David And The Tennis Instructor
Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach tells the Daily Mail that she has a very special relationship with David Duchovny. Get in line, horsey.
28-year-old Edit Pakay met David last year when she gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club. She said lessons led to them becoming close friends. She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," but it's obvious that's what she's alluding to.
Edit said, "We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man."
When asked if her and David are licking each other's teeth, she said, "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."
Mare, please! Just come out and say that David made you "neeeeeeeeigh" like no other man could.
Mister Edit needs a reality check. I'm sure there's several other tennis coaches, yoga instructors, cocktail waitresses, day-shift strippers and a million other bitches in Los Angeles who can claim having a "very special" friendship with David. The dude is a slave to coochie. It's not personal!
I JUST READ THE DAILYMAIL AND I THINK TEA AND THE BEAVER LOOK VERY SIMILAR.
THE BEAVER IS BRUNETTE... MMMMMHH
TEA HAS A SORT OF BEAVER TEETH MMMMHHH
DD PLEASE RECONSIDER CHANGING THE BEAVER TEETH
AND THE FRIGID THAT USED TO BE YOUR WIFE AND ENJOY ALL THE COOCHIE
MINE IS WAITING FOR YOU MY # 01 800 fuck me hard
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Beaver WHAT? ha ha ha ha LMFAO!!!!
call 1-800 fuck me hard? ha ha ha ha ha ha
*dials* THERE IS NO ANSWER SQUID BRAINZ!
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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 10:25am.
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I thoot that was a bit odd too. xox
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Submitted by lilamorto on October 21, 2008 - 10:22am.
ohhhh-kay...
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If you click on the Daily Mail link, you can see that MK chose her worst possible pic: the one she submitted for her USTA teaching credentials or something. The other pix aren't that bad--certainly less toothy.
Maybe Edit has a few special tricks up her sleeve. She's got great teeth.
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Yeah but... Gigi, she already ratted him out to the press!
And she's a fool if she thinks she's got something 'special' with the dude! He's a SEX ADDICT for crying out loud! He would screw roadkill!!!
She is like the BEST person to have an affair with:
She's sweet so she wont rat you out to the press
She's not used to getting hit on my hollywood celbs, so she's more likely to believe any lies of wanting to be together forever.
She's young and athletic.
Because she's not a celeb, she'll cater to your ego and won't fight for the spotlight. No competition.
Her face says, "I'll always be available for you."
WHAT? He is pretty hot and she looks like Ed the talking horse. Her name is Edit? Where do people get these names from? Edit? that's not a name, don't be silly.
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David has the most interesting taste in women. Eww.
Holy Teeth, Batman!
she needs two faces to accomodate those chompers.
I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt that maybe she was having a bad teef day in MK's photo but no, she's all teef in another photo:
http://lmulions.cstv.com/sports/c-track/mtt/pakay_edit00.html
It says she was born in Hungary. I'm not even touching that one....
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kiwikim, the married man is named Chris Thompson. He left his wife for Tea. He created the show "The Naked Truth" for Tea. But after the show switched networks from ABC to NBC and didn't do well, she left Chris for David Duchovny. She then married David about six weeks later I believe. She was married to her first husband, director Neil Tardio, from 1993-95. "The Naked Truth" was from 1996-1998. Now I'm wondering if she left her first husband for the married producer Chris Thompson who created two shows for her.
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Submitted by PSB on October 20, 2008 - 4:41am.
Tea Leoni was the other woman many years ago when she was dating the producer of one of her sitcoms.
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You need to tell us more. I wish karma worked like you believe it does. Holie Angelina would be shaking right now along with the other half of the world. Gets me thinking about Monica Lewinsky. What ever happened to that ho? Last I saw her she was selling purses or something. She should have been selling cigars.
I always used to think Duchovony was hot when the X-Files was on TV. If I had known he was so available...I would have turned myself into a groupie.
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OMG MK, ...damn I cant stop laughing at this shit.
Tea Leoni was the other woman many years ago when she was dating the producer of one of her sitcoms. The show bombed but he got her another show and that didn't do well either. It was a very public affair that ended his marriage. I know that has nothing to do with her now but she should have known screwing around with another woman's husband would come back to bite her in the ass one day.
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"Mare, please" should become a permanent Dlisted subcategory!
Really, facial attractiveness is overrated
when it comes to sexy times. If its nice down stairs
thats all that matters
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Submitted by its six thirty ... on October 20, 2008 - 1:16am.
shit! who here hasn't had sex with him?
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If I did I don't want to know about it. Please keep that embarrassing shit on beta where it belongs to stay.
shit! who here hasn't had sex with him?
I'm not buying 'GUMby's story. No way he'd be with this horseface when he's been married to someone so pretty and different looking like Tea.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 20, 2008 - 12:50am.
Right on, DListed guy!
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Yeah! RIGHT ON DListed GUY!
i guess david likes to hit it from behind
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Right on, DListed guy!
Horse face...like a human nutcracker must have caught Du-cup-ney in a weak moment or two,three...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 19, 2008 - 8:55pm.
pwned!
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R.I.P. Rupert!
omigod. the spammer. finally we have someone who might have actually joined that thing! haha
the name edit... someone said earlier that her name is hungarian.
maybe she is foreign and doesn't know the ways of the american male? edit I don't care what he told you but dominos is not "date food".
dd went there with this fug big toothed thing.....i have no words...
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So DD likes the trannies, big deal. (Edit Patay is a tranny name if ever I heard one.)
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
Her name is "Edit"? That HAS to be a joke.
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MK your a genius! Thanks for making me laugh like a loon. Funny, funny stuff. Even if it's at the expense of Mister Edit!
You should hear what Duchovny did with the ball girl.
Ok whores, lets get real...ANY OF YOU v. Edit in a corn cob eating contest...Yeah, I thought so...LOOSERS....JELLY H8ERS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
im sad, im about to cry... but i was expecting more from DD who the hell could bang that or those beaver uhh aghh grooossssss!!!
That woman's face is a double-fault.
Looks like just another menial trying to get in on the action. I am calling Bullshit on www.howlegit.com
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Ouuu, baby pancakes. I know what to do with them. But Aussies prolly treat em with Vegemite, right?
Yeah, it was warm then but no worse than L.A.
Edit makes Tea look hot. T. should send that racket whacker a thank you note.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Oh, cool, I was there, but must have missed the arcade. I was there by chance for Australia Day, when a bunch of tall ships with cannons sailed thru the harbour under the bridge.
I looked up pikelets. They sound good. I guessed they might be mackerel-like fish. :)
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Hah! Fish pikelets. It'll never take off. Australia day in Australia - 26th of January. Hmmm, you gotta have been sweating like a freaking pikelet, sorry, piglet.
Share this plate of pikelets with Joe Schmoe will ya? Bitch is stuck in Canucka.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Oh, cool, I was there, but must have missed the arcade. I was there by chance for Australia Day, when a bunch of tall ships with cannons sailed thru the harbour under the bridge.
I looked up pikelets. They sound good. I guessed they might be mackerel-like fish. :)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Her mouth IS a bowling alley - it could be Luna Park in Sydney...
Classic pic. Where in Sydney is that (I was there once, briefly)?
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It's in Sydney, at Milson's Point just under the northern end of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Great place to spend new years eve. I must correct myself however, I was there in 1998, not 1999. It was fab because it was a trial for the 1999/2000 fireworks on the Harbour Bridge - and the Sydney Olympics - tellin ya, it was 'mazing.
@Joe, sorry bout that dude. I'm on my sixth pikelet. The pikelet can also double as a tear absorbent.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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*Running from the room wailing*
Does that answer your question?
Plus our kitten was called "Pikelet"
*Recommencing wailing*
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Her mouth IS a bowling alley - it could be Luna Park in Sydney...
Classic pic. Where in Sydney is that (I was there once, briefly)?
Hey Joe, my neighbour just cooked a pile of pikelets and passed a plate over the fence! They're still warm, now how homesick do ya feel??
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 6:49pm
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Yes I hear you. I'm not fond of hurling people in general. In his case though, he had the good grace to aim away from me. Ouuu the Ekka...that's a whole other story..
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 19, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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Woot! I loved Luna Park! I had my 13th birthday there and frenchkissed a guy on the Octopus. He hurled shortly after, but I didn't take it personally.
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I would have punched him. I *hate* hurling guys. That's why I stopped going to the Ekka.
I spent new year eve 1999 at Luna Park, watching the fireworks on Sydney Harbour Bridge while listening to Prince "Party Like it's 1999" good times, no one hurled.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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Woot! I loved Luna Park! I had my 13th birthday there and frenchkissed a guy on the Octopus. He hurled shortly after, but I didn't take it personally.
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Good question......... why do men who cheat pick butt-fucking-ugly-bitches?
Bc/ those kind of girls will have SEX w/ anything that comes around
Bc/ men don't have the confidence to pick up normal looking girls. After so many years of marraige men would SCREW anything.