Muscle Baby Alert!
Vadge is still technically married to Guy Ritchie, but that hasn't stopped her from making plans to procreate with A-Rod. A source tells the Daily Mail that she wants to put her 50-year-old roided-up vagina to work to try and produce a baby with 33-year-old A-Rod. The source said, "She thinks he's physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her."
The two plan to go public with their relationship within the next two months. A-Rod is looking to buy an apartment nears Vadge's Manhattan dungeon. It seems that A-Rod has already handed over what's left of his shriveled nutsack to her, because he's also promised her that he will write a sports-themed Kabbalah book for young boys. AND he plans to go on a spiritual trip with her to Malawi.
Vadge wants to make sure that A-Rod is the perfect slave for her, so she's conducted a variety of tests on him. She makes sure that he calls when he says he will. She tested him on his knowledge of Kabbalahbalalah. She made sure he shares the same views on money as her. Just to make sure he's paying attention to her at all times, she quizzed him on what outfits she wore on their first three meetings together. I'm sure the final test involves a wrestling match between her rock hard clit and his peen. If his peen loses, then they can be together.
I'm surprised Vadge hasn't tried to have a baby with herself. She is superhuman, so I'm sure her clit has a peen hole that shoots out the strongest sperm in all the land.
If she does have a baby with A-Rod, this is what he will look like:
LMAO
she is a great example for her daughter
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The war isn't working.
Homegirl looks like Skeletor from the old He-Man cartoon.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
I have not liked a Madonna single since Like a Prayer.
Madonna is a virus, I'm really sick of her. And I might go see her concert if someone gave me free tickets, but I wouldn't pay $$. And I live in a place that doesn't see many acts haha.
TEAM GUY!!!! (HE'S HOT!)
Back in the day she was supercute. But the pic on the left is just beyond hideous. If that's what fame and fortune do to a ho, I'll happily stay as anonymous and broke as last year's Easter egg.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
What a delusional twat.
Am I the only one who finds this A-Rod dude just plain old - plain? I don't find him sexy or attractive in the least.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This story is all sorts of gross..barf...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Broke the hipbone laughing at this kid. This post is the picture of a shit sundae and Little Hercules is the cherry on top.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
He just lost all his sexiness that he once had. Uggghhhhh I should've never thought a guy with bleached tips was sexay.....
angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 1:42pm.
OMG I hope Benji Madden Googles himelf today.
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LMAO
He is single now and all those young pretty girls he could have and he picks that shriveled prune? Something is wrong!
I promise you the man is GAY!
Its a cover!
GAY GAY GAY! HE IS GAY!
I promise!
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He looks a little HOW YOU DOIN? in that picture actually now that you mention it!
_Submitted by Clarisse on October 20, 2008 - 1:45pm.
angel_i
Benji Madden googles himself daily.
Yeah Benji got George Michael in all that potty trouble buy trying to lure him into the mens room with the promise of letting George watch Benji google himself!
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You guys are making me laugh so hard!Just like Benji Madden!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
This picture of Vadge will never get old. Amazing that she allowed to be photographed while looking like Gollum wearing a wig.
I totally agree with those questioning her fertility here, considering her exercise bulimia and age.
angel_i
Benji Madden googles himself daily.
I google myself sometimes...cuz i want to be like Benji Madden.
WWBMD
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OMG I hope Benji Madden Googles himelf today.
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Benji Madden made me double post
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He is single now and all those young pretty girls he could have and he picks that shriveled prune? Something is wrong!
I promise you the man is GAY!
Its a cover!
GAY GAY GAY! HE IS GAY!
I promise!
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Gross who in their right mind would fuck that granny and have a baby with her? That bitch must have some magical Kabbalah powers! He is single now and all those young pretty girls he could have and he picks that shriveled prune? Something is wrong!
That has to be the scariest picture of Madge I have seen in a bit. One glance at that is sure to give kids nightmares for years!
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-Ash
I was gonna say....I think that Madoona looks like Madame from the Muppets.
Look at the resemblance!
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What a delusional bitch. Wasn't the gossip before she adopted that they had tried and tried for another baby and chose to adopt when that failed? Me thinks she's in denial that she's getting old(er).
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Instead of Mum-Ra... I think Madonna is actually closer to Zelda from the early 80's Terrahawks puppet series!
--thanks awfully--
The oldest known birth mother in the world currently is Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara of Spain who delivered twins at the age of 66 in 2006. - via wiki so grain of salt.
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BOO!
City Barbie in the house!
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El B and LoLo, you bitches are killin me today!
Hairicane: I think that prenups are invalid in Britain. Oh, happy day... I hope Guy comes out with a tell-all that will make her roided-up head explode.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 20, 2008 - 12:36pm.
OH honey you know she keeps those flaps in her pants with an intricate lever and pully system.
Gravity. Its real!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 20, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
I hope her vagina falls off.
Fall off? What, the whole thing? Is that possible? Too many questions!!
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Are you more comfortable with me wishing she would slam it in a car door?
Thats better, but that would be difficult though! Could happen, yeah, maybe with the steroids it sticks out more, yep, i'm more comfortable with that, ta! :o)
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Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Poor Guy Ritchie! He's lucky to get away with his life! Now hopefully, his balls will grow back. They're probably just hiding out way up behind his liver somewhere waiting for the "all clear" sign. Vadge is seriously "wackadoodle" to quote Suede from Project Runway. I just love that word because it's perfect for certain people and situations. A-Rod is a nimrod too for leaving his family to get with that old piece of tofu jerky. Then there's poor little David Banda. His bio daddy is worried that he's being mistreated. It's called being mentally fucked up and I don't blame the guy. Perhaps he'll snatch the kid and run for the hills when the family goes on their "spiritual journey" to Malawi, although Vadge is probably paranoid to take him now. As far as I'm concerned Vadge may have $500 million in cash and holdings but she's not worth a sack of groceries as a human being.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 20, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
I hope her vagina falls off.
Fall off? What, the whole thing? Is that possible? Too many questions!!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
I hope her vagina falls off.
Fall off? What, the whole thing? Is that possible? Too many questions!!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Submitted by KD on October 20, 2008 - 12:12pm.
There was a guy who I used to work with that actually married his high school best friend's MOM! I saw them at a christmas party and she was so old and ugly! Dudes, you gotta think ahead about these things! Madonna sure ain't going to get better looking!
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Ack!! I knew (sorta) a girl in high school who was dating one of the guys in the class. Then she met his dad and "fell in love" with him. Dumped the boyfriend and MARRIED THE DAD senior year cuz she was preggers!! I sure wish I knew how THAT turned out!
Submitted by Maximum Big Surprise on October 20, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Don't you have menopause at 50??
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There is no exact age for menopause. There's natural menopause and then there's surgical menopause. Some women even get surgical menopause in their 20's. It has to do with the operation. If they have to have it, bye bye hormones, hello estrogen replacement hormones!
If you are a healthy woman and your reproductive organs are functioning properly, why you can probably have a kid the natural way trough yo 60's! I think there may be some occurences(sp) of that happening to older women, but they are rare.
Menopause at 50 is not necessarily a foregone conclusion. Also, "science" says the risk of bearing a child with Down's syndrome (gawd I wish they'd rename that!) goes up exponentially.
THAT'S JUST WHAT I HEARD!!
ok. so i'm kinda late to all the divorce talk...so lemme understand:
1. Did Madoona marry Guy WITHOUT a prenup?
2. If so, does that mean he also doesn't have a gag order on her/their private life?
If the above 2 are true, then it sounds like we're going to hear some amazing things. So far from what I've heard on the radio, it seems that Madonna's best next hook-up would be with Michael Jackson because Guy said that before going to bed every night, Madonna slathers $1,000 jar of face cream on her face PLUS does a full body slather of something, too, then SLEEPS in a PLASTIC WRAP to attempt to defy aging.
Then there are the usual obsessed celebrity things like no sugar, salt, dairy in the house EVER. And the trainer lives with them. Those seem normal for the celebrity types, but sleeping in plastic wrap EVERY NIGHT?
That's just what I heard.
Anyho, if guy doesn't have a gag order, I'm going to LOVE all the details of her bizarre existence.
Don't you have menopause at 50??
There was a guy who I used to work with that actually married his high school best friend's MOM! I saw them at a christmas party and she was so old and ugly! Dudes, you gotta think ahead about these things! Madonna sure ain't going to get better looking!
MK, thanks for that pic.. a)it ruined my lunch, hence, helped my diet and b)my 60 year old mother is happily prancing around, she looks 20 years younger that Vadge.Now i have to go stomp on her ego.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I doubt she could manage even the test-tube baby approach, because a body that is worked-out and starved like that will never retain an embryo.
Add menopausal hormones, whatever steroid shit she's taking, probably STDs... she's lucky if she could keep a tampon.
I think people are on to something when they say she might be his mum. Ewwww!
She looks so haggard and he looks mentally defective and oddly polished. No way can this be real, it's just publicity. Or her saying to Guy' I didn't get pregnant with you but that is because you are lacking not me- see, look, 50 and pregnant by a real man'
O dear god, won't someone think of the children.
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Think happy thoughts!
RUN A-ROD!...RUN!!! She already tried this in a previous generation with JOSE CANSECO.Look at what happened to him.FTLOG...don't let this be you!!! MK,none of this post could be true.Just could'nt be!
Submitted by paris herpes on October 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
She looks weirdly gaunt and scary in that picture. It's hard to believe A-Rod would find THAT attractive in any possible way.
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN! See A-roid and Vagina Face over here have the same manager.
I think Hem Rod got caught fucking a dude and Vagina Face was already gonna spin her divorce for ticket sales and hype so Guy Oseary just killed to fucked up looking birds with one stone.
All this other shit youre hearing is to flame the fire and keep the cover going.
It isnt like it is easy to "come out" in pro sports. Its all about money.
FUCK. THEM. ALL.
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a baby at 50! even she couldnt pull that one off...didnt his ex just have a baby? what is with these people & babies? get over it, no one can top saint angie.
I hope her vagina falls off.
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She looks weirdly gaunt and scary in that picture. It's hard to believe A-Rod would find THAT attractive in any possible way. Does money really make her that appealing?
Their baby is probably going to look like that roided kid. EW!
Your face!
sure, she can go the test tube route, regardless she's still going to be sixty with a fourth grader, poor kid!
"where's your mom? how come your granny always shows up at parent teacher night?"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
This whole thing is ridiculously hilarious.
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Hola Jaded!
Yes, Rufus, many things are medically possible.
But by age 50, the majority of women have gone through menopause.