The Brawny Man Called, He Wants His Shirt Back
You're not Marylin Monroe, you're not Jessica fucking Simpson or silicone laden Pammy Anderson. Fuck, Heidi! Be yourself. Oh wait, you can't do that, because you're not nearly interesting enough for anyone to pay attention to for more than two minutes...... Wait, I'm paying attention to her.....but just ignore that unimportant fact and let's continue hating her.
And another thing, Heidi! Tell Ceiling Eyes to keep her shirt on, because her eyes aren't the only thing staring at the ceiling. Don't know what I mean? Look up some of her earlier "artistic" work.
Here's the little piece of walking peroxide soaked trash and the equally annoying wad of Nice N' Easy brunette shooting scenes for The Hills at The Grove in L.A. yesterday. Heidi is probably telling Ceiling Eyes how much she loooooves Twatty Pratt and can't wait to marry him in a fake wedding. That's obviously a bunch of caca. She doesn't fake love Twatty. If she did, she wouldn't be (NSFW) trolling craigslist for casual fuck sessions!
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They have some cute stuff, thanks zomay!
Zoom!! the names they give to stuff at that site! oy.
A Big Re-leaf Fruit Basket
Spread the News Fruit Basket
Let Freedom Ring Basket
Breadwinner Basket
Green as Grass Basket
Moral Fiber Basket
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BOO!
Sandbitch - it's nice, it's different, it's unewesual!
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good choice zoom! they have nice stuff. very unique.
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Rosemary, here is a good place to buy bags and other things. Very cute stuff. That way you can balance out your purchases. :)
http://worldofgood.ebay.com/home
http://www.originalgood.com/
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
ty zomay =)
Just to let you know, I've never bought anything by Paris Hilton, If that helps.
lol, i'm sorry lol
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Sandbitch - stain it and ebay it.
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Hehe tits, I'll give it the Lewinsky treatment, then flog it on ebay.
L@@K
Mrs Pitt Spaghetti Top, black, complete with super sperm, white.
Bid now with confidence.
rosemary, rosemary, rosemary - you need to go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
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Jessica simpson shoes are uncomfortable but some of the cutest shoes out there.....I can bare ly wear the boots i bought, but the comments on zappos about her shoes all say "i love your shoes they fit great i wear them everyday" blah blah, i don't know what htey are talking about. But they are cute shoes.
LOL yeah i bought one pair of jessica simpson shoes. But you know she isn't going away period. Not for at least a few years.
Sandbitch - stain it and ebay it.
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Oh I won't be tempted again, there's no way she'll come out with something that cute again. That was her lucky day whenever that bag happened. Everything else she has looks like knockoffs. that bag probably is too I just haven't see exactly that bag.
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Luggage AND a holiday.
ADDED:
Mrs Pitt was in unworn pristine condition and only $3.50. I just *HAD* to get it, dint I...
Actually Tittay, it's not a T, it has spaghetti cat straps. It's cute!
Who wants it??
Rosemary, if you are tempted again, RESIST. If people buy her shit, she'll NEVER go away!
wait, didn't you buy Jessica Simpson shoes too? LOL
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I want to thank you for your generosity, the love and the honesty that you gave me
I want to thank you, show my gratitude, my love and my respect for you,
I wanna thank you
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Her clothes are that expensive. I don't buy her clothes. I just wanted her handbag.
I have something to admit, too. I just bought a set of Audrina Patridge ceiling tiles.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Honestly I don't know how they can justify the price when it's only Lauren conrad, a brand new "designer". It is with Linea Pelle (did I spell it right). But still.
Rosemary - you spent $297 on a PURSE? I would hesitate to spend that much for an entire set of luggage let alone a purse.
How can they justify that price? Did it come with $247 cash inside?
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297, i had a coupon lol
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 3:43pm.
I have something to admit. I was in a charity shop last week and found a black T-shirt with "MRS PITT" printed on the front. I bought it.
I'm not kidding :)
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was it stained?
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Rosemary :D
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
lol
I have something to admit. I was in a charity shop last week and found a black T-shirt with "MRS PITT" printed on the front. I bought it.
I'm not kidding :)
lol zomay, that makes me feel better =) thanks
Rosemary! SHAME ON YOU!
At least Solange is only getting $1.98 from me!
heehhee
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I want to thank you for your generosity, the love and the honesty that you gave me
I want to thank you, show my gratitude, my love and my respect for you,
I wanna thank you
-Natalie Merchant
Rosemary on October 19, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I have something to admit. I bought the LC tote. The one by LP. But god, I did it cause it is so cute. And don't forget she didn't really design it i'm sure. But a lot of the money goes to her pocket of course that pisses me off. But I'm sure LP really designed it, which LP does a great job at designing handbags and I think the LC tote is their cheapest one. Also I found a coupon to get it for 297 instead of 350. Look at it before you jump me and call me names!
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Hehehheeee, it is okay. If it makes you feel better, I will admit something too. I actually like the new fragrance for women from the Beckham's. Yes I do. :(
I have something to admit. I bought the LC tote. The one by LP. But god, I did it cause it is so cute. And don't forget she didn't really design it i'm sure. But a lot of the money goes to her pocket of course that pisses me off. But I'm sure LP really designed it, which LP does a great job at designing handbags and I think the LC tote is their cheapest one. Also I found a coupon to get it for 297 instead of 350. Look at it before you jump me and call me names!
Ceiling Eyes is totally hot when she has sunglasses on. When she takes them off, well... she looks a little too "special" for my taste.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Where's the crew member who's supposed to strap on Heidi's feedbag?
Those clothes didn't work in the 80's and they don't work now.
I wish a fly would have flown in her mouth
Who the fuck is Marylin Monroe?
Submitted by rook: "looking at those ceiling eyes pics... do a lot of 19 yr olds have fake tits? or just in hollywood?"
They're pretty much everywhere. You can spot the type of girl who gets them, though. If a girl is carrying a Louis Vuitton, wearing sweats with the word "Pink" across the ass and showcasing her tits, they're probably fake.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 19, 2008 - 9:30am.
Hahahahaha! The mention of Kaiserin & Britney made me giggle. Hooly! I used to call those monologues *The Shitney Manifestos*.
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i know! we should have saved those priceless "I hate you, bitch!!!" manifestos, just as we should have saved Comingback's rants.
*sigh*
ahhh, them good ole days...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 19, 2008 - 9:26am.
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Hahahahaha! The mention of Kaiserin & Britney made me giggle. Hooly! I used to call those monologues *The Shitney Manifestos*.
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
since none of them LA sluts would do it, i'm gonna have to fly my ass over to LA and fix that damn Ceiling Eyes. I have gotten to hate her with the kind of hate Kaiserin had for Britney (memba?)
The other one, i'll ship it to Make a Wish. There's gotta be a little girl wishing for a pony.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Shit, I'm not normally one to jump in with the horse comments, but if I were her, I'd go out of my way to consciously remember not to say whatever the hell it is she's saying after viewing that pic. Damn.
Submitted by Miss November on October 19, 2008 - 5:56am.
Her mouth is wide open! Quick someone give her an apple or a carrot! neeeiiigh bitch neeeeigh!
Gold!!! LMAO!!
That ain't the Brawny man's shirt. That's Mrs. Claus's honeymoon nightie.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
"So, Audie, Spencer sez I need Scarlet's table for my next music video. Do you think she broke that bitch?"
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--George Hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
Her mouth is wide open! Quick someone give her an apple or a carrot! neeeiiigh bitch neeeeigh!
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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Gross.... why does she think she can wear anything and get away with it...I pray that she will go away and just fuck off to what ever black hole she came from.
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Rugby Hotties!
Wtf are they wearing? Spencer let Heidi out of her cage and didn't go with her? He better tighten that leash.
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
There once was a girl named Twit
Her show was a pile of shit
Too trashy to mention
She whored for attention
Her 15 are up, and thats it.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
I finally stopped watching that damn sh-t show, but still cannot bring myself to erase it from my recorder. What's wrong with me!
jizzon, my friend, jizzon
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Submitted by jussayin on October 19, 2008 - 2:02am.
*visiting Orbitz.com"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 19, 2008 - 12:19am
I'll do it.
Think she can hold that pose for a while?
...seems to me her face is stuck in that position, nothing but space and opportunity there
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