen?"
Geez, that sounds real romantic.
Madonna is a dried up piece of Beef Jerky.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 20, 2008 - 10:27am.
I'm confused. How is she going to get him pregnant? With the Purple Penetrator?
IG is the best, LOL
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Vadge looks like the lost love child of Nosfratu and Madame the puppet
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 20, 2008 - 10:30am.
Some of her wedding pix from yesterday def looked vampirish.
I have hated everything this wrench has promoted (BE A SLUT LITTLE GIRLS!!) since the 80s. It is nice to finally see karma coming home to roost. She looks horrid, horrid!
What in the crappy hell is that. Jesuf F%$king H Christ. They're doping a kid on roids. That kid ain't gonna have a penis by the time he's ready to f%$k...
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 10:23am.
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Virgin blood....around Madonna..hahahahaha...even when she was born, she didn't have virgin blood.
Can we get another Viggo post? My mind's eye is trying to poke itself out between the old man in the banana hammock and Cadaver Madonna up there.
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Submitted by Deb on October 20, 2008 - 10:26am.
yeah, but the attention addicted cunt would use the baby for poor me publicity. I can't stand her.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Can't believe that some people would belive the baby BS!
If they're fucking - good for them! From the pix I've seen he has a nice rod...!
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I imagine this "source" was Madonna whispering in a raspy voice to a reporter, dressed in a mac, collar up of course, wearing one of those private eye type hats sitting at a corner cafe with a massive pair of shades on and an open newspaper held up high to cover her fucking mutant face.
She is a control freak, there is NO WAY she would tell anyone this info if she didn't want it getting out.
She is without a doubt the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted the face of the earth! She is going to live a very miserable life because, quite simply, whatever spell she has put on A-Rod, waking up and opening your eyes each morning to see a 50 year old mutant staring back will snap you right the fuck out of it. She is talking about "ideal specimens".. ha, what about A-Rod? I am sure he got to the top of his game and made all his cash just to stick his peen and scare the shit out of his sperm by sending them into a fucking half-century old, cobwebbed strewn vagina that's seen more peens than a STD clinic! Ahh yes, I can imagine him sitting back after practice and dreaming about getting a $25million a year contract so he can spend half of it keeping that prehistoric roid hole lubed up.
I think not! If so, her kung-fu grip on his nuts must be eye-poppingly sensational to say the least!
--thanks awfully--
Okay, menopausal, 'roided up, exercising like a maniac...good luck getting pregnant, bitch.
I think of Madonna as a soulless bloodsucker devoid of any human emotion, but, hey...that's just me.
I'm confused. How is she going to get him pregnant? With the Purple Penetrator?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 20, 2008 - 10:21am.
Yo, CTH. Can you imagine, as vain as she is, having a disabled or Down Syndrome baby because of those ancient eggs of hers?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Didn't I see vid of her trying to conceive with her guitar?
This is all such crap!
A-roid got busted fucking a dude and this is all a bunch of shit to cover his hole man!
Fucking obvious! ha ha ha
She is nasty.
That is all!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 20, 2008 - 10:15am.
Let's see: no soul, Guy and A-Rod fall under her spell, baby collector, huge veins, pale white..... it's obvious that she's a damn vampire.
hahahahaha. What about the virgin blood?
Little Hercules! I've always felt so sorry for that kid. His parents really screwed him.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on October 20, 2008 - 10:20am.
What the hell is wrong with A-Rod???? Did Vadge pull a Sam Lufti on him????
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ooooh good term to use!
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Deb
agreed. just because you get a period, doesn't mean you're making good ovums.
christ, is her face collapsing?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
A-Rod has already handed over what's left of his shriveled nutsack to her, because he's also promised her that he will write a sports-themed Kabbalah book for young boys. AND he plans to go on a spiritual trip with her to Malawi.
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That poor deluded fool.
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BOO!
What the hell is wrong with A-Rod???? Did Vadge pull a Sam Lufti on him????
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Madonna has to add to the collection.
She had the Latino baby, the British baby, The African Baby, & now she wants the Down Syndrome baby
god hes as disgusting looking as her lol
Run, A-Rod, RUN! While there's still time...
I doubt she can even conceive at this point between the starvation diet and exercise addiction, and the fact she's probably menopausal.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
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Hey! Get my mind outta the gutter?? Why, then my Dlisted fake friends would get lonely!!!
Now, you go to bed!
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