David And The Tennis Instructor
Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach tells the Daily Mail that she has a very special relationship with David Duchovny. Get in line, horsey.
28-year-old Edit Pakay met David last year when she gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club. She said lessons led to them becoming close friends. She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," but it's obvious that's what she's alluding to.
Edit said, "We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man."
When asked if her and David are licking each other's teeth, she said, "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."
Mare, please! Just come out and say that David made you "neeeeeeeeigh" like no other man could.
Mister Edit needs a reality check. I'm sure there's several other tennis coaches, yoga instructors, cocktail waitresses, day-shift strippers and a million other bitches in Los Angeles who can claim having a "very special" friendship with David. The dude is a slave to coochie. It's not personal!
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 19, 2008 - 1:02pm.
She doesn't use Crest Whitestrips. She uses Crest Whiteblankets.
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LOL!
YES! I'm moving to Hollywood! If he'll fuck that, then there's hope for me! lol..
Speaking of Dina Lohan - I was watching "Freaky Friday" with the kids and there was horseface dancing in the background. She got her mug in two scenes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 19, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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Yea, so what? Is this wrong, sometimes the wife just doesn't have the time or just suffers from TMJ. As I recall my wedding vows went along the lines of "those whom God hath joined together, let no man put asunder", the minister didn't say anything about a Hoover!
He's not too picky, is he?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Why do men who fuck around on their wives always trade down?? This woman is hideous!
Oh my horror. Edit looks like the love child of Hillary Swank and Dina Lohan. Christ David, if you're going to do it, at least trade up.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 19, 2008 - 1:02pm.
She doesn't use Crest Whitestrips. She uses Crest Whiteblankets.
hahahaha
Someone needs to introduce this ho to Stevie Wonder, he will be banging the hell out of her in no time.....a tune out of her teeth at least.
C'MON NOW!!!
There is hope that I can persuade him into sexay times after seeing that row of teef she's got going on!
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She doesn't use Crest Whitestrips. She uses Crest Whiteblankets.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on October 19, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Hi, angel. Always accepting soccer moms here. Hockey moms are even better.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
'Mister Edit' LMFAO!!!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 19, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Hey PSL!
Nah - I live on the other side of toxic Island. I usually go there in the summer. Believe it or not, that place packs them in - it's unreal!
This story is old - it was a "not so blind item" one year ago!
http://perezhilton.com/2007-10-11-not-so-blind-item-10
Hey Aunt Bea! Have any Denino's Pizza lately?
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 19, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Those are some mighty big chompers!
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Many years ago I had a beau who was in a band named "Teeth Like Crazy."
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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Submitted by .sabrina. on October 19, 2008 - 12:26pm.
this was definately a blind item a couple of months ago. . .
"Which married TV star whose big summer movie just bombed is sleeping with his tennis instructor on the side? His wife has no idea her hubby is scoring on and off the court."
i think there was another one when she was about to find out saying how pissed she was going to be when she found out...which was going to be soon.
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Yesssssss! Wasn't there also something to the story about 'the wife' being a rampant rug muncher??
Those are some mighty big chompers!
Daddy Lohan is the only one that got a hard-on from looking at the horsey lady. Well him and David.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Guys, we have another one!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex
I sent the link to MK...he has to post this!
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
-Fleetwood Mac
Hey now...in defense of the man-slut, I've got the same allergy and don't wear a wedding ring. (I always think people say "Yeah, she SAYS she's married...but where's the ring?")
Then again, while another guy might slip off his ring to get over, David Duchovny doesn't need to wear a ring to let people know he's married...so it's not like he's tricking anyone into sleeping with him. They're just skanks right down to da bone. So to speak.
Submitted by Nicole on October 19, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I'm too lazy to look back and see if anyone else has said it, but does anyone else think this Edit ho looks like White Oprah with a cheap brown wig on? Holy shit.
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If White Oprah, Heidi Fleiss and a donkey had a three-way, this Edit would be their love child...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on October 19, 2008 - 12:42pm.
"Hey, baby. Another Stella? Sure. The tan line? Oh, I have an allergic reaction to metal that prevents me from wearing my wedding ring at times. Hey! Where are you going??"
I'm too lazy to look back and see if anyone else has said it, but does anyone else think this Edit ho looks like White Oprah with a cheap brown wig on? Holy shit.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
O wait. I'm not here!
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That's the best he could do? Reminds me of that Jessica who used to be on Howard Stern's show. The one who brought down the evangelical empire on LI? The even *she* looked better. Oh well, Duchovny isn't exactly gorgeous either.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I liked this line from Duchovny's IMDB profile: "Has an allergic reaction to metal which prevents him from wearing his wedding ring at times."
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LOL!
You always find those lines - I never see that stuff.
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Submitted by kred on October 19, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Yes! Or that runaway bride lady. It's the crazy eyes.
MR. PRESIDEEEEEEEEEENT!!!
I can't find you. I wanted to give you a soccer mom. Who's Alicia Layne?
http://www.ideagrove.com/blog/uploaded_images/Alycia-Lane-soccer-bikini-...
O - that's who!
http://www.phillyblog.com/philly/philadelphians/48451-alycia-lane-jail-l...
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Submitted by .sabrina. on October 19, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Wow. You're good.
But what I want to know is, what the hell kind of name is Edit? Is it an edited form of Edith?
Doesn't she look just like that diaper-wearing astronaut?!?!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008
I liked this line from Duchovny's IMBD profile: "Has an allergic reaction to metal which prevents him from wearing his wedding ring at times."
Oh, I'm so using that.
Maybe she takes out the teeth for bj times.
I liked this line from Duchovny's IMDB profile: "Has an allergic reaction to metal which prevents him from wearing his wedding ring at times."
Submitted by justice on October 19, 2008 - 12:26pm.
It's a womans way of marking her territory.
A woman will put her soiled panties in your attache, but a man will just wipe his dick on the drapes.
overt vs subtle. but men do it too, most assuredly.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
justice, it's not just the men who are doing the cheating. There are men who only like attached women, for the thrill of it.....that is a serious mental issue in itself.
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
-Fleetwood Mac
*GAAAAAAASP!*
I do not have the slightest idea what any of you are talking about!
*runs from room*
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Maybe his badminton coach will come out now and say that she's seen his shuttlecock.
Don't want to hurt the marriage though!
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wow, fugly. and why is she even speaking out? douche!
If he checked in for sex addiction, the cheating can't come as a surprise to his wife (at this point). I hope they get it sorted out. They've got kids and they both seem likeable enough.
On the other hand, Horseface Whorry here should get sent to the glue factory as fast as her widdo hooves can carry her there.
Submitted by angel_i on October 19, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Mrs K! They're badmouthing Alec on the snl thread.
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in my defense I didn't tell her it was YOU ANGEL-i THAT WAS BADMOUTHING ALEC. I just saiy 'they'.
oopsie
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
The Daily Mail paid Edit in logs of wood, so she can finish building her dam.
"I gnawed on his skin carrot"
Hahaha, this is the BEST MK snark post I've ever seen!
Sigh. Just another example of an unattractive woman making up stories to try to feel better about herself.
Tea should shove that tennis racket up bitch's vatinka and twist it.
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Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Mrs K! They're badmouthing Alec on the snl thread.
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LEAVE ALEC ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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I hate these fucking people that say shit. They do the dirt and then come out of nowhere and say shit like "I don't want to hurt his marriage". Bitch.. although you are incapable of physically closing your mouth full of piano keys, at least shut the fuck up and stay the fuck out of sight for the good of all mankind. She must have a mirror in her house, so I am sure she is aware that her shit has NO BUSINESS on the intermaweb or in newspapers.
The same shit happened with David Beckham when he was making extra marital sausage deliveries to his assistant. She gave it the "I don't want to cause any trouble but.. pay me cash and I will tell you everything". That rotten skank kept all the text messages and all that incriminating shit too. Schemers!!
Why is it guy sluts do not do this kind of shit? They just do their thing and go about their business. Girl sluts just love to let the wife/girlfriend know that her man was elsewhere.
Shit.. I am sorry but it actually makes it worse when the woman giving her story looks like she could give a peen head a princess cut finish with those teeth.
*Here Lies Toofy McDentalfloss. She came, she gnawed that x-file dude's peen, she... well, that was the highlight of her life.
--thanks awfully--
this was definately a blind item a couple of months ago. . .
"Which married TV star whose big summer movie just bombed is sleeping with his tennis instructor on the side? His wife has no idea her hubby is scoring on and off the court."
i think there was another one when she was about to find out saying how pissed she was going to be when she found out...which was going to be soon.
theory time! dave has already discontinued his "tennis lessons" as a part of a dropping of all past associations (even if the peeps/ponies blab he won't be caught with them).
newsflash bitch: he just told the world he's a freaking sex addict. we're ALL his friends!
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Mrs K! They're badmouthing Alec on the snl thread.
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