Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch
Every hour there's a new story about Guy and Vadge's dirty divorce. You know Vadge is busting loads of panty pudding over all the publicity. She probably lays all the newspaper clippings out on the bed and rubs her roid-cooze all over them. Attention should be that bitch's third husband. That marriage would last forever.
There's a lot of stories and rumors out there, so I'm just going to break it down for you in list form. Lists make everything seem so dramatic. So do exclamation points, so I'll throw lots of those in.
V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
V completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! G had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! V doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!
V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
V turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for G.
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
G told V that she sucks as an actress!
G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
G wants Rocco to live with him in London! V wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!
Cue dramatic chipmunk! In addition to all these not-so-shocking claims, Guy's old daddy is speaking out about Vadge calling his son "emotionally retarded" at a concert in Boston. 78-year-old John Ritchie tells The Daily Mail, 'She is being beastly. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."
Pepaw Ritchie better watch it. That beast can tear him into a million pieces with just one swipe from her titanium labia lips of death!
Click here, here and here if you want to read more about this shit. I'm sure 50 new rumors will pop up as soon as I hit publish.
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Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 12:57pm.
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None. Except I work in that field and deal with stuff like that on a daily basis so I'm interested to see what English courts do.
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Lock stock..Hit..
Snatch..Hit..
Swept away..Tanked..Starring Vadge..I rest my case..
@PSL..Not sharing your Rolo's is grounds for divorce..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
I blame Kabbalah!
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*Every* single pic I've seen of Weenie and Vadge, he's got her by the arm, like a Bobby. Weird.
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JoeSchmoe - what relevance do canadian courts have to this story? Non sequitur much?
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny! ==> Vadge...you ARE a granny come on! he's just telling you the truth!!
you will be more beautiful if you just embrace your age. you can still be beautiful and full of life yet embracing the age! My grandma is beautiful and full of life yet she is so faraway from Granny V's image..
Putsomestank on it had the right idea last night:
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 17, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Seems to me Guy never wanted to adopt David that was all Vadge's doing. I feel bad for the kid. Lourdes should go with Vadge since her father is in NYC and Rocco should stay with his dad. And David should take his trust fund back to his village and help his dad and the local villagers out with the money. Win win win.
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Mornin' MK and the rest of you Sexy Ho's! Sheepskin in da house. *atomic wedgie*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Thornhill on October 18, 2008 - 12:51pm.
G told V that she sucks as an actress! Oh no he didn't. The truth is a bitter pill to swallow. Thats why he aint made a film in five years coz he knew she would want to be in it..
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maybe she wouldn;t share her Rolos, and that us the real reason he is so pissed....:)
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Wow. Just WOW!!! Never seen dramatic chipmunk before! Looks a bit like a hamster.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
V is worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on October 18, 2008 - 12:52pm.
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Mrs Campbell, I'm sure by now that piece of meat has been well and truly pulverized by Vadge.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Right? Poor me! Poor me! Pour me another drink!
Memaw crotch!!!!!?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This sort of made me like Guy. It's like he got the chance to say to Madonna what we all think of her.
But I don't think her plastic surgery was to look younger for Guy. It was an effort to fight Father Time and keep her granny-lookin' ass relevant.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 12:50pm.
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*giggle* I was referring to the stick in his ass.
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Please, no more newsies about icky VadgeStinkyfish!
Tell us about Guy, namely Guy naked and Guy's uncut sizemeat!
Are there nude photos of Guy?
@joe shmoe: i haven't been studying this, but i think g has...he knows he doesn't want his head smashed between those iron vices grips known as v's thighs, so he's probably been slipping shit in v's soy for a while...
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G told V that she sucks as an actress! Oh no he didn't. The truth is a bitter pill to swallow. Thats why he aint made a film in five years coz he knew she would want to be in it..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Someone get these two a reality check. Goodness. A little boy was taken by mexican drug dealers because his grandpa stole money from them. Now that little boy is either dead or being tortured. Fuck you rich, spoiled people for thinking your "problems" are important. FUCK YOU.
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Submitted by Deb on October 18, 2008 - 12:48pm.
OK, this is Psychology 101, but NOBODY can MAKE you feel worthless, etc
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Tell that to Nikki whatserface from American Idol....heehee
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I'm not sure omega-enriched fishsticks qualify as pub food. *going to my happy fish place*
Hmm *beastly*..what a great word.
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OK, this is Psychology 101, but NOBODY can MAKE you feel worthless, etc. My one younger sister has been pulling that "You make me feel bad about myself" crap on me for years. Such a cop-out.
Obviously, V has very deep issues in the self-worth department that were there long before she snagged G.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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You mean the fishstick?
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Reading all this doesn't surprise me. I mean after reading her Brother's book " Life with my sister madonna" it really painted a clear picture of who this woman might be. Their are qualities that make you admire and love her but then you clearly see she is a opportunistic , insecure, and controlling.
I came into this world to live out-loud
But I thought Madonna was a classy English lady now! What is all this with her name-calling and constantly going to the press with accusatory sound bites? Why, she really IS an immature brat after all. Who knew?
Her publicist denied, denied, denied for months even though the writing was on the wall. I wonder if Vadge plans her bowel movements down to the minute? WWII probably had less plotting and planning.
I think Guy should get an honorary Nobel Peace Prize. He was dumb for marrying this skank in the first place, but he hung in there like a trooper.
Submitted by letinstar on October 18, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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Hahahaha! You're making me nervous, you sound like you've put considerable thought into this. I'm great. Should be studying. Damn dlisted.
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Maybe Ritchie can now hang out with Beckham, commiserate over some pub food about their annoying wifies, and help Beckham get the stick out of his ass?
Submitted by snippy on October 18, 2008 - 12:39pm.
And I hope the courts let Guy keep Rocco. It's the poor kids only chance at coming out normal. He was born in the UK, and Lourdes is just a half-sibling, so it would be cruel to rip him from his father and grandparents in his homeland.
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Umm, my half brother was born when I was six and I never think of him as anything less than my BROTHER. Obviously he and Lourdes were raised as siblings. That's kind of like saying "Lourdes is just an adopted sibling, so that's fine!"
As much as I disagree with the way V apparently lords over her children, I think she and Guy should get split custody and I highly doubt they would separate the siblings,
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
did you see jane widlen from the go-go's on the surreal life? she's still adorable!
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@joe shmoe: g could slip something i v's soy protein shake to make her sluggish before going maniac on her...it's the only way...(how the heck are you)
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I believe one day one partner in a celebrity breakup will just tell the press that everything the other partner says about them is true, that they don't want anything from the other and will never speak of the marriage ever just to get the fuck away from that person.
Also, I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Madonna wanted to have my babies,' Dennis Rodman, 44, writes in his autobiography I Should Be Dead By Now.
'Here's how far it went. One time I was in Las Vegas at the craps table doing my thing when I got this frantic call. It was like the "somebody died call" from New York.
' I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, "I'm ovulating, I'm ovulating. Get your ass up here".
UGH I don't think NYC can handle that nasty old cunt again. If Madonna and Tommy Girl are all in the city at the same time, a new dimension of black hole ego might open up.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
And I hope the courts let Guy keep Rocco. It's the poor kids only chance at coming out normal. He was born in the UK, and Lourdes is just a half-sibling, so it would be cruel to rip him from his father and grandparents in his homeland.
This custody battle might be even more entertaining than the Bassinger-Baldwin bash!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
So many of the eighties girl stars stayed cool, you know? the go gos, debby harry, at stevie nicks, I mean, they kept it real, and are still cute and normal.
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I know, right? Wow - I hadn't really thought of that before...
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I love how since Madonna eats organic hay and drinks barley soy shakes and works out a million hours a day, she forces her entire family to do the same so she doesn't have to suffer AT HER OWN HANDS alone.
I guarantee you if I had her kind of money I wouldn't be restricting my life to the point of almost being a prisoner in my own body so I could be skinny enough to thrust my ancient vagina toward the masses.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by TT99 on October 18, 2008 - 12:31pm.
How many minutes until Madge hugs it out with her brother Michael? 10, 9 , 8, 7....
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FOUR, silly!
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
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She does! LOL!
Also...I KNEW it! I KNEW it!
When he said, at her birthday, she looked just as beautiful as the day they met that was a dig. I knew it.
AND also, GO MADONNA! This is one of the reasons I love her - she'll insult him in a multitude of ways - you thinks she's gonna stop at calling him an emotional retard onstage. Pfft! She's just getting started!
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So many of the eighties girl stars stayed cool, you know? the go gos, debby harry, at stevie nicks, I mean, they kept it real, and are still cute and normal. Madge here just let it all go to her head way to much and got so into staying young, whilst those around her aged gracefully and still look good.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
But V IS worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure, and sucks as an actress. G was just keepin' it real.
I bet her kids are going to hate her and be wild sugar consuming, television watching freaks as soon as they are on their own. Then they will write tell-all books for cash after she cuts them off.
So he told her the truth that she cant act worth a shit...it is the truth right?
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Both my Grannies look better than Vadge, and they're both dead. And have been...for years.
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--Geroge hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
Isn't that dramatic prairie dog?
anyhow, I believe Guy, cannot imagine living with this selfobsessed bitch.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
How many minutes until Madge hugs it out with her brother Michael? 10, 9 , 8, 7....
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I still think that Lourdes will either kill V in her sleep one day or talk Rocco into doing it! Just look at Lourdes' eyes in photos...she looks like she hates V with a bloody passion.
Submitted by letinstar on October 18, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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She could take him one arm tied behind her back that's why. (how ya been letinstar?)
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V will have to hire a dialect coach to lose her faux British accent if she's planning on moving back to N.Y. G should have given her the damn UK properties and moved here. I don't think I'll be able to handle all the V sightings :(
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
I was over this shit before it began. Don't like either of them, especially Vadge.
v doesn't allow tv...i'm surprised g didn't blungeon v to death on that alone....
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Interesting to see what happens what the English courts ruling on allowing Rocco to stay with Guy in England. Canadian courts don't like splitting siblings unless there's really extreme problems keeping them together.
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