Afternoon Crumbs
Damn! Elizabeth Hurley is suffocating her chichis - Egotastic!
Jennifer Aniston visited an elementary school yesterday. She probably wanted to buy one of them - Popsugar
The extremely elegant Shauna Sand WITHOUT her exquisite lucite heels. How can she even walk?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kathy Griffin talks about everyone's least favorite Survivor reject - Towleroad
Lynda Carter looks way fucking better than Courtney Cox - Lainey Gossip
You betcha! Sarah Palin will be on SNL this Saturday - Just Jared
The paps still take pictures of Kristin Cavallari - Hollywood Tuna
Kanye West's naked party - Hollywood Rag
Serena Williams has an ass that makes panties cry - IDLYITW
One of these will be Aubrey O'Day's Halloween costume - Cityrag
Here's a little interview I did with SheWired about gayelles. Read that shit if you want.
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sensimina, or Paris! You know hers is coming, and SHE won't turn hers down!
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 4:15pm.
see? even he knows how shitty and worthless those things are now!
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In truth, Page didn't want to be upstaged by Tinkles, the star of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, who would be getting his star directly afterward.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Uvula, you can see the graphing on his finger and hand.
Sad.
Farah you are all kinds of awesome!
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JIMMY PAGE IS AWESOME!!!:
According to reports, a life-long fan of Led Zeppelin wrote to each surviving band member to request permission to nominate them for a Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
Guitarist Jimmy Page , though, "kindly" pressed the fan not to proceed with the idea.
Page's mouthpiece reportedly said, "He (Page) has asked me to thank you for this interest but he does not feel that this is something that he can endorse."
We can see the legendary rocker not wanting to deal with the cheesetasticness that goes around getting a star.
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see? even he knows how shitty and worthless those things are now!
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
Liz is a first-grade gold-digging cunt, and she's showing signs of aging in her face, but Jesus, the broad has got a great body.
Ouch, Liz. My chi chis hurt just from looking at that picture.
Damn! Lynda is looking good. Courtney should never wear red lipstick. Ever.
I was hoping to see a Mystique among those painted on costumes. That would be pretty neat.
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Submitted by Tubereuse on October 17, 2008 - 4:06pm.
If Palin's not a racist, she's been doing a good imitation of one. Shame on SNL for countenancing her lies and her attacks on Obama and the poor.
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How is Palin a racist? Shit, Obama and McCain are running against each other - BOTH sides have been attacking! I'm not happy with either candidate but I've never heard so many accusations of racism in my life. I've been following the election closely and I haven't heard anything racist come out of Palin. I'm not even going to say anything more about it because I'll probably be ripped to fucking shreds for defending Palin on anything, regardless of the fact that I don't care for her. It just bothers me to see the word racist tossed around so flippantly. It seems that anyone who is not for Obama is called racist and that's insulting, because for most people I DON'T believe race is a factor in this election.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Farrah: BLAME IT ON THE SYPHILLIS BABE!
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BWAHAHAHA, i typed "DEA" instead of "DAE".
damn sugar!!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Farrah: I think we all are, sob...
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SUCKS! apparently, DEA was the only one lucky enough to read it. Do you think.....*cue cheap suspense movie music* those damn gayelles are sabotaging it???
my imagination is running wild today, i blame it on the sugar, but then again, i have freaking loads of sugar on a daily basis. I'm addicted to it...sometimes i cheat with high fructose corn syrup. Shit, i AM in bad shape today, uh?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 17, 2008 - 4:09pm.
I am BOYCOTTING SNL this weekend.
Join me, won't you?
And to Tina Fey who reads DLISTED and other SNL people, sorry slut, I just can't watch that pathetic, mindless hwore.
AMEN TIMES! NOT A MAVERICK MOVE BITCHES!
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Love Anderson- I can't stand to watch Tina even mock Palin. The whole thing makes me so uncomfortable. Then it all gives way to rage and I start throwing shit at the TV.
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old
I am BOYCOTTING SNL this weekend.
Join me, won't you?
And to Tina Fey who reads DLISTED and other SNL people, sorry slut, I just can't watch that pathetic, mindless hwore.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
If Palin's not a racist, she's been doing a good imitation of one. Shame on SNL for countenancing her lies and her attacks on Obama and the poor.
ME- TMZ had a closeup of the finger and no warning and I almost shat myself.
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old
Off Topic: I went to go log into Myspace and on the log in page there is a thing to read Travis Barkers latest blog update from the hospital. It's got some pics. He's burned really bad. You can see he's gauzed all the way up to his chest. And he's got a pic flipping off the camera, hand and fingers all burned and raw flesh.
Poor guy.
Sorry, Lizzie. Your face still done be busted.
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old
tonight I will show my man this picture of Liz H and he will STILL tell me she's the hottest thing ever! GEEEZ! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by luckycharms on October 17, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Hag said she'd kill herself if she got that fat.
"I've always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I'd kill myself if I was that fat."
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Go Phillies!
aww memories..growing up I always insisted on dressing up as Wonder Woman for HW.
Liz's cleavage is borderline perverse.
Girl's been dressing the same style for the last 20 years. I think that's enough now. At some point soon you'll start looking like a ridiculous old twat.
For some reason I can't stand this bitch.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I tried to read Michael K's article but the site didn't work
Off topic (I seem to be doing that a lot today)
Who wants to tell Unfitney EXCATLY what you think of her? Well She's started the "B Line" you can phone a number and leave "little loved filled messages" to her.
The number is (310) 341-4438
http://www.britney.com/blog/its-the-b-line-btches
You can hear what have fans have been leaving her here :-
http://www.mozes.com/britney
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Farrah: I think we all are, sob...
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Liz is looking hard. Hate when that happens.
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oooooo.. I should get a wonder woman avie.
OnTopic: Liz is losing her hair.. oh, and her looks.
anyone else having problems with MK's gayelle interview link?
dammit, i hate this teasing shit!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Liz...your tittay sacks are about to burst!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Lynda is hot! But courtney is too.
I loved Wonder Woman so much when I was really young.
POWER TO THE AMAZON WOMEN!!!
Ahhh Lynda Carter....lookin fine!! ...and to think that Courteney was trying to look younger next to someone for once...after the whole Demi thing.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Elizabeth Hurley is the same person who said, about 10 years ago, she wouldn't walk out of her house if she was a fat as Marylin Monroe was....
Ugh, Kanye.
He disgusts me.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
OUCH! tittays in distress :(
can feel their hurtin here!
I never missed a week of Wonder Woman, and I happily own them on DVD! Linda Carter was, is, and will always be the hotness.
"Read that shit if you want."
Fuck MK! You are our Huckleberry BITCH! Wait, actually your our Brangelina!!!!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Ditto what madam s. said. I think every dlisted slut is trying to read the article.
Linda Carter looks pretty good even after being an alcoholic!
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Sweet childhood memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbIrR3cjMQ
Do they test fr doping in women's tennis? Because it's pretty f*cking obvious Serena Williams is using steroids.
MK,
I think you broke the SheWired website. I'll have to check back later for your interview. Congrats, though!
What do I have to do to look like Lynda Carter when I'm 57??? I'm going to buy some Wonder Woman Underoos and just start wearing them for good luck.
Gwad, Kanye West is a loathsome creature.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Liz Hurley LOLCAT:
OH halo thar! Ize makin yew awhere of mah brests on brest canser awherethis munth!
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I can't wait til next weeks SNL Jon Hamm is hosting!
Posugar is about as bad with the Jen hate as JJ is. That "Mesayme" poster is fuckin psycho and she has kids.....
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Kp on October 17, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Drunken Stepfather lost it's novelty a loong time ago. I cant believe what douchebags that post there.
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I agree, but somehow I can take the over the top douchiness there better than the posters at Hollywood Tuna busting a serious nut over Jessica Simpson's tits.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
That dress does not scream comfy!!.. Ay.. it hurts just looking at it.. but then again.. my bobies are all sore 'cause of breastfeeding.. ( I know tmi)
Good lord Liz....try the next size up next time. GEez. Small much??
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Chichi abuse! They are trying to escape.
Dlisters for Ethical chichi treatment (DECT)
I can't open up the site with MK's interview. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
"It's like judging a grandmother's love."
Brilliant, Kanye.
I can just imaging yo grandma expressing her love by crashing your b-day party with 40 naked girls\"live performance artists".
Art.
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Keep god out of California
waaa I can't get MK's interview to load! if it's short can someone post it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i