David And The Tennis Instructor
Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach tells the Daily Mail that she has a very special relationship with David Duchovny. Get in line, horsey.
28-year-old Edit Pakay met David last year when she gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club. She said lessons led to them becoming close friends. She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," but it's obvious that's what she's alluding to.
Edit said, "We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man."
When asked if her and David are licking each other's teeth, she said, "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."
Mare, please! Just come out and say that David made you "neeeeeeeeigh" like no other man could.
Mister Edit needs a reality check. I'm sure there's several other tennis coaches, yoga instructors, cocktail waitresses, day-shift strippers and a million other bitches in Los Angeles who can claim having a "very special" friendship with David. The dude is a slave to coochie. It's not personal!
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You don't have to be physically attractive (especially face-wise) to be sexually proficient.
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Mrs K! They're badmouthing Alec on the snl thread.
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"They" are jellus h8ers.
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MrtsK, considering men aren't the only sex addicts, I'd say some women find big teeth sexy too.....
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Mrs K! They're badmouthing Alec on the snl thread.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Looks have nothing t do with it.
"the person's behavior is motivated solely by the persistent desire to experience the sex act..."
That being said, some men think big teefs are sexy.
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Edit? I'd start all over.
Submitted by Farrah on October 19, 2008 - 12:14pm.
i don't know about jumping Audrina right now, she might be still trotting around with the Montag horsey, i don't wanna get either bitten or kicked
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My bunny bit me and kicked me this morning! (it's a good sign - she was abused - by another bunny - long story)
And the squirrel was in my bedroom!
Wait - are these supposed to be sexual metaphors?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz: "The alcoholics in the liquor store are not buying the Grey Goose...they are reaching for the bottom shelf."
Hit the nail on the head, there, Mrs. K!
And like he's some prize anyway. Someone needs to tell Edit that her "special" friend is a SEX ADDICT. He's not "faithful" to her, either.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 19, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I have no idea. Ask Prince Charles or Bill Clinton.
David Duchovny, say bye bye to HALF your money. I hope schtupting a beaver was worth it.
MrsK, EXCELLENT point!
and good morning to you....
Farrah, me too. Teeth are a deal breaker. You can be gorgeous, but if you smile a nasty set of choppers at me, bye-bye.
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
-Fleetwood Mac
A few of my fav quotes from the article:
'The physical side of it has been going on for at least six months, probably longer.
'The reason she won't tell everything is because she thinks David is going to be with her.'
(So she says they been doing the nasty for 6 months but she doesn't want to say anything? WTF?)
The friend continued: 'Edit is a very attractive, sensual woman. She's only 28 but she knows the power she has over men.
Uh yeah, is those teefs, they are so hypnotizing that they didn't realized that she climbed on and left before they knew what hit them.
Bitch please,she photoshopped her ass next to Owen Wilson.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 19, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Interesting how the woman that men often choose to cheat with is as homely as a hat full of arseholes. It defies logic. Any stray men cheaters here, feel free to jump in and offer your two cents worth
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Apparently sex addicts don't care what the person looks like (although there are those who do not acknowledge sexual addiction as a valid form of addiction).
The alcoholics in the liquor store are not buying the Grey Goose...they are reaching for the bottom shelf.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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She helped him work on his overhead smash.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 19, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Farrah! You missed the Ceiling Eyes post yesterday!
Shabbat is over- let's get her!
you and your teefs! You love to make fun of TEEFS....heeheehee
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i know! i'm such a h8r when it comes to long ass teefers..
i don't know about jumping Audrina right now, she might be still trotting around with the Montag horsey, i don't wanna get either bitten or kicked. I don't want to spend next week with a horseshoe-shaped bruise...
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She was born in Hungary if any else of you are wondering about the name Edit.
"Mare please."
This is why I love you so, MK.
Farrah! You missed the Ceiling Eyes post yesterday!
Shabbat is over- let's get her!
you and your teefs! You love to make fun of TEEFS....heeheehee
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
-Fleetwood Mac
Interesting how the woman that men often choose to cheat with is as homely as a hat full of arseholes. It defies logic. Any stray men cheaters here, feel free to jump in and offer your two cents worth.
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Gawd, does she chew walnuts in the shell?
Anyone else thinking about the Weeds ep where Dean had a tennis racket handle shoved up his ass by his tennis instructor during sexy times?
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
She's not that good an athlete. I hear she only placed sixth at the Kentucky Derby.
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Submitted by mike on October 19, 2008 - 12:04pm.
WTF? There are so many better looking women in SoCA who don't even have coherent speech patterns (and thus could never blab to the press)
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O - I was laughing before you explained...LOL!
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This mare needs to go to the glue factory. Coz I cannot believe he would hit that, no matter how addicted to chocha he is.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on October 19, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dare I say she has a bit of a White Oprah thing going on?
Submitted by Mr. President on October 19, 2008 - 12:02pm
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He's a brave (or foolish) man to put any of his parts within a foot of those chompers.
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David Duchovny is f*cking a beaver?
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WTF? There are so many better looking women in SoCA who don't even have coherent speech patterns (and thus could never blab to the press).
Actually - at first I thought she was pre-surgery Tea. Eep!
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Yeh well *whatever* shenanigans were going on before, I'd say would come to a screeching halt now that she's opened her mouth and whinnied to the press.
Rather like this horsey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZwmelwnBU&feature=related
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Yep, he's a sex addict if he'll hit that. I wonder if she's being toofful, I mean truthful.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
LOL! MR. EDIT!
But seriously. WTF is going on with those teeth?
They were so distracting I could barely read.
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She looks like a caricature of Jorja Fox.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," but it's obvious that's what she's alluding to.
Jesus, you're a genius!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
This woman is rather unfortunate looking...
TEEFERS!!
that's gotta be a pre-surgery pic of the Montag horsey.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Mr. Edit? MK, that comment alone will get you Purgatory. And do you know what Purgatory means for you? I'm sure it involves a naked Cheryl Burke.
Wasn't he afraid that she's bite his wiener off with those enormous choppers?
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Why did she even bother to say anything then?
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