David's Bio-Daddy Wants Him Back
David Banda's bio-daddy thinks that his son is living a life without love and tells The Sun that maybe he should be back with him in Africa instead of living in Vadge's House of Pain.
David might not be living in a house filled with hugs and kisses, but he can eat all the soybeans he wants. Oh and there's plenty of Kabbalah water too!
Yohane Banda said he's disappointed that Vadge's marriage tanked and doesn't think his son is happy. Yohane got on his soap box and said, "I am still a poor farmer with nothing to offer, but maybe he would be better off back with us. This woman Madonna told me herself that David was beautiful and made her happy and she promised to take good care of him."
Yohane lives with his wife, her 3-year-old daughter and their 7-month-old son. The Sun showed him a paparazzi picture of David and Vadge and Yohane responded, "He doesn't look happy in this picture. He looks bewildered. If there is no love in the family, is there any love for him? This is a new and terrible thing to happen to him. I am too upset to think clearly. He is only three years old and he has been through so much."
Translation: I am too upset to think about this.....but if she accidentally sent me a bag of money, I might feel a little less weepy.
He also claims Vadge promised to keep him updated about his son's well-being and all that, but she hasn't. Yohane said, "I thought she would take him away from the danger of malaria and other diseases that kill children here, and that she would let me know that he was happy. I have never heard from her since the day I agreed to let her adopt David. She has sent no photographs or news. I suppose she just wants him for herself."
What the fuck did he expect? She's Vadge! Not fucking Sally Struthers. I don't know what to tell Yohane. He should know to never trust a muscle lady with a bad British accent!
And since we're on the subject of muscle lady Vadge, the Mail on Sunday published some never-before-seen pictures of Vadge and Guy's white (HA!) wedding. I'm surprised the crown isn't bigger and Guy isn't in handcuffs. I love the picture of him kissing her with his eyes open. He's thinking, "What the fuck did I just do? And why do I no longer have any sensation in my nutsack area?"
"HOW SICK" is right.
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She was way too old to be wearing such a huge dress. More suited for the first time bride. I know, I know she can wear whatever she wants, but just because she can, doesn't mean it looks good on her. It reminds me of the famous Blanche Devereaux--she comes out wearing her (red) wedding dress, and when asked about why she didn't wear white, smartly replies, "Honey please, even I wouldn't believe that."
Why is she wearing a veil? She's not a virgin. Not even LIKE a virgin, that's so damned old.
Meanwhile, looks like she was reading the papers one day and said to no one (room was empty), "Hey! Angie has a black kid, I want a black kid ..." She gets on the phone to her personal assistant, "... I don't know WHERE in africa, just get me tickets to africa. Right now! And then get in here and pack for me. Get the kids (which means Guy as well) ready, too - 15 minutes. Chop, chop." In africa she asks the limo driver, "Where's a village that has a lot of little black kids?"
some of you kids are really narrow minded. why on earth shouldn't she wear whatever she feels like wearing on her wedding day? it was HER wedding.
are you going to whine about her wearing white shoes after labor day as well?
yohane banda is just trying to capitalize on madonnas grief. for that he's a big a-hole. i can't imagine how shitty all of this must be for her.
Submitted by LASux on October 20, 2008 - 4:31am.
Give the stupid black farmer his f'n kid back.
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Nice. Racist much?
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I heard the pictures never came out before because she was asking for an obscene amount of money close to ten million dollars.
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Give the stupid black farmer his f'n kid back.
I'm sick of him moaning to the press everytime she makes the news.
Submitted by Kp on October 20, 2008 - 1:58am.
All right I'm out. Good night period!
Good night, KP and everyone. I'm out too.
Not sure when I'll get to play again so my parting words are just this: Love, Live, embrace this time with all your might with positive energy. You'd be surprised to know how something so small as a smile can mean to a stranger in need of that very smile.
There is hope if you have hope in your heart. Don't give up and don't give in to negative energy and/or jive talkers.
Madonna could learn a thing or two from some of us dlisters.
All right I'm out. Good night period!
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Submitted by . on October 20, 2008 - 1:52am.
The creepiest thing about it (to me) is that it supposedly has yet to be proven false and this was before the age of digital effects..
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Submitted by Kp on October 20, 2008 - 1:49am.
OMG.
I'm spooked now. It's official. Thanks. lol
Seriously though...CREEPY. -And yes, the ghost looks much better and more alive to boot.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 20, 2008 - 1:46am.
Right on! I agree and anyone with any sense or taste can see through her desperate self righteous garbage.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Submitted by . on October 20, 2008 - 1:40am.
No this was an actual photo from the 1930's. She was called the brown lady of Raynam Hall. This photo always gave me the creeps the same way that first picture of vadge does
with her veil. Although all respect is due to the ghost because she looks so much better.
http://www.ghostdatabase.co.uk/images/raynhamsmall.jpg
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
G night. I just have to say that Madonna is so obvious in copying Jolie, Spears, Timberlake, Dietrich, Monroe. I could go on.
She really is a FOLLOWER isn't she? Now I am not suprised that she FOLLOWS a cult. Some people claim she was ground breaking when younger but she was really just ripping off all of the old movie stars, recycling them and spitting them back at us.
MADONNA THE FOLLOWER. So does that make Gwenyth a follower of THE FOLLOWER?
So M is like Hollywood today in that they remake everything and ruin the original for us. Going to cry myself to sleep now
Submitted by Kp on October 20, 2008 - 1:37am.
Her wedding pictures remind me of that creepy photo of that ghost from the 30s- anyone know what im talking about?
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KP, you mean the movie with an old Fred Astaire in it? "Ghost story" I think?
Her wedding pictures remind me of that creepy photo of that ghost from the 30s- anyone know what im talking about?
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 20, 2008 - 1:28am.
You reminded me of that stupid prank phone call people used to do years ago. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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Love your kitteh too. It's kittey Dlisted month! Whoot!
Haha. You 'got' my Prince Albert joke. I think I officially love you and stuff. :D
I agree, SK. Madge picked a beautiful, healthy child to snatch rather than love that child enough to donate her wealth towards making the condition of that child and perhaps his village a better place. Can you imagine the amazing difference a random act like that would have meant? But nooooooooooooo.
Fucking cunt.
., cute. love the kitten and all of the cat pictures of others on here.
You reminded me of that stupid prank phone call people used to do years ago. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
She only insisted on David because he's cute as a button. A less attractive real orphan who wasn't so cute probably got overlooked. I'm sure once she makes up her mind about something, that's it. She reminds me of older generation people from the old countries in that way.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 20, 2008 - 1:22am.
I remember for the wedding she borrowed Grace Kelly's tiara from Prince Albert.
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Ha! Prince Albert in a can balanced on her giant empty bobble head would have made jolly more sense.
I remember for the wedding she borrowed Grace Kelly's tiara from Prince Albert.
Submitted by Kp on October 20, 2008 - 12:44am.
I bet she went to some country in Africa, looked around a few huts for the cutest baby, found david and said how much?
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I wonder if she haggled too!
No. I lie. I don't wonder.
XD
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She fails as a holier than Jolie, give the boy back and build their village a school, medical center, etc.
What a shallow KUNT.
oops double post. Sorry.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Also you know Madonna is going to be one of those mothers that holds it over David's heads any time he
does ANYTHING that she doesnt like in a few years. Like,
"How dare you, you'd be dead if I didnt save you."
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
I bet she went to some country in Africa, looked around a few huts for the cutest baby, found david and said how much?
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
If Madge really loved David she would let him go back home with his family since he does have one and throw them some cash every month.
She broke up her own family and David's by being so shallow. Sad.
Submitted by MrsWestlake on October 19, 2008 - 9:15pm.
she looks creepy. when she dies, shes gonna haunt people in that outfit
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LOL! makes me think of Miss Havisham from Dickens' Bleak House!
@ CandyPerfumeGirl:
I agree with you in that I can only imagine how heartbreaking, painful it must be to make that decision. These are two extreme opposite economic worlds colliding: The African farmer is as poor as you can get, and Madonna is one of the richest people in the world. But I also am all for people being able to help kids who would otherwise starve. As other people have mentioned, it would have been best if she would have helped the whole family in Malawi. She apparently already finances help down there via her Kaballah thing. But now that David has been adopted, he shouldn't be just "sent back" like some Xmas present that didn't fit. Wish she would communicate with the bio father/hope she does in case this tabloid is bs-ing./end of my 2 cents.
what is it with these bitches that have been married more than once and insist on a big white wedding?
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I always questioned Guy's sanity when he hooked up with this vapid narcissist. Still do, but I guess he hoped she would be a regular girl after all. As for Vadge- I always got the feeling that she thought she was going to suck the creative energy he has that she is sorely lacking and conjure up some acting skills. I think she truly thought she would be able to transfer his creativity to herself. What a shock- she still can't act to save her life. That is so funny- she can't really pull it off and it's what she wants the most, other than being worshipped as a god, of course. Which is where Kaballah comes in.
This twat is just TOO much.
What pompous wedding photos.She looks silly and she made an ugly bride.Guy is lucky to be rid of her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by pompom on October 19, 2008 - 10:30pm.
RWOR PPPFFFFFT
*swipe*
hey where ya goin doggy breath?
yuh, it's always the big ones that are chicken.
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Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Woof!
He was said to be found at a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 19, 2008 - 9:10pm.
...said in a bad British accent...
You know what? I feel as if I'm not gettin enough attention on this DListed site. What's say I adopt a brown baby to boost my popularity?
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But you ATE the last 12 we gave you like they were little black licorice babies.
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You didn't identify the proper species...Black licorice babies are perfectly ok to eat, whereas, little brown babies must be prized and peraded before the paps for whatever reason the priveleged whitefolk choose...Seriously, give Madonna 5 minutes in my cage...I'll be making soup out of her underwear for her mourners....And don't tell me that shit won't sell..."Madonna skid mark soup"...Christ, she's just a fuckin' person, you know, it's not like she's a...well...yeah, I'll say it TIGER...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 19, 2008 - 9:10pm.
...said in a bad British accent...
You know what? I feel as if I'm not gettin enough attention on this DListed site. What's say I adopt a brown baby to boost my popularity?
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But you ATE the last 12 we gave you like they were little black licorice babies.
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What creepy wedding pictures!
First of all, a 42 year-old woman should NOT be wearing a white, fairy princess wedding dress. That's for YOUNG women in their 20's for their FIRST wedding! Not old, haggard looking sluts who have bedded more men than a street whore.
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I'm taking over!
Isnt it sad? These people cant take care of their own children and have to basically give them away so they can survive?
Isnt' that barbaric? This is just so wrong. It is like cutting off your own arm to sell so you can feed your family. This man had no choice but to give his very own flesh and blood away and we are celebrating this like it was the most natural thing in the world? A good deed by a celebrity whore whose had it with every male specimen north of the equator and a few south.
This is sickening. I am appalled, disgusted.
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she looks creepy. when she dies, shes gonna haunt people in that outfit
Oh and I must say, at least Angie looks maternal when she is carrying those babies around in her arms, Madonna holding a baby just looks wrong. She looks like she was working the pole at a strip club the night before and just picked up the baby from her mother and will drop it off with her girlfriend before going on another blow-job mission round town.
She is also just old. She looks like a crack-whore in a jogging suit.
I dont know...i feel bad about all this adopting business in Hollywood. I know it is a good thing, these kids will have lives they would never have had, but it still feels like they are puppies being picked up by rich celebrities who ultimately do this to satisfy their egos. I mean it is so obvious Madonna adopted a baby because as opposed to last year when Fendi bags were in, this year, adopting babies from developing countries are...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
...said in a bad British accent...
You know what? I feel as if I'm not gettin enough attention on this DListed site. What's say I adopt a brown baby to boost my popularity? It worked for Angie, let's give it a go, shall we?...Yes, and if my husband ever divorces me cuz I'm such an unbearable beast, I can use my lil' brown baby as leverage...That way the lil' fella will earn his keep...Brilliant!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wow, what she is wearing is pretty damn fucking ugly. It is hideous as a matter of fact. Screw her marriage, who cares? I am surprised it evne lasted as long as it did...but look at that ugly dress.
They should have known right then: anyone getting dressed in such a nasty ghetto dress WILL get divorced. There is no question about it.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Why did she bother having kids for? It's not like she takes care of them or pays a lot of attention to them. Hopefully they have very loving nannies. Vadge doesn't seem like she's any fun to live with either.
Submitted by speakit on October 19, 2008 - 7:22pm.
OMIGAW He is such a cute little fellar.
I made halloween cupcakes. Want one?
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Are they made out of frog?
Pompom - no. go fetch! XD
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what is this? 'Bash Madge" week? This man had no problem giving up his child to the world's biggest superstar at the time! He is just trying to capitalize on some of the divorce publicity. I hate parents like that. Lynne Spears comes to mind
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/lynne-spears--the-movie---
If Guy had had Madonna circumcised like David's daddy suggested, they probably wouldn't be divorcing.
The pic of Guy with his hunky buddies showing off their big limp rifles is pretty of hot.
I don't have a kitteh avie. uhh.... am I still allowed to play? Please?
Yikes she looks like the skeleton horror movie bride from the old movie "The Screaming Skull" from 1958 I believe.
OMIGAW He is such a cute little fellar.
I made halloween cupcakes. Want one?
Submitted by opiumtraum on October 19, 2008 - 7:06pm.
thaaank you :D i'm from germany,
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Your english is better than some of the posters here whose mother tongue is English!!!
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