Would You Hit It?
Usually when I ask the age old question "Would You Hit It?", I'm referring to a bitch with a dick. This has prompted some coochie lovers to write me and ask why I'm forgetting about them. Well, cooze lickers, this one's one for you. Although, I'm not sure what's really left of Tara Reid's vaginal area. I think parts of it were removed to reconstruct her falling stomach. Her stomach still looks like Mischa Barton's oatmeal thighs.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to say that I would definitely not get with this shit. More for you! Don't get me wrong, I would go lesbo for certain chicks, but this trick is not the one. I'd rather make out with a cold bowl of butterless grits.
Here's Tara and her traumatized body parts aimlessly wandering around Miami yesterday.
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umm, that would be a big NO! im a drunk dlisted slut, quite drunk.
Her stomach is so sad. Even her belly button looks depressed.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
I feel sorry for this girl. I bet her drunkeness is genetic and really hard to get a handle on especially in such a party town. Just seeing that she is sporting a two piece bathing suit speaks volumes about her connection with reality. I felt really bad for her when she was denied access to a trendy nightspot on camera and in front of everyone. Tara should remember that the world loves a good comeback story and is very forgiving. Please see SOMEONE, a professional.
what's going on with her stomach???! *shocked*
Das Leben ist ne Nutte fickt gerne Herzen...
i cannot believe someone would pay money to get their body screwed up like that.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 19, 2008 - 10:29am.
I thought she got her porridge pot fixed?!!
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LMAO
She has the body of an 80 year old woman
I thought she got her porridge pot fixed?!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Her sexy belly chain must have fallen off (or slithered away in self-defense).
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
I clearly remember her bragging about her body years ago, and I remember because I thought it was already a fug one and couldn't believe she was saying that. She wore those vulgarly low low rise jeans constantly and said she said she was lucky she had a body that would look good in them. But I despised having to see her pictures cause she was exposing the ugliest part of herself. She has no shape, so her lower ab area look like a guys, with the belly swelling farther out than the hip bones, making it look like it was leading to penis. Argh, I don't know how to describe it, but pink had it too. It's a man body. Looks like it's covered with mangled flesh now, and oh my god - it's so much worse!
Added to the white trash neon green bikini and damn that is all sorts of nast!
she's got a bad case of white girl no-ass
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 19, 2008 - 12:35am.
Could be worse, at least she doesn't have Audrina's poorly aimed titties, they just have bologna nips.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
***Submitted by Alex222 on October 18, 2008 - 9:54pm.
She is not that bad looking. How many of you have perfect bodies/flat stomach's? Now her face is fugly.***
You must be the moronic plasic surgeon who did her tits and lipo.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
She looks TARA-BULL...........sorry guys, had to say it!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Alex222 on October 18, 2008 - 9:54pm.
She is not that bad looking. How many of you have perfect bodies/flat stomach's? Now her face is fugly.
....I don't but at least I didn't pay anyone good money to jack my shit up either!
And like someone said she actually looked pretty good in her natural state, very attractive once. So that's even more tragic!
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
her breasts look painfull/ She should try to wear one piece with a breast lift built in .she will look much better.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Your avie still has better abs than Tara Reid, and the tan looks more realistic too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TITS, hahahaha! I am just really amused by everything right now, so as we would say on The Rock... "FILL YER BOOTS!"
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
A cold bowl of butterless grits would be a hell of lot more fun than Tara Reid.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
IG - OOOoooOOOOOh it's a turkey! Funny I didn't look for a face, and I'm a girl.
guess i should bring back my scary avatar now too eh?
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
TITS, my avie and I were a little late with Thanksgiving this year. Shit happens.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 10:31pm.
So long as the demand for back bacon remains high, Canada will be just fine. Their only other exports are cold, arctic air and Celine Dion CDs.
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Shit. You mean Little Mosque on the Prairie is off the air?
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
@IG - looks like the lady in your avatar has a full load in her drawers.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:31pm.
double post shit
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double the kittehs double the scratches.
your avie twice on the screen does things to my brain pan.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Damn, what's her excuse for that fucked up stomache? She got no kids to blame.
And those titties only a bad porn actor would love...(sigh). This bitch is wasted, beyond repair!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 10:31pm.
hahahahaha. Hey, my fav peeps on this here blog are Canadians.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 10:20pm.
So long as the demand for back bacon remains high, Canada will be just fine. Their only other exports are cold, arctic air and Celine Dion CDs.
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SHADDUP!
We gots maple syrup, hockey and all the good butch lesbo singers too! And Robin Williams hides here.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 10:20pm.
So long as the demand for back bacon remains high, Canada will be just fine. Their only other exports are cold, arctic air and Celine Dion CDs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 10:23pm.
Sorry about pooping on your party. I like a nice cyclical correction every so often. It's like a wildfire: clears out the dead underbrush. Then we all duly study the lesson, retain it for a few years, then forget it before the cycle repeats itself.
Is that because of lipo?? She's too young to look like that! She needs a tankini or one piece and a sarong. Stat!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Angel, hun, I doubt that. However prudent Canadialanders were, bad financial shit here travels worldwide in a big hurry
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Well, of course we'll be affected. Just not as bad as we could have been is all I"m saying.
Party pooper.
;p
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Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Angel, hun, I doubt that. However prudent Canadialanders were, bad financial shit here travels worldwide in a big hurry.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 9:26pm.
LCT-- Just out of curiosity: How bad is Canada laughing at us?
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It's pretty funny, actually.
I was just talking to a banker today who was saying the fall out from your little fiasco over there will just barely touch us as we had decided to play it safe. Apparently, we were hemming and hawing about whether to join in the mortgage fun and, ultimately, we said no.
We have no big lay-offs in sight and they think it might actually good for Canadian-owned business.
*whew!*
PS. Please keep in mind that I know nothing. This is all hearsay.
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Submitted by Alex222 on October 18, 2008 - 9:54pm.
She is not that bad looking. How many of you have perfect bodies/flat stomach's? Now her face is fugly.
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I do. But my face is also fugly. :)
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You're never too old to become younger.
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She is not that bad looking. How many of you have perfect bodies/flat stomach's? Now her face is fugly.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:41pm
I remember, you told me. sorry I get my Mikes confused. Anyhoo, they are starting a new bunch of routes across from Five Fingers area in the lower gorge. Its called "Got Stump" and its great for mixed.
Im off to read....thx for the heads up on the article. Im not much for traumas after the '96 drama on Everest. Neil is an ex, and Charlotte a friend.
sorry to hijack your threadm, everyone...
Sleep well and give the NC hell!
xoxoxox,
BB
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 18, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Maybe. I have been 4X. I have a bad left wing now that needs to be worked on.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 8:37pm.
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Sheeps...
Come out here for the Ice Festival, and let me give you a kick in the rear side climing baby! It would really be fun. The ice park is getting geared up, I saw today when I took my son to his dads.
I havent read the article, its actually sitting in my car, Ill read it tonite. thx for the heads up.
Ill try to find the issue latest one of RI, Marmot, with a photo so you can put my name with a face.
I really need to jet..I have physical therapy for my shoulder tomorrow. Sheeps, Ill email you~sorry I dont check MS much.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
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No,I would def not hit this!She should invest in a one piece bathing suit to cover up that mess.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:30pm.
HAHAHA.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:05pm.
HHmmmm. Only if you scrape the suntan oil, sand and bellybutton lint off first.
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MTC, *phew*!
*wipes off beads of sweat*
For a hot, stinky minut there, I [befuddled as iyam] thought you were going to insist I get rid of the smell of burnt rubber, tar, clorox and silicone. Suntan oil, sand and bellybutton lint are a no-brainer for me. DONE.
double post shit
LCT-- Just out of curiosity: How bad is Canada laughing at us? I am personally horrified at the prospect of this election playing out, and I respect your opinion. How bad do we look?
Damn. Bitch's self-confidence is a bit misplaced.
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Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:05pm.
HHmmmm. Only if you scrape the suntan oil, sand and bellybutton lint off first.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 8:58pm.
On topic: uncooked pizza dough anyone?
MTC, slather some grease, sauce, meat and cheese and you got sumpin'. Don't nuke though. Gross and rubbery.
I don't understand why she doesn't get that shit fixed. Do a stomach lift and remake her belly button. Is she that poor?
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She's a mess, but she's not any worse than Shitney, who seems to be enjoying her umpteenth "comeback" right now.
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
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Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 8:55pm
RAWR!!
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