Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital
Travis Barker checked out of the Grossman Burn Center in Los Angeles today. He was transferred there from the Burn Center in Georgia. He's now hanging out at home and recovering from the burns he received in the plane crash last month.
Before he bounced out of the hospital, Travis posted some pictures on his own MySpace. He gave thank yous to the hospital staff, but gave a "fuck you" to hospital life. He obviously didn't have the Jello. It's all about hospital Jello.
While Travis was laid up in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler was giving an interview to UsWeekly (via MTV) about her near-death experience. Shanna claims she was supposed to be on that plane. Like we didn't see this coming. Bitch has seen "Final Destination" way too many times.
Famewhoring Shanna said, "I was supposed to go with [Travis] to South Carolina, and at the last minute, I had this gnarly feeling and said, 'I don't think we should fly together anymore. God forbid something ever happened ... our kids wouldn't have both parents. Instead of flying a commercial flight back home, they decided to take a private jet. He e-mailed me pictures of the plane and wrote, 'It's really small and scary.' I had a bad feeling, but didn't want to sound strange, so I said, 'Be safe.' "
Shanna honey, that "gnarly feeling" could have been cured with a little ointment and some Valtrex.
When Shanna was asked why Travis made the comment on his blog about not seeing her since the first week he was in the hospital, she answered, "Trav and I are so crazy. We are off for one week, on the next. I would never abandon anyone in his condition, and I have made sure he had a support system. My feelings are deeply hurt. I wish him a speedy recovery and am thankful he's alive."
She forgot to say, "Oh! I couldn't visit him, because I was too busy preparing my own sob story for this interview! DUH."
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How of much of a self absorbed person can you be to take something like what happened and make it about you? OK if that's what happened we don't really need to know. It's making it seem like it's all about her. People in Hollywood are like they have no souls no heart. Damn they don't even care about THEIR OWN FAMILY! Good lord.
M.K. you make it look so easy, but really,'Final Drstination' is a camp classic, like another 'Shawshank Redemtion' for cale TV.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
I'm sorry but I really can't stand him. Everything about him screams Douche.
great that travis is out of the hospital and on the mend...
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I feel horrible for anyone who goes through something like this, but he always has and still does seem like a prick. Sorry.
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It blows my mind that this douchebag can't be grateful for being alive. He should be glad that his middle finger (and the rest of him) didn't burn to ashes. And Shanna? She's the epitome of an attention whore. Just shows they have absolutely zero appreciation or respect for life and have delusions of grandeur and self-entitlement of epic proportions...people died in that same crash, you losers.
You survive a plane crash and then give the finger. Way to show gratitude for your life being spared, ASSHOLE. He and his "EX" wife need to go the fuck back to preschool because they are both fucking BABIES.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
It's good to see he's on his way to a full recovery. Hollywood was getting dangerously low on worthless douchebags.
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Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...
Submitted by Gaza Strip on October 18, 2008 - 10:37am.
Did he actually SAY he was giving "hospital life" the finger?? Lots of people, for some unknown reason, were very concerned about his health. That photo makes me questions, "why?", even more so. He was, and is apparently, a dick.
Gaza, Amen! I dare him to flip the bird at his immune system [the REAL HERO in all of his tardation]. Dumbass.
Speaking to the unwashed, uneducated, overly-pregnated masses... "You got your health? You have EVERYTHING." Money can't buy you a healthy heart, liver, lungs, brain. Take care of yourself. Life is fucking short.
Did he actually SAY he was giving "hospital life" the finger?? Lots of people, for some unknown reason, were very concerned about his health. That photo makes me questions, "why?", even more so. He was, and is apparently, a dick.
get well travis. that stupid bitch of his need to STFU. so this trash is psychic now?
Why do these douchebag celebs think it's funny to flash el birdo or cool to flash the peace sign?
Newsflash: IT'S NOT! It just proves your doucheness!
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I love Travis.
Blink fucking rocks.
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Fitness Kiss my butt...
why do we have spammer again after all those millionaire love spammer what so ever..
anyway...what time will MK wake up lol
our daughter currently talking to his daddy on YM because it's his birthday...she said "Jane can we have nachos as breakfast...it's daddy's fave food you know. even though he is not here we should prepare his favorite food for his birthday" lol
Isn't she gorgeous :D well, at least it's a win win solution, I really want nachos anyway...
ok off to prepare breakfast for our lil princess!
Cute guy...I like your another photo at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ BTW, do you hook up age gap relationship there?
Ohhh, Asshat. Asshat is pretty good. Except I don't think I could say it without laughing.
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kiwikim , I've always been fond of "Asshat". But that's me.
"Douche-Bag". Always a classic.
But you're right. C*nt really has punch, doesn;t it?
Frozen Tampon Popsicle or "FTP" from now on is pretty gross but it doesn't roll of the tongue with quite the same zing as cunt. It's got to be zesty and quick to be an insult.
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"My mouth is watering, but only to lubricate my throat for the upcoming vomit."
kiwikim , I suppose we could make up one.
Reminds of "Southpark: the movie". The bit where Cartman is screaming all these wild obscenities. "Frozen Tampon Popsicle". Now THAT'S hardcore!
Cunt doesn't offend me anymore. Is there a new more horrible curse word I could use when I really need to stick it to people?
"My mouth is watering, but only to lubricate my throat for the upcoming vomit."
It's official. Shanna is a complete and utter self-involved cunt. It's all about HER.
Sorry for the C-word, sluts. But this situation required the Mother of all curse words.
Did this self-absorbed bitch finish middle school? Because only 12 year-olds use the word "gnarly".
I have two words. Attention whore.
That's a pretty cool looking middle finger. I was wondering what to be on Halloween. I think I got it now :D
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Still on zug...speaking of weird dreams. Has anyone experimented with "chantix"?
http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&head=1&thread_id=79851
I used to take melatonin to try and readjust time zones when flying back and forth from states and would have the weirdest technical dreams. They didn't belong to me. I swear. I was having someone else's dreams and I really didn't like it at all.
Why do people fake pregnancies? It's like faking you have aids or something. I mean you don't want to go there unless you have to go there.
I know someone who faked a preg, only to get busted out when tampon wrappers were found in the trash. I was all, you're such a dummy, you should have used the ob no applicator tampoons (and I said it just like that... tampoooons).
I faked a preg once. I need therapy.
Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 3:48am.
Have you ever had the one where you're back at school and you're thinking to yourself 'How did this happen? I thought I was finished here?'
jeeez i thought that was my own personal version of hell.
in that dream i always feel i deserve it. along with 'oh no not again!'
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YES! It's like penance or something. Like you stuffed up something and now you have to repeat the experience without making the same mistakes.
I wonder if that is what death is like...a dream or a nightmare. I'm crossing my fingers for the 'Hugh Jackman sex dream' afterlife.
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I am bff's with Travis and Sarah.
Have you ever had the one where you're back at school and you're thinking to yourself 'How did this happen? I thought I was finished here?'
jeeez i thought that was my own personal version of hell.
in that dream i always feel i deserve it. along with 'oh no not again!'
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
As a bonus, I would actually own some Viagra, which I could use to surprise my wife on Valentine's Day. "Oh, darling!" my wife would exclaim. "Twelve hours of painful, nonstop intercourse? You shouldn't have!"
CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
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reading viagra and lmao about "allergies-star jones" and "ass surgery"
Submitted by kiwikim on October 18, 2008 - 3:31am.
I know. It's sooo funny. I almost never get to laugh that hard as an adult. When you finish, check out the "natural products" test where he eats all those oatmeal soaps. The pictures of him puking soap bubbles are pretty good.
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I just checked out the viagra one. Pissed myself:
http://www.zug.com/pranks/viagra/
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Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 3:23am.
20 years later i still have nightmares about the combination lock on my high school locker.
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Ahhh...the high school dream. Why do I still dream about that place too?
Have you ever had the one where you're back at school and you're thinking to yourself 'How did this happen? I thought I was finished here?'
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did you read the letter to mariah carey? LOLOL
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 3:17am.
I know. It's sooo funny. I almost never get to laugh that hard as an adult. When you finish, check out the "natural products" test where he eats all those oatmeal soaps. The pictures of him puking soap bubbles are pretty good.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/
"Tom's Natural Glycerin Soap.
I was looking forward to dining on this liquid soap, since the back label lists every ingredient, along with where it is found in nature. I squirted a few ounces onto my tongue, and though I would love to comment on the taste, I cannot because THIS SHIT BURNED MY MOUTH. Honestly, it was like holding a mouthful of flaming kerosene. I managed to swallow a small amount, which shot down my gullet like Satan's horseman riding his fiery chariot into Hell. I began to gag, so I ran to the sink and desperately siphoned water into my mouth. My tongue screamed as if I had dipped it in boiling water, and my throat felt like it had been scoured with an industrial-strength sanding drill. While Tom's soap may be au naturel, my mouth is in au natur-Hell."
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I'm going back to Zum. I'm reading the ebay notebook scam and trying to figure a way to turn this into a prank on that fucking spammer who is always posting for rich singles here.
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Oooooooh, you mean "P-P-P-Powerbook"??? LOL! Yeah, how CAN we do something like that to the spammers?
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
20 years later i still have nightmares about the combination lock on my high school locker.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
There's more:
"This time, instead of throwing in $1.00, I decided to tape two pictures of rap superstar 50 Cent, because that adds up to a dollar"
HAHAHA
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My bad feelings about planes started in the 1980's when there was this Hawaiian Air flight to NZ and one of the panels flew off and some people got sucked out of their seat. Everyone else survived, but the thought that I could just be sitting there watching that damn movie and then be falling 30,000 feet into the pacific FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT. You're not just dying on a plane with a bunch of people who are screaming that you might be able to hold hands and pray with, you're dying alone...in the sky...and surviving means being eaten by sharks or swimming for a few hours until you tire and drown.
I'm going back to Zum. I'm reading the ebay notebook scam and trying to figure a way to turn this into a prank on that fucking spammer who is always posting for rich singles here.
Submitted by kiwikim on October 18, 2008 - 3:08am.
LOLs at "The next time I went through, I decided to just write them an I.O.U., and tape it to the toll booth. I signed it "Mariah Carey," because I figured she can afford the extra dollar." Hahaha.
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Submitted by TITS on October 18, 2008 - 3:08am.
i dreamt i went to work naked.
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Hahahaha. Pfftt. I have that one once a week.
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Submitted by kiwikim on October 18, 2008 - 3:05am.
I had my first 'plane crash' dream about two weeks ago. I survived the crash but wouldn't leave the plane (which was all dark and smokey) 'cause I thought there were people I knew who needed help to get out and I couldn't find them.
Have no plans to get on a plane at this time.
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Here are some really good tips for avoiding paying tolls on the turnpike.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/turnpike/
I think the IOU from Mariah Carey is the best idea.
i dreamt i went to work naked.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Submitted by minnow on October 18, 2008 - 2:16am.
A few years ago, my bf was coming back on a plane and I dreamed it burst into flames right as it was landing... So I woke up and checked my voicemail, and he had left me a message saying, "Hey, love ya in case I don't make it, I've got a horrible feeling about this plane, anyway, I'll call you later." Turns out he was right, they announced there was a problem with the plane and everyone had to get off and re-board another. So it was a slightly odd coincidence- not that my dream would have changed the outcome one way or the other...
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my friends had this flat mate at university that always woke up screaming from a nightmare he was falling off a cliff. One night he was driving back from a concert in a car full of people and they missed a turn and drove off a cliff into the sea. All of them died.
It's easy to discount your feeling because you want to be rational and have to be adult, yada yada yada. but it's better to take care.
The only problem with the plane thing is that I always hate getting on to a plane. Especially with all this quantas bullshit going on lately-they've had like four major problems lately.
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 2:59am.
Gold! When you barely have money to eat, you have to do what you have to do. I would have felt bad about it (but didn't) since our 'public' transport was taken over by private business and ticket prices have gone through the roof. *Grumbles*
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Hahaha. I thought the drip brought the dinosaur out as well as Joe the plumber, but it comes out by itself.
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***Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 2:40am.***
Ha, when my brother and I lived in Dallas, we lived right off the Tollway and they had video cameras everywhere. He was always broke at the time.
He used to throw invisible change into the money hopper and when the light didn't turn green, he'd just throw up his arms as if he was getting ripped off, then drive through.
Pretty slick.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?