Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch

@Euphoria...The neck and hands are the hardest to hide. They are a dead give-away..

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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..

I have a mental image of Guy burning his white Kabballah outfit, sitting on the ugly lounger he just ordered and watching a Sean Penn film on the telly as he hoists a pint. All the forbidden foods before him like some crazed closet eater. Because honestly, I worked with this woman who nagged me about my Diet Pepsi drinking all the time and I realized that if I lived with somebody like that, it's the small issues that would make me snap and run amuk. Damned hall monitors.

What the HELL is a garlic orgy?

"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn

Submitted by Thornhill on October 18, 2008 - 1:47pm.
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I actually saw a procedure on the telly for that. It was disgusting and involved shooting some sort of filler into each hand. It actually worked but looked hella painful and gross to watch.

Submitted by dementa on October 18, 2008 - 1:47pm.

"V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!"

That would be enough to provoke divorce proceedings from any man.

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Oh i dunno. I once had a spring roll thing that was wrapped in a rice 'wrapper' thing (anyone seen my brain?). It was like a big dick wrapped in a friendly condom. That's how I think of her in that get up.

I doubt she comes with a zesty peanut dipping sauce though. Shame really. That could have kept the marriage together.

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

IT girl, couldn't you just eat that stuff? Be cheaper, and better too!

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

"V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!"

Well, DUUUUUUUUHHHHHH...

"V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!"

That would be enough to provoke divorce proceedings from any man.

"V completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! G had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! V doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!"

Yup, that's also grounds for divorce. I mean I think it's fine if one of the parents wants to livethat kind of life but NOT on their spouse and NOT on any kids old enough to make their own decisions.

"V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!"

She's terrified the kids will all see what a fleshy fat whore she used to be, and what a dried-up desperate whore she is now.

"When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!"

They might slip some MILK or SUGAR into something, those depraved meanies!

"V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!"

Only two? Looking at her Gollumesque physique, I would have thought it was more like six.

"V turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for G."

Well, there's a shocker. Her suddenly wrinkle-free face and giant protruding cheeks didn't tip us off at all.

Not that I think it's for G. She did it because she's terrified of getting old.

"G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!"

Oh boo hoo. Of course, next to him she DOES look like a granny -- and that's when she's spent hours with makeup and hair personnel.

"G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!"

Maybe if she didn't make him wear the "Guy is the Queen's Bitch" T-shirt around the house, he wouldn't respond in kind. After all, what he did is way worse than snipping off his testicles and keeping them in a jar.

"G told V that she sucks as an actress!"

In other words, she wants a divorce cuz he told her the truth people have known for the past twenty years. Oh, poor her.

"G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!"

Sounds like a typical hubby to me. And I don't buy for a minute that Mad Madge doesn't make fun of him to HER friends (remember the "emotionally retarded" jab in her PUBLIC CONCERT?) and she probably lusts after every teenage boy to come her way.

Oh, and obviously checking out other women is WAY worse than humping A-Rod.

"G wants Rocco to live with him in London! V wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!"

How dare he, want his ONLY CHILD to live in the country he's always lived in, rather than being dragged along with his child-collecting, vagina-waving mom.

"G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!"

He deserves it all for putting up with her.

She has Granny hands. Kind of hard to hide that with plastic surgery...

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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..

Submitted by forever.now on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.

I went about 7 years with no processed foods or meats of any kind. Discovered that meat eaters stink. You can smell that shit on people. I bet M can smell sugar on people. It all comes out in the pores.

Think about the last time you really had a garlic orgy, and the next morning you could probably smell it on your facial oils (t zone).

Those kids get away with nothing.

I can understand why she left the room when steak and kidney pie was served. When I was a veg I would have vomited smelling that.

Curse you bacon. You temptress.

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

Submitted by forever.now on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.

I have tried some stuff called barley green. it is supposed to be very healthy but omigod it is gross! I even tried putting it in grape juice.

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Oh! I've seen that nasty stuff in the health food store. I need more greens in my diet, but couldn't bring myself to try it.

Instead, I take this multivitamin called Alive. It supposedly has all the good stuff from fruits, veggies, and greens, plus vitamins, minerals, EFAs, bioflavinoids, and on and on. I take it in pill form, but it does come in liquid and a powder (shake) version, too, that is supposedly very good. I've noticed a huge difference in my hair and skin since I started taking it about a year and a half ago.

I don't work for them or anything. I just really, really like it.

good stuff (CELEB)divorces...

Well...Vadge *does* look like a granny and she *is* a lousy actress. If your husband can't tell you this stuff, who can?

I think Guy is lucky to have made it out alive with his balls intact. And if I were him I'd fight tooth and nail to get custody of his son - imagine that poor kid being raised solely by that harpy, er, the slew of nannies that harpy will hire. Ick. And that poor African kid - taking bets now that Vadge will ship him back to his poor mother now that the divorce publicity machine is working so well. Little David has become superfluous.

triscuit, beating yourself up doesn't so anyone any good.
Take CARE of yourself, and be kind to yourself.

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

Every once in a while,I have to feel sorry for my stoopid self.
Thanks PSL♥

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 1:23pm
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Ok seriously that's making my eyes water. You don't really do you?

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I'll bet your claaaaasy neighbors do though.....heehee

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
Well maybe, just maybe, if she removed the Strap-on b4 retiring to bed...

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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..

Why would you go to all that effort to be something you are not? She'd be better off 20 pounds heavier, dressed in jeans, having a laugh with her kids and counting her money. I cannot imagine why she keeps on doing these tours. Have a rest woman, you are making me tired.

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Think happy thoughts!

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

I feel bad for their children. Its going to come down to the kids getting split up or living 1/2 a year in the UK and 1/2 year in NY.

I hope for their childrens sake the trash talking stops. They should be taking that into consideration.

Nevermind- I just watched the clip below DUH!!

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 1:23pm
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Ok seriously that's making my eyes water. You don't really do you?

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Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that - Joan Collins

Oh Triscuit! I'm sorry....all you can do is try again....

*sends a huge virtual hug*

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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I'm sure they can.What should I do?
I fucked up on my sobriety.Fell back into old ways.sucks.

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

I don't think she wanted to look younger for guy but I do think she wanted to look younger than guy.

also madonna isn't just a nineties ho she started hoing in the early eighties and had her first big hit in 84. well really I think her hodom started in the late seventies.

so we're looking at thirty loooong years of her prancing around like she's sooo sexay which at some point became frightening.

Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.

I kill myself, too. By eating beef jerky. For breakfast. Good to see ya.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Rice milk in tea is definitely grounds for divorce.

The midnight "gagging-for-it" attacks don't help either.

I half wish Guy could hook up with Britney next, and educate her on what people really think of her. But I guess after 8 years with Madonna, he deserves a break from the crazy.

I agree- never stay together for the kids. You think kids can't sense misery?

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

Submitted by Mr. President on October 18, 2008 - 1:17pm.
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Why Mr Prez. I think we're going to have to find a Beef Jerky Support Group for you. Just out of curosity, do they taste like chicken?? (hahahaha I kill myself)

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Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that - Joan Collins

Sorry about the double post.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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Would you,if you were a 32 yr.old woman, stay in a "realationship" just for the kids?

Kids would much rather be from a broken home than live in one.

Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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Would you,if you were a 32 yr.old woman, stay in a "realationship" just for the kids?

Hell no. Raising kids in a sham relationship would be more harmful to them than anything.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.
off topic-sorry-
Would you,if you were a 32 yr.old woman, stay in a "realationship" just for the kids?

Hell no. Raising kids in a sham relationship would be more harmful to them than anything.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 1:10pm
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Yeh I guess all the father could do is make an application to be named primary caregiver of the kids if the mother is planning to emigrate - and it would be a real long shot to disrupt the status quo and change custody at that point. Hardly seems fair to the father, if the children are being moved to another country. Sheesh.

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I absolutely love all of y'all! (And that just may be because I'm drunk.) I was afraid there'd be Madonna-supporters on here.
I think Guy needs a piece of that Nobel peace prize for putting up with that controlling bitch for so long. And to think she's trying to make him look like the dominant party!

I'm assuming beef jerky is not part of the macrobiotic diet. I hope he sucks her dry in the divorce. And no TV? What are you supposed to do, read books? Yeah, right.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Do you know what's sad? I am sorry they are splitting, especially for that poor baby she bought. I was surprised at that as it was a bit wannabe Jolie for her but I think it was to look young- pushing her pram with fishsticks etc. Poor little sod and poor her that she can't accept aging.
But the really tragic bit is that the song she wrote for guy- the modestly entitled 'I deserve it' I heard at my hen night and it seemed to be everywhere that night. So I feel a little bit upset that a song that has meaning for me is fucked up by this run of the mill bickering. Guy is an irritating mockney and she needs to lighten up and have a few pies but I had hopes for them. It's so dull.

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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.

Ha Manimal! Ain't that the truth...

I agree, teh shit talking has to stop. Lourdes is twelve! Though I doubt Madonna lets her do anything on the computer that would expose her to the "world".

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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins

Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.

Well, I would have to know more about the situation to give an informed opinion, but staying in a relationship "for the sake of the kids" usually turns out being anything but. Kids are smart, they can sense if their parents aren't happy, and it's not good for them to live in a household where the parents are fighting all the time or cold to each other.

Submitted by NitWitty on October 18, 2008 - 12:55pm.

Hey you. I like the fact you're gearing up for Halloween already. I'm mildly suspicious of anyone who doesn't enjoy that holiday. And I'm happy vicariously to read about M's acting.

After the divorce, Vadge and Shitney should get together and go gayelle, it seems to be the trend these days.

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Submitted by Sensimina:
Umm, my half brother was born when I was six and I never think of him as anything less than my BROTHER. Obviously he and Lourdes were raised as siblings. That's kind of like saying "Lourdes is just an adopted sibling, so that's fine!"

As much as I disagree with the way V apparently lords over her children, I think she and Guy should get split custody and I highly doubt they would separate the siblings,
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I don't disagree with you about them being brother and sister, but in a legal scenario where each child has a father on a different continent, and the mother wants to take one child away from his father and the only place he's lived in, to go live in another country, it might not be so cut and dry. It was different with Lourdes because she never lived with her father. Guy has been with Rocco his whole life, even when V was away.

Shared custody with parents on different continents can't ever be equal because Rocco is in school, so he mostly needs to stay in one place.

the thing that truly shocks me about this is there was no pre-nup.

I don't who will get what kids but she will put up a fight. guy has an advantage as in hello this is madonna! there is certainly some dirt on her! but the kids would probably like to be able to see one another.

I have tried some stuff called barley green. it is supposed to be very healthy but omigod it is gross! I even tried putting it in grape juice. so I feel for her kids if that is the kind of food they're having.
lourdes probably sneaks out and gets fast food. she smuggles it in to the other kids while madonna is trying to slither into her plastic sleepsuit.

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Would you,if you were a 32 yr.old woman, stay in a "realationship" just for the kids?

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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute

Joe: "Guy is understood to be trying to have Rocco remain at his British school at least in term times, arguing that it would be a major upheaval for him to be away from his friends and life here.

However, a British judge is likely to rule that Madonna and Guy's three children should not be split from one another - or their mother - without a very good reason.

There have been many previous precedents set in the British family courts where a mother and father have shared equal care of their children only for the mother to be allowed to emigrate with the children following a divorce."

(from MK's first "here" link below)

Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 1:04pm.

All that money and so little joy.

You said it, TITS.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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you know if she's such a health/natural freak.... AND she works out two hours a day.... I wonder if she uses any deodorant? Of any sort, even baby powder has cornstarch in it!

All that money and so little joy.

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

Well if Guy didn't call her a Granny, I will! I don't care how much plastic surgery one has, how much hair dye they use, how fit they are...when you are 50, you are 50 and she looks 50! She is definitely obsessed with herself. Wants to make the we really are only as old as we feel and act statement. Well she acts 12. She looks 50. Her vagina probably feels 304. I do like her...but she is older and the whole popstar thing just gets tiring after a while. Especially in the old! I don't want to see a 50 year old grind herself on a pole on stage. Leave that to the 20 year olds. Go read a book! Enjoy your life! You'd think the stage shit would be boring as hell by now! Ok, rant over. I need a life. OH yeah. I have one...better get back to it.

Joe: I read a link yesterday that quoted a British family-law solicitor who said the UK laws are similar: they try to keep all the kids together. Makes sense, since your common law is modeled on the British system, non?

I was thinking... just because Vadge has had Dennis Rodman's dick in her mouth doesn't mean she has to make her whole family spend their lives eating certain foods. All the macrobiotic food in the world isn't going to save her grandma poon from living with the transmitted results of slutty 90's Madonna.

"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn

Lots of fishstick talk here lately. I may have to try one soon.

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i