Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch
Every hour there's a new story about Guy and Vadge's dirty divorce. You know Vadge is busting loads of panty pudding over all the publicity. She probably lays all the newspaper clippings out on the bed and rubs her roid-cooze all over them. Attention should be that bitch's third husband. That marriage would last forever.
There's a lot of stories and rumors out there, so I'm just going to break it down for you in list form. Lists make everything seem so dramatic. So do exclamation points, so I'll throw lots of those in.
V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
V completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! G had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! V doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!
V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
V turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for G.
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
G told V that she sucks as an actress!
G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
G wants Rocco to live with him in London! V wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!
Cue dramatic chipmunk! In addition to all these not-so-shocking claims, Guy's old daddy is speaking out about Vadge calling his son "emotionally retarded" at a concert in Boston. 78-year-old John Ritchie tells The Daily Mail, 'She is being beastly. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."
Pepaw Ritchie better watch it. That beast can tear him into a million pieces with just one swipe from her titanium labia lips of death!
Click here, here and here if you want to read more about this shit. I'm sure 50 new rumors will pop up as soon as I hit publish.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 18, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Karen: Can I ask what was said that made you angry? (there are too many comments to sift through)
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LCT-- It was just the normal bullying "I am GOD" behavior that pissed me off. Sorry to drag you in-- been watching this crap for way too long.
As a long time dlister I heart Mrs kravitz
xoxox
The war isn't working.
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:39pm.
OOh...clever. This is why those of us with an IQ in the triple digits (google it, asshole) can leave your asshole comments behinds. Been here a LONG time, bitch. You aren't intimidating me at all.
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I'll bet your Dad can beat up my Dad too, right?
Oh, and I don't need to Google "IQ". That was a stupid Meg Ryan movie.
;-)
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
I never got him anyhow...he'snot cute and he is a nobody... all this for a british accent and a kid...she coulda done better ... thats a hot dress in the photo. I believe she is crazy but duh? who in the entire solar system doesnt know that 25 years ago til today? Anyhow... he should take his payout and give her the kids and go away...get visitation like a man.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TT99 on October 18, 2008 - 10:40pm.
hahahahaha. Have you seen her personal trainer? I mean, from the neck down? Grrrrr
In kaballah they would say...OY VEY
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TT99 on October 18, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I'm officially on Team Vadge!
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YAY! Team Vadge! I love her when she's breaking up! She's the hotness!
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I'm officially on Team Vadge! All her demands are perfectly acceptable to me. I dunno. See below TT99 responses. If she so chooses, I will be her council representing her in court, so my comments are basically my potential client's affadavits.
V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!
V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
TT99: Of course! If your husband isn't going to do it, who else is? duh? Also the trainer are known for "happy endings" if you know what I mean? (and I think you do...)
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
TT99: Most chefs are out to poison her. She must beware! Don't you people read the International newspapers like the Weekly World News or even The Globe?
V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
TT99: Ummm, yeahh, cause those British people have random holidays like Bank holidays and stuff that aren't even real holidays! Are we seriously counting The Spring Bank Holiday? Really?
V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
TT99: Okay that is a little fucked up. I mean how can anybody miss the Rock of Love Charmed School? And what about Wife Swap? Anybody...
(crickets)
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
TT99: Didn't he already know she was old? Just look on tmdb.com or google. I google everybody I bang just to verify that they actually live in the apartment I banged them in. People lie about mad shit. Age is easy to verify, just hire a private detective. Or stalk them.
G told V that she sucks as an actress!
TT99: Anybody who says that has obviously seen Body of Evidence or Who's That Girl. We all know she sucks. There's no need to say it out loud, you asshole.
G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
TT99: AWW, hell naww!! take off my earrings and put on the Vaseline. That's my homegirl, I don't play! I woulda been one of her homegirls who woulda told her to "Leave him girl, he is NO GOOD, uh-aw!" Where the hell was FSticks Paltrow to take your side? Oh yeah, working on that bullshit website.
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!!
TT99: (Sidebar with my client) Madge, let him keep whatever he wants, and with little protest. The best way to strip a man of his dignity is to make it known to the world that his fortune and fame was built from a woman. Let him have it all. He can't handle all that shit anyway. The money, the kids, yada yada. Watch him fail from afar, and laugh. Then take back the kids and the dough later.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:34pm.
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Sorry, two seconds after I posted wasn't good enough???
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You must be psych(ot)ic.
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OOh...clever. This is why those of us with an IQ in the triple digits (google it, asshole) can leave your asshole comments behinds. Been here a LONG time, bitch. You aren't intimidating me at all.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 18, 2008 - 10:35pm.***
I agree with everything she said except what she said about you, hon. I DO know you and I love ya, woman. <3
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Karen: Can I ask what was said that made you angry? (there are too many comments to sift through)
I have no intention of getting into a pissing match with Karen Flatts. She's entitled to her opinion.
Obviously, Ms. Flatts thinks she knows enough about me to insult me, but frankly I have no desire to waste emotion on someone I do not know.
I do think perhaps she is taking what goes on here far too seriously and far too personally.
And that is her prerogative.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Sorry, two seconds after I posted wasn't good enough???
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You must be psych(ot)ic.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:25pm.
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:02pm.
As a small business owner, I truly believe that blah blah blah....
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:25pm.
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:02pm.
As a small business owner, I truly believe that blah blah blah....
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I wouldn't consider giving $2 hand jobs to the masses a 'small business'.
Lay off of Mrs. K. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to wait until she's here to defend herself.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 18, 2008 - 10:23pm.
@Karen Flatts
Does this mean you aren't coming to my latke party?
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Sorry, two seconds after I posted wasn't good enough???
Here's my list:
I concur.
Is this PR for their films and her tour?
Does anyone care about this couple?
Don't get it.
http://www.modegreen.com/
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:02pm.
As a small business owner, I truly believe that blah blah blah....
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I wouldn't consider giving $2 hand jobs to the masses a 'small business'.
Lay off of Mrs. K. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to wait until she's here to defend herself.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:20pm.
***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 9:43pm.
You piss off more of us than you know.
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Hi, pot!
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Helloooooo Kettle. You is black, by the way. So is I, in case you care. Am I still allowed my opinion???
$2 handjobs qualify as a small business?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@Karen Flatts
Does this mean you aren't coming to my latke party?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Karen Flatts, no need to apologize to me! You just sounded a bit out of sorts. May I suggest a nice cool beverage of your choice? :0)
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You're never too old to become younger.
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***Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 9:43pm.
You piss off more of us than you know.
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Hi, pot!
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
IG- I apologize. I am sick to death of reading things here, particularly by Mrs.K, that are so biased and unfair that I tend not to come here. If this was a "unbiased" website, I guess it wouldn't exist, huh? I am a human being, who believes that gay people should be able to marry, interracial and "uno" racial marriages should exist, and the why do I care "differences between human beings" type marriages should exist. If you don't hurt me, why should I hurt you??
IG-- granted, I am. I am a little bit agitated at what is going on right now, and the blatant classism that is going on in our country. As a small business owner, I truly believe that I have been open to both sides-- unfortunately, I also believe that we cannot separate race from Politics. Why?? Because the politicos won't let us--
Give me Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, or even Kwame Kilpatrick (his personal life aside)I would support their beliefs. Obama is the worst thing that could ever happen to our country, and I am so sad that this man is what we cling to--sorry, but this is the end of reason.
Karen Flatts, what's up? Are you OK, because you seem a bit agitated. I'm just saying.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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As usual, no one has the balls. Does anyone educate themselves any more?? See y'all!!!
BTW-- Mrs. K- I am not afraid of your dumb, liberal race-baiting piece of shit dominating ass, okay?? You may intimidate others here with your holier than though attitude, but not me, okay? There are those of us who can support the the lower class without acting like we deserve it. You piss off more of us than you know.
Vadge looks and acts like a monstrous bitch ,I hope Guy takes her for whatever he can.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Kinda... I live in Cali so I'm a snob. But I drink Lindemans and Yellow Tail all the time.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Sheeps, is you dissin' da Oz wine? I'll have you know the old paint on my walls would still be there if it wasn't for Yalumba Estate.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
Team Guy all the way and yaaaaaawn....
When all is said & done..he'll have to buy himself a couple of testicles. Bitch ain't giving those back.
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Worship her like you do your messiah, people. It won't be long until you regret your mistakes. If Tina Fey leaves Earth, I'll be there to boot her ass.
The self-importance and huge ego of Madonna must have been too much for someone like Guy to manage. He married a rich Hollywood star not knowing what he was getting into.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 9:06pm.
I will assume you're referring to your box Shiraz. I am having Hornitos margies (in honor of Carmen Rocha) and watching the Red Sox (2-1, 3d inning).
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 9:02pm.
hahahahaha. What kind of Shiraz? A fine Aussie peppermint Shiraz?
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My box resents that remark.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 9:02pm.
hahahahaha. What kind of Shiraz? A fine Aussie peppermint Shiraz?
Submitted by Farrah on October 18, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Hehe. My money is on "At least pretend to be more excited to be here...or it's the last time you'll get near this"
Edit: damn spelling.
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Broom-norkle? That reminds me of a joke that I've already said here, but it bears repeating--- simply because I'm repeating myself. *chugs Shiraz*
Why don't witches wear undies?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:52pm.
I doubt that. Also, two comments on your avie: the broom-norkle is kinda floppy. And I'm surprised you didn't make the hair ginge.
Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Why is Vadge pointing to her crotch? Just cos we can't see it dooesn't mean we need her to point out where it is.
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oh, she's just showing the world what she chopped off. Just in case.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Why is Vadge pointing to her crotch? Just cos we can't see it dooesn't mean we need her to point out where it is.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:42pm.
TITS... tell me that this isn't annoying. She's the one in the red. No need to watch the whole thing, you can suss it out in the first 10 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUf3VVgPNc
And shit! I knew there was something I forgot at the grocery store today. Brownies, not Shiraz.
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could only withstand 33 seconds. THAT VOICE! My ears hurt.
I note they mentioned brownies in the clip too!
you silly bitch!
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Bovine?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 18, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Farrah, Ali and Michael are welcome to join Dina,...
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too bad Dina's brother is in the clink, he could have joined the family. Let's not forget Michael Lohan, he's still related.
Bobe Lohan must stay, tho. She's the only one wit half a brain, and i get the feeling she's some serious shankin' beesh.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
@Farrah...I think he smartly laid off making movies for a few years. Hopefully Sherlock will put him back on track..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 8:49pm.
I (am). And you're no ovine.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 8:48pm.
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EXACTLY!!
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Submitted by Farrah on October 18, 2008 - 8:48pm.
he had a career she needed to destroy.
Nice......
Farrah, Ali and Michael are welcome to join Dina,...
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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I know, right? And you made it to 0:28, which just goes to show that you're a braver ovine than I. Me?
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You're never too old to become younger.
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