Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch
Every hour there's a new story about Guy and Vadge's dirty divorce. You know Vadge is busting loads of panty pudding over all the publicity. She probably lays all the newspaper clippings out on the bed and rubs her roid-cooze all over them. Attention should be that bitch's third husband. That marriage would last forever.
There's a lot of stories and rumors out there, so I'm just going to break it down for you in list form. Lists make everything seem so dramatic. So do exclamation points, so I'll throw lots of those in.
V cares more about her personal trainer than her own husband!!V slathers her body in fancy creams and then covers herself in a plastic bodysuit every night!!
V completely controls the house including what they eat. Only macrobiotic shit! G had to drink his evening tea with rice milk! V doesn't allow dairy or sugar in her house!
V doesn't allow TV!!!!!!
When they went out to dinner at restaurants, V didn't trust the chefs, so she usually just drank a glass of water!
V works on her fitness at least 2 hours a day including holidays!
V turned to full-on plastic surgery in order to look younger for G.
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
G has made V feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated!!!
G told V that she sucks as an actress!
G would check out other hos in front of V. G would also make fun of her in front of their friends!
G wants Rocco to live with him in London! V wants all her children in NYC with her!!!!
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!
Cue dramatic chipmunk! In addition to all these not-so-shocking claims, Guy's old daddy is speaking out about Vadge calling his son "emotionally retarded" at a concert in Boston. 78-year-old John Ritchie tells The Daily Mail, 'She is being beastly. She's calling him an emotional retard. When he's being bashed by her it's horrid."
Pepaw Ritchie better watch it. That beast can tear him into a million pieces with just one swipe from her titanium labia lips of death!
Click here, here and here if you want to read more about this shit. I'm sure 50 new rumors will pop up as soon as I hit publish.
Well I guess Madge SKANKED up yet another marriage... how about you STAY SINGLE for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG while! SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
I hope the gloves come off. Guy Ritchie confirms my opinion that most British men are cold, abusive & misogynistic deep down. And the old peepaw ricthie should stfu.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Source? Fox News? The Heritage Foundation?
Calm the eff down. I usually enjoy reading your posts, but the vitriol and random attacks on Mrs. K, of all people, are completely and totally uncalled for.
A part of me will always feel sorry for Madge because I don't think she ever recovered from losing her mom. I don't think she will ever get it right in this lifetime. I can't hate her, though. She'll always be pretty to me.
I would bet the rent that Madonna is a frustrated bitch - but some of this stuff sounds ridic
She doesn't trust the chefs so she drinks water? Then why eat the food they prepare?
Guy is a spineless jellyfish. He stayed with her for the fame and now he's cashing in. In a couple of weeks he will be seen in public with the woman he's had on the side for 8 years.
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I totally believe that Madonna is an all out bitch.. and no T.V? What is THAT all about... Now Guy telling Madonna that she's old well... that's just common sense.
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I back from "out" peep this, light of the other thing.
Meryl Streep "Heartburn"
Seriously, Don't watch the whole thing, It's a long vid, just scroll from 4:48 - 8:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRjcWTlvG54
G will get at least $40 million in the divorce as well as their London pub and the country estate!!
TT99: (Sidebar with my client) Madge, let him keep whatever he wants, and with little protest. The best way to strip a man of his dignity is to make it known to the world that his fortune and fame was built from a woman. Let him have it all. He can't handle all that shit anyway. The money, the kids, yada yada. Watch him fail from afar, and laugh. Then take back the kids and the dough later.
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And this is just tonite????
if they all lie and he's just lying about wanting things to change (not like that could be a lie because things really need to change, if you hadn't noticed the situation is pretty fucking dire these days) then McCain is just as big of a liar too. So if they both lie and don't care, then why have so much hatred. Seeing as that's just general politician nature, right?
Not believing someone, or not supporting another's beliefs is different from throwing vitriolic statements around. What is there not to believe that someone wants this country to be a better place for themselves, their children, and many other people that they see hurting on a regular basis....
This is why this country is so fucked up with these fucked up attitudes like oh well, everyone lies, and no one cares. YOU should care enough to make a fucking diffence instead of continuing with your hatred and apathy.
Stop telling what's so bad about Obama and tell me what's so good about McCain....
Like when I say...I like Obama's charisma, and his message and his dedication, he appears to have common sense. The fact that he is risking his damn life to actually promote this message of change is nothing short of amazing, and I don't sense an ego bloat with it either. What I like about his professional history is that he is educated, he made something of himself from poverty, he does community work, he has made a name for himsemself as junir senator and senator for over a decade, and he is well respected.
You want to get political, talk politics. Don't talk smack.
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She is full on Michael Jackson Crazy
Nah, Madge wouldn't make it on an Battle Royale island.
Wino would be cracked out under a bush, Heidi would be tripping over her giant chin, Angie would be stalking the underbrush looking for random orphans, Britney would be eating dirt and trying to make meth out of leaves, and JWhore would be wiggling her enormous ass at a dead tree because it looks just like her hubby.
Mad Madge would be running around whining and bitching because she hates the country and she's now been cut off from her Botox/steroids/Pilates machine, and is about to fall apart.
And all of them (except maybe Angie -- never heard her sing) would be scaring monkeys by screeching unplugged versions of their songs.
jussayin: "Evidently Obama has got many people energized (energizah, energizah LOL)and interested in change"
Sorry, but that's only because they are stupid and gullible enough to actually believe what he says. All politicians lie, regardless of party. The moment they discover he's as big a liar as Dubya and that his skin makes no difference to his capabilities, his messianic reputation will fall apart.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Give me Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, or even Kwame Kilpatrick (his personal life aside)I would support their beliefs. Obama is the worst thing that could ever happen to our country
....the worst thing that ever happened to our country is named Duh-bya! Evidently Obama has got many people energized (energizah, energizah LOL)and interested in change and that right there would seem to be a positive thing already.
and for you to say you would support THIS man over Obama?....Kwame Kilpatrick....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwame_Kilpatrick....that's not his "personal life" that's the problem. Plus he's Democratic?!? what views of his do you support?
You act like you have a personal problem with Obama for whatever reason; if you don't want to vote for him, hey, we get that, but try laying off the insults to Obama and to some of us on this board and sticking to just facts. Your unpleasantness is pretty much intolerable at this point. You do come off racist and uneducated....and you don't do anything to garner support for the candidate you want. Try saying something positive about McCain instead of something negative about Obama. You get more flies with honey, that's always a good thing to keep in mind.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Painfully average, slightly intoxicated.
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"To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence."
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TITS, call me a hor, but that made me moist.
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***Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 11:29pm.
@Skybitch--Yeah,just YOU are shy!
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nice wonky tittays!
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OMG, funny! No one ever said anything about it to me, but now I see it! How embarassing!
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
@Skybitch--Yeah,just YOU are shy!
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nice wonky tittays!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
I'll get you for that skybitch.
The worst part is the no farting!
The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".
To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 11:27pm.
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
***Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Hey Mamma!♥
now show me yours:)
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No way. I'd really like to, but I'm kind of shy.
Well, ok...........
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Triscuit !! How you been?
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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Hey Mamma!♥
now show me yours:)
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Mel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 11:18pm.
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And you are absolutely right! HAHAHA(gag)HAHA!!
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Good GAWD SkyBitch, warn a mofo before they click on yo links. NSFW is NOT enough! DAYUM!!!!
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Oh BOOOO FUCKING HOOOO Vadge. Cry me a river and call the whaaaaaaambulance. At least you have 500 tregabillion dollars to whimper into. Most bitches get ridiculed and their significant others cheat on them on a daily basis, but they don't have any money or security to comfort them. The first time he crossed you, you should have kicked the bitch to the curb. I don't feel sorry for your megacuntass.
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***Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Sky, where in the hell did you find that? Never mind, I really want to know WHY you found it. ♥♥
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Because I remembered seeing it years ago and figured it would be appreciated on Dlisted on this fine Saturday night.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
*heave*
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 11:13pm.
I think Sky has to stop taking the cell phone camera into Taco Bell's restroom.
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***Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 11:08pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. NSFW?? Who the hell is working at this hour on Saturday?
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Hey, I just wanted to make sure I was being P.C. while posting a pic of a guy's ass exploding.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Oh, you gotta click. Prolly the grossest thing I've ever seen on DL. Nitty would approve.
I'm semi-drunk and have the endless giggles. I just saw IG say about the same thing.
Sky, where in the hell did you find that? Never mind, I really want to know WHY you found it. ♥♥
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I'm working...on finishing off this vodka. Still too sober to click on a Skybitch link though.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:57pm.
If she had vaginal births, I'll bet her ass looks like this: http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
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NO YOU DI'NT! OMG WTF!!!
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
Ok, so do you have to be knighted into the Night Crew or something?
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:57pm.
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
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HAHAHAHAHA. NSFW?? Who the hell is working at this hour on Saturday?
Hi Triscuit! Nice tits! :)
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Yep, Madonna is a controlling biotch but I think the whole world knew that...no surprises here.
I'm happy for Guy that he got away from that egomaniac obsessed woman. She would not recognize love & tenderness if it would hit her in her manface.
I used to love Madonna back in the 90's, representing the strong independant woman, but now she's just a desperate woman trying to hold on to the youth that's already gone...give it up Madge! No fitness regime can bring that back. Your time is up! Enjoy your wealth and focus on other projects, you're no longer the princess of pop. Instead of aging gracefully and concentrating on family life you're trying to hang on to an image that's long done.
It's a shame how all these icons lose their respect because of their ego.
Open letter to Madonna:
You look like a man, eat some meat and slow down on that fitness shit. It's ok to have some curves. I bet Guy is gonna date some curvy, meat eating ladies after all this drama. I betcha!
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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He should be grateful he won't be around when those veiny arms explode cause it's not gonna be pretty. We're talking arterial splatter here! Fuck.
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If she had vaginal births, I'll bet her ass looks like this: http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
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HOLYFUCKINGSHITICANTBELIEVETHATAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 18, 2008 - 10:54pm.
Guy isn't being mean to her, just honest.
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Hey that's what I said!
Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by TT99 on October 18, 2008 - 12:31pm.
How many minutes until Madge hugs it out with her brother Michael? 10, 9 , 8, 7....
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FOUR, silly!
G is constantly cruel to V! He told her that she looks like a granny!
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She does! LOL!
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Sweet Mother of God. I am clenching my ass cheeks together as I type. Holy shit!! Pardon the pun. xoxo
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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Sweet Mother of God. I am clenching my ass cheeks together as I type. Holy shit!! Pardon the pun. xoxo
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Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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Hi BITCH!♥
*showing you my chichis*
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Oh my God Skybitch I'm never eating sausages or giving a blowjob ever again. Ever.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 18, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Karen: Can I ask what was said that made you angry? (there are too many comments to sift through)
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LCT-- It was just the normal bullying "I am GOD" behavior that pissed me off. Sorry to drag you in-- been watching this crap for way too long.
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typo. I am DOG. woof.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
***Submitted by dead-actress on October 18, 2008 - 10:50pm.
He should be grateful he won't be around when those veiny arms explode cause it's not gonna be pretty. We're talking arterial splatter here! Fuck.
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If she had vaginal births, I'll bet her ass looks like this: http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 9:43pm.
As usual, no one has the balls. Does anyone educate themselves any more?? See y'all!!!
BTW-- Mrs. K- I am not afraid of your dumb, liberal race-baiting piece of shit dominating ass, okay?? You may intimidate others here with your holier than though attitude, but not me, okay? There are those of us who can support the the lower class without acting like we deserve it. You piss off more of us than you know.
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What just happened? Is this a joke?
Wait.... you're talking about another Mrs K right? Surely you don't mean Mrs Kravtiz.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by Karen Flatts on October 18, 2008 - 10:49pm.
LCT-- It was just the normal bullying "I am GOD" behavior that pissed me off. Sorry to drag you in-- been watching this crap for way too long.
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You didn't drag me in, I just had no bleeping idea what the hell was going on in here.
How about we all have one big fat moose hug a la Canada and go back to cracking jokes about Madonna's historical landmark vagina?
Guy isn't being mean to her, just honest.
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He should be grateful he won't be around when those veiny arms explode cause it's not gonna be pretty. We're talking arterial splatter here! Fuck.
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