Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch
Every hour there's a new story about Guy and Vadge's dirty divorce. You know Vadge is busting loads of panty pudding over all the publicity. She probably lays all the newspaper clippings out on the bed and rubs her roid-cooze all over them. Attention should be that bitch's third husband. That marriage would last forever.
There's a lot of stories and rumors out there, so I'm just going to break it down for you in list form. Lists make everything seem so dramatic. So do exclamation points, so I'll throw lots of those in.
V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
V completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! G had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! V doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!
V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
V turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for G.
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
G told V that she sucks as an actress!
G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
G wants Rocco to live with him in London! V wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!
Cue dramatic chipmunk! In addition to all these not-so-shocking claims, Guy's old daddy is speaking out about Vadge calling his son "emotionally retarded" at a concert in Boston. 78-year-old John Ritchie tells The Daily Mail, 'She is being beastly. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."
Pepaw Ritchie better watch it. That beast can tear him into a million pieces with just one swipe from her titanium labia lips of death!
Click here, here and here if you want to read more about this shit. I'm sure 50 new rumors will pop up as soon as I hit publish.
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Submitted by paris herpes on October 18, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Why did they get married in the first place anyway?
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he had a career she needed to destroy.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Speaking of LIARS, I was surprised to learn this (in case you care):
"At Syracuse Law School, it was discovered that Joe Biden got an F-grade in a class for boldly copying enormous chunks of someone else’s law review article.
Biden attempted to excuse the plagiarism by claiming it was a “mistake of youth.” He went before the school Deans and pleaded that they not expel him completely. He was allowed to retake the course and the cheating grade was later expunged from his record.
In response to the shocking revelation, Biden released all of his school transcripts including written evaluation by his teachers. The Syracuse transcripts revealed a candidate who had generally poor grades and only mixed reviews from his professors.
Apparently Biden has a history of supplementing his perceived failings by borrowing from others or simply exaggerating or lying. The final straw in his first presidential race was when he lied about the number of degrees he had received, the reason for his scholarship, and his graduating rank in class. Joe Biden was near the bottom of his class despite having that F-grade removed for plagiarism.
The voters will decide for themselves if Joe Biden is worthy of the VP office. The 1987/88 election run was a long time ago, while perhaps only the pundits remember Joe Biden’s shame.
And if the public can forgive Biden, they will have to decide if they want two copycats in the White House given a similar problem by Obama that was largely ignored by the press."
Yeah. Let's vote two plagiarists in control of our country. Jesus-H-Christ.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:42pm.
DOES SHE ALWAYS SOUND LIKE THAT. SHE DOESN'T SPEAK, SHE YELLS. YEELLLLLLL.
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well if he could screw the bitch, I can't see why drinking rice milk was a BFD anyway...
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Looks like they absolutely hate each other in this picture. Why did they get married in the first place anyway?
Your face!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:42pm.
TITS... tell me that this isn't annoying. She's the one in the red. No need to watch the whole thing, you can suss it out in the first 10 seconds.
hahahahaha. I made it to 0:28 before aborting. "I love horseradish, too!" *Hi5*
Submitted by jussayin on October 18, 2008 - 8:41pm.
...for 60 million dollars I would slurp that shit up like it was manna from above! And I have a VERY picky palate.
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you're right. For 60 million dollars i would have drank WHOLE milk. And i'm lactose intolerant.
60 Mill could buy me a new colon!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
There sure are a lot of contestants in this island death match. We would probably have to make a 16 week show of it. My money is still on Wino for the win..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
TITS... tell me that this isn't annoying. She's the one in the red. No need to watch the whole thing, you can suss it out in the first 10 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUf3VVgPNc
And shit! I knew there was something I forgot at the grocery store today. Brownies, not Shiraz.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Britney isn't evil, she's stupid. So she shouldn't be thrown in. Thrown in Lynne and Dina Lohan though!
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Ali Lohan, please! i can't stand the bitch. I know she doesn't do much, but THE NOSE, THE NOOOSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 18, 2008 - 8:31pm.
i know, it would have been a great idea, but i can't stand rice milk.
...for 60 million dollars I would slurp that shit up like it was manna from above! And I have a VERY picky palate.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Britney isn't evil, she's stupid. So she shouldn't be thrown in. Thrown in Lynne and Dina Lohan though!
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Wino could stash a machete in her bonnet, that gives her an unfair advantage..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by Thornhill on October 18, 2008 - 8:33pm.
@Farrah..Brits just a danger to herself..
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Brit is a danger to the whole world, but hey, i'm a rebel, i like to live on the edge...
the entertainment is gonna be worth it
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 18, 2008 - 7:40pm.
@Tiger...Word..Wino is a survivor all the others can't do shit fer themselves or unless there is huge amounts of greenbacks involved..
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Yep, Thornster, Wino is indestructable...I'm convinced of it...
BUT, the enevitable conclusion is not necessarily the fun...
I nominate
Kelly Osbourne
Kumwhora Fee Semen (hate that ho)
Tyrasaurus
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Farrah..Brits just a danger to herself..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
psst ig - i don't have a tv. never heard of her - or most of the people talked about here. ssssh.
hey did you try the shiraz and 2 bite brownies yet? i'm living vicariously through you on this one.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
TITS, Rachel is that REALLY annoying cooking chipmunk--- YUMMO!! But they'd probably all eat each other, and not in a good way. :P
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by jussayin on October 18, 2008 - 8:25pm.
dang I should have married Madonna....
...and then divorced her.
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i know, it would have been a great idea, but i can't stand rice milk.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Nooo not oprah - everyone would fall asleep! Mariah can't fight - she'd just slap, pull hair and run. I don't know who rachel is.
TIGERLILLY - get over to would you hit it - jussayin and dot are fighting. time to pick one of them up with your mouth and cart them off.
such fighting already!
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Oooooh, TITS, good one! And Mariah, Oprah and Rachel. Oh my!
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
dang I should have married Madonna....
...and then divorced her.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 18, 2008 - 8:16pm.
I would let the men have their own island death match. But I would throw in Brit Brit.
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oh no, NOT mah Brit Brit. I know she'll find a way to get off her meds and go back to the crazy ass i miss so much.
I will not let you take away my entertaining!
it's the BOOTS. I need to get those boots. It's like a Cinderella story, instead of the crystal slipper, it's a nasty ass boot. It's got magic powers.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Can we toss in sharon stone as well? with an ice pick?
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Oh, and I forgot to add Chestica, John Mayer and Jordan.
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John Mayer goes down first. WHAT A PUSSY! Seriously Moby could get in a Peta feuled rage and kick that Nancy boy's ass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, and I forgot to add Chestica, John Mayer and Jordan.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 7:28pm.
I dunno, Posh might be too distracted by her bunions to defend herself.
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totally. you'd only have to step on her toes once and she'd be out for the count.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 18, 2008 - 8:09pm.
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Everybody in da house say, "Whoa!" *gets nekkid self back on the porch, frightens neighbour children*
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I would let the men have their own island death match. But I would throw in Brit Brit, without daddy dearests intervention her ADHD/MPD/BP would kick in, causing cheeto deprivation, she would get confused seek out a pack of monkeys thinking they were pap's and commit suicide with a coconut. All good entertaining stuff.
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Can I suggest Kanye and Poof Dookie?
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POOF DOOKIE????? Git yo' hot nekkid self back on da front porch, girl...and work it, work it...Uh, Uh, go Island, go Island it's your birfday....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by kate773 on October 18, 2008 - 7:52pm.
Does anyone else get a real "Mommy Dearest" vibe from her?
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totally. That's why Lourdes has a unibrow AND a very sexay mustache. Bitch doesn't let her look at herself in the mirror.
Remember in Mommy Dearest when she made Christina sick so she could fill in the spot in the soap opera? the part was for a 20 year old girl and J.C was about 60 or something.
I sure wish Lourdes has some wire hangers. I'll give that girl some extra refined sugar and let's see who's the strongest bitch in the house!
btw, those "vitamin injections"? JUICE. I bet you. So basically Vadge is all bulk and no hulk.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Does anyone else get a real "Mommy Dearest" vibe from her?
"NO SUGAR POPS!!! EVER!!!"
So he said she looks old and can't act? Um, where was he wrong? She looks like a freak! Who'd want to be married to that??
@Tiger...Word..Wino is a survivor all the others can't do shit fer themselves or unless there is huge amounts of greenbacks involved..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Can I suggest Kanye and Poof Dookie?
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Let's throw Paris in there- as sport for the others!
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Pssht...Wino for the win. Bitch is a human cockroach...Only rats, roaches, Keith Richards and Wino are equipped to survive nuclear war. That's a scientific fact. Wino will cook down and snort Angie first for a cheap heroin high. The rest is cake. The true question is, can she take on Keith Richards? My money, again, is on Wino...Bitch will wipe out roaches too cuz she'll smoke 'em all in an attempt to get high."A roach by any other name"..Yeah, and she and the rats...buddies!...She provides housing for them in her crack weave...Wino for the win....She will repopulate the earth with a rat/wino hybrid...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
PSL, there's not enough meat on her bones. Plus there's the worry of diseases.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Let's throw Paris in there- as sport for the others!
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Submitted by Emeriesan on October 18, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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I dunno, Posh might be too distracted by her bunions to defend herself.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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@PSL..As soon as Vadge had her ego sprained, she would stomp off in a huff. She talks tough but her arse couldnt't cash the checks that her mouth writes. Def wino fer the win..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 7:22pm.
hahahhaha Thorny!
Madonna would chew each of those women up alive and spit them out. She's evil. So is J.Lo, but Madge has 11 years more experience.
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oh, come on, you know Vadge is only FIVE years ahead od J-Ho. I gets that creepy feeling she's going on Skeleton's diet.. you know, the blood of the virgins..god in protein and shit like that.
Mail is checked... G'd help us all!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Throw in Posh instead of Wino? All she'd need is her shoe collection.
on second thoughts, wino could hide inside her beehive.
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hahahhaha Thorny!
Madonna would chew each of those women up alive and spit them out. She's evil. So is J.Lo, but Madge has 11 years more experience.
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Angeloonie might have been able to do it in her younger days, but now she's too busy saving lives so it goes against her grain. So that leaves Wino by default..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by zomay on October 18, 2008 - 7:16pm.
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Back at ya. :-]
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Heidi cant do anything unless it's fully scripted for her and then she does it badly. Spencer can't do anything except suck off her tits so he's out too.
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
islandgirl :)
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
J-ho cant do anything for herself, so without a full entourage of 50 hitmen she wouldn't last five minutes.
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Yeah, anyone one of them could snap wino like a dry twig.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i