Afternoon Crumbs

Pee Ess:

I do wish Miley's 20 year-old boyfriend would come down here and sit on my face. Was just looking thru the pix MK has on here of her and her grown-up man...damn, is he sexy. Way too sexy for wotz-her-name...maybe Achy-Breaky is saving the b/f up for himself.

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

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The extremely elegant Shauna Sand WITHOUT her exquisite lucite heels. How can she even walk?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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So who's the Rudolf Nureyev look-alike with her in those pix? Another Shauna wannabe?

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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"

LOVE the interview. Its a whole new side of MK; still crazy fun but also more personal.

Lynda Carter has always been hot and will forever be hot.

These new celebu-skanks need to bow down and beg for some beauty tips!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Is It Nov 4th yet??
Gosh I really dont have any idea why people would pick McPalin...
I respect McCain as an ex POW and a war veteran but Palin is beyond me..
on the other hand, I love your interview MK!!

Could Palin do anything worse? Jeez. We don't take her seriously now and she thinks it's going to improve her image by avoiding the "serious" topics and now she's going to spend a week-a serious fucking week in American history-rehearsing for a comedy show?

Well, at least the dumb bitch will have lines. Let's see if she can memorize them.
The cherry on this cake is that her retarded ignorant supporters will be asleep getting ready for church or sneaking outside to fuck hockey drunks and won't see how bad she really is and no votes will be changed by her truly awful performance. No, only we will be a witness to the fuckery.

MK, I loved your interview. I'm pretty sure I've just figured out what we finally have in common besides snarking on underwhelming celebs. We both share a sick kinda love/fascination/infatuation with Kyra!! I've stalk....erm, followed her career for many a creepy year now. Always reminds me of the saying: Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Course, those could just be words that I hear after over a dozen weddings of hideously colored and designed maid of honor dresses.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

Great interview MK, you should do more.

This is how Adriane Curry would look if her eyes weren't so far apart like a lizard. Nice Headlights!

Good job on the interview!

I've always though Courteney Cox was an ugly bitch with no fashion sense.

MK, your interview was fabulous!

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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."

Too bad Hurleys face is not as hot as her chi-chis
Practically anybody is hotter than Cox

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Liz is looking trannylicious for sure. I hate th bitch, but she IS a beautiful woman, she does not need to resort to this fuckery.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

liz hurley's such a hot bitch!
i love her to pieces.

Oh hell yes Lynda - through that fucking golden lasso around my junk!! She looks dam fine for an old bitch!!

Submitted by radio siren on October 17, 2008 - 5:39pm.
DAE, thank you so much for posting that; the site wouldn't open for me at all here at work.

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YW :0)

~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Oh MK I love you. Hottest slut of them all.

Serena looks like James Brown with chi-chis...

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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..

Fun interview! Goes to show ya that there are no stupid questions. Thanks for stepping up to the plate, MK! And it was interesting to hear how stuff got started, and that MK is going to stay mostly behind the scenes.

Lynda Carter isn't merely Wonder Woman - she is The Goddess of Beauty herself. That is some good genes combined with some GREAT work she's had done.

DAE, thank you so much for posting that; the site wouldn't open for me at all here at work.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

OMG MK that was one HWAT interview!
I love the way you switch it up and interview about lezzies!
LOL seriously - the whole thing is hot.

(and educational: I know now that I'm "old school" like that;)

PS. Thanks letinstar for the heads up...sometimes I skim badly...

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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congrats mk on your interview with shewired...you'll always be a hot slut to me...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)

Submitted by Farrah on October 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:33pm

and you know why you were the Chosen One, right?
Because you're so damn sweet, you're never rude to anyone, you're always a sweetheart.
The rest of us sluts are beyond salvation...

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I'm not as innocent as some of you think...

~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Incase the site gooes down again - MK's intreview in full

From his inauspicious beginnings blogging for personal pleasure to his current status as a tears-down-the-face, piss-off-the-office with loud laughter, hilarious gossip guru to his more heady position as an anthropological chronicler of celebrity gayelle activity, there’s no denying DListed.com's Michael K’s priceless contributions to the blogosphere.

DListed’s tried and true daily doses of ironic hilarity, including his famed “Hot Slut of the Day,” and “Caption This,” posts and the familiarity with which he’s bestowed friendly monikers like “Fishsticks” for Gwyneth Paltrow, “Vadge” for Madonna or Madge, and Rojo Caliente for Cynthia Nixon’s elusive partner Christine Marinoni, takes the gossip sites to a new level of smart, witty and wildly irreverent.
Despite his range of interests including “Cheesus,” a famed Jesus shaped Cheeto that resides in a jewelry box courtesy of the lovely Evangelical loony tune that put it there and his fascination with Salma Hayek’s "chi chis," it's Michael K’s Margaret Mead-like devotion to studying the habits of famous lesbians, or gayelles -- the name he’s adopted for the Sapphic set -- that sets him apart.

The elusive Michael K., who’s harder to spot in public than his favorite unicorn-like gayelle, Rojo Caliente, took time out from his round-the-clock slate of wet-the-knickers funny celebrity blog posts the day after the Emmy Awards to chat with SheWired.com about his fave gayelles. And, in the midst of a friendly game of “Who’s the Celebrity Girl on Girl Top?” he indulged in a mini lesson on lesbian sex.

SW: Hi Michael. Thank you for taking time out from blogging. I imagine it takes a lot of energy. You’re so creative.

MK: I’m not.

SW: Aww. I really want to talk to you about gayelles. But first, I’d like a little background about you because there’s not much out there. How did you get started?

MK: I worked at a job for M, which is like a Manhunt type thing. I wrote the letters and stuff and I kind of just started writing there on my down time. At lunch when I had nothing to do I would write about stuff. I didn’t think it would become anything. It was just stupid fun and then, it was about six months to a year later when I realized there were people reading it and that’s when I had to decide where I was going to go with it.

SW: What was the catalyst that made DListed turn a corner and take off?

MK: I don’t know. I never promoted it. I never advertised. That was never my goal. I think it was that my friends would read it and they’d send it to their friends. I used to post personal pictures and stuff because I saw it as both a personal blog and a blog about just things that I like. So that’s when I decided I wasn’t going to make it personal. I was just going to cover this and focus on that.

SW: What was the genesis of staples like “Hot Slut” and “Caption This?”

MK: My friend Jesse and I always use the term hot slut…a positive thing.

SW: Of course.

MK: One day he was watching One Life to Live and he said “Oh my God, Dorian Lord is such a hot slut. You should post a picture of her and say she’s a hot slut.” So, that’s what I did and then it became a daily thing for people who weren’t very known or who weren’t famous.

SW: I love it. You are pretty behind the scenes compared to, say, Perez Hilton, who’s everywhere. Are we going to see more of you?

MK: It depends. I’m very skeptical because I don’t want to be like that. I feel like I’m already compared to Perez so much. Even if I do something that’s slightly like putting my toes out there, I’ll get people saying, “Oh don’t become Perez.” And I don’t want really want to become because I like the us versus them mentality. I’ve dabbled in things but I also don’t want to be cheesy. I’m not really good at being fake and on a lot of these TV shows and things, you kind of have to be showbizzy fake. And I can’t really do that. Even if I force myself. Plus, it’s easier for me to articulate through words than it is on the spot.

SW: I love your thorough gayelle coverage. When did you decide to claim the name?

MK: Well, there was an article I covered about this group… this movement of lesbians who wanted to be called gayelles because they feel like they are the female equivalent of the gays. So, Gay-elle. I thought it was kind of weird. I get bored saying the same thing all the time. So it became another word for lesbian.

SW: Well, it's thanks to you the term has a shelf life. On the subject of gayelles, we had a very special evening last night. Not only was it the Emmys but Rojo Caliente showed up. How did that make you feel when you saw your favorite gayelle?

MK: Ummm. I feel bad and I feel excited. I feel bad because I feel like she really doesn’t want attention and I’m giving her all this attention. People have actually sent me pictures of her on the street and I haven’t posted them because I feel bad. She’s not trying to be out there and she just happens to be in love with someone who’s famous. I get really excited and I want to talk about her but then I’m like, I kind of need to give her space.

SW: Awww. You care about Rojo.

MK: Now, if she were out there every night…

SW: I know. Gloves off. Speaking of the ones who are out there every night…Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. What’s the deal with them. Are they really full on…

MK: Oh yeah. Don’t you think?

SW: Oh I do. But I wanted to hear it from you.

MK: No I do. But I think they’re being smart about it. For some reason I have respect for celebrities who aren’t hiding anything but also who don’t feel they have to come out on a magazine cover. I don’t think they need to do that. I just think they need to be themselves and not lie to anybody. That’s why I kind of like how they’re doing things.

SW: Now are you a Lindsay fan? Because I can’t get enough. I just think she’s the gift that keeps on giving.

MK: I go back and forth. I think I really liked her when she was a mess because I like messes. But when she started cleaning up I liked it.

SW: Okay... so the Emmys… Who was your favorite dress?

MK: None of them.

SW: Not even Brooke Shields?

MK: No. See I don’t like it when they look good. That’s not my best dressed. I never liked that. That’s probably my worst.

SW: Well. Phoebe Price looked pretty great.

MK: Well, but she doesn’t really count. She was there. I don’t know if she got in.

SW: There was a photo on AfterEllen.com of Vanessa Williams posing and Phoebe Price is marching around in the background.

MK: (laughs) And she does that too. She’ll march in the background. She’ll try to get on camera. She just doesn’t care.

SW: So none of them were a big enough mess for you?

MK: There were a few that were ok. But they’re TV people and TV people are all really boring. I feel like people are really playing it safe. Like even the VMA’s. They all looked normal.

SW: Okay, so I really want to do a match up of real or fantasy gayelle couples and do a who’s the top type thing. Would you be into that?

MK: Sure.

SW: First, one more thing about the Emmys. I was really into that category in which Glenn Close won Best Actress in a Drama or whatever. I’m wondering… of all those women with Glenn, Mariska,

MK: Kyra Sedgwick…

SW: Which one of them would win in an oil wrestling competition?

MK: Oh. Let me see, there’s Kyra. Oh Holly Hunter! I think she’s really backwoods.

SW: (laughs) That’s what my co-worker says about her

MK: Yeah. She’s really backwoods. She probably opens beer with her teeth. Like, Kyra Sedgwick acts rough but I think she’s kind of dainty. And Glenn Close I think… well, she’s Glenn Close.

SW: Right.

MK: Who else?

SW: Sally Field.

MK: Oh wait. I think it would be between Holly Hunter and Sally Field. Sally Field’s kind of crazy.

SW: Okay….so top and bottom. I name a pair of names and you name the top. Who’s the top? Tina Fey or Amy Poehler…

MK: Umm. Let me think. You know, I would say, Tina’s the bottom.

SW: Ooooh.

MK: Because I always think the one that’s more like powerful is sometimes the one that likes to…

SW: Give it up in the bedroom.

MK: That’s what I would say.

SW: So this seems obvious and it isn’t fake but sometimes they surprise you. What about Lohan and Ronson?

MK: Well, yeah, I think it’s the obvious. Noooo. Yeah. I think it’s the obvious. Yeah.

SW: What about Penny and Salma?

MK: Oh, you know I think they switch it up. Because I think it’s mostly Salma but I think it makes it hard because of her really big breasts. Like… lesbian sex. I don’t understand lesbian sex all the way.

SW: What about it?

MK: So do you… not every couple uses dildos and stuff do they?

SW: No, no.

MK: Do most do strap-ons and stuff?

SW: In my world. Yes! But no… I think it’s very old school.

MK: To use strap ons and stuff?

SW: No. To not.

MK: Oh. Now a days to you switch on and off or is there someone that’s like only the top that will only strap on? And one that will only…

SW: That’s rare… the ones who only strap it on. Like maybe some really big biker butches who may or may not have dated Angelina once upon a time. But I don’t really know.

MK: Wow. Who will only strap on? Are there some lesbians who will only eat pussy but won’t let a girl go down on them?

SW: Yes. That’s very old school butch. Stone butch.

MK: Good to know… How do they get off?

SW: I don’t really know. Ithink there's some friction that helps but I’ve never dated someone who won't let me touch them. I’m kind of like, what’s the point?

MK: But Salma and Penny. I think they switch.

SW: So… Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.

MK: Oh. Aniston’s the top.

SW: (laughs)

MK: Although she’s kind of needy.

SW: I know. What’s that about?

MK: No! I think she’s the top because I think she wants to please so bad.

SW: Ohhh.

MK: And I feel bad for her. She feels like, if she gets Courteney off good enough she’ll never leave her.

SW: Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet.

MK: Uhhh. Cate Blanchett… Ummm. I don’t know. What do most people say? I would say Blanchett. She’s won more Oscars.

SW: She’s won. Winslet has never.Okay…this is an old one… Valerie Bertinelli and Nancy Mckeon.

MK: Nancy Mckeon. I know it’s the obvious one.

SW: I think years ago it would have been Valerie but I think she’s switching it up a little.

MK: Yeah. But I don’t think Nancy Mckeon wouldn’t know how to receive. She wouldn’t know how to release.

SW: Poor Jo Polnachek. So, I don’t have much for you… but oh.. the Salma Hayek thing on Jimmy Kimmel when she did a production number and called him fat...

MK: Oh, I didn’t see that.

SW: Her chichis look great.

MK: They always do. Even when they’re covered.
Stop by DListed.com for hot celebrity dish and the latest gayelle sightings.

~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Michael K. congrats on the gayelle interview.

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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.

ShiningKnight on October 1

MK As Honorary Slut of the Day!

I finally got to read the interview!

MK!!! You are so cute!

Love the lesbian sex 101. BWAHAHAHHAAA!

MK and I just learned a little more about lesbian sex!!!

Bwhahahaaaa! Awesome Michael!

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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo

One day I sat right next to Linda Carter in Nobu in NY, she was looking at me and my boyfriend
She does look good in person

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I think MK should be Honorary Hot Slut of the day!

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Go Phillies!

That's a hot B&W of Penny and Salma. *retiring for the afternoon*

cute story w/mk.

'good to know. but how do they get off?'

titter

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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i

ok, beeshes, the interview site is back up, go grab yer Sanka (or other concoctions)read and be merry, beeshes!
Damn, i just realized i didn't even knew what Rojo Caliente's real name was, LMAO!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

"For some reason I have respect for celebrities who aren’t hiding anything but also who don’t feel they have to come out on a magazine cover. I don’t think they need to do that. I just think they need to be themselves and not lie to anybody. That’s why I kind of like how they’re doing things. "

ITA MK. Very funny article. And I learned some stuff about gayelle sex. Always learning something on DL.

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Sweet childhood memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbIrR3cjMQ

guys check for the MK article now,!
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awwwwwe, I am so proud of kitten!
But if he gets a big head from this and runs off with rojo and adopts 12 dogs from impoverished lands, I am gonna be pissed!

hugs y'all
xoxoxo

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:33pm

and you know why you were the Chosen One, right?
Because you're so damn sweet, you're never rude to anyone, you're always a sweetheart.
The rest of us sluts are beyond salvation...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

Submitted by Farrah on October 17, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Farrah: I think we all are, sob...
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SUCKS! apparently, DEA was the only one lucky enough to read it

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Really? Cool.

I can't get to work anymore, it's all you damn MKaloonies making that poor website crash!!! lol

~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Farrah, no Ceiling Eyes in the Crumbs! WTF?
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shit, i'm in such shock i don't know whether to laugh or cry... or have more sugar!
the word has spread, bwahaha, hopefully, Ceiling Eyes is so fucking scared you're gonna go straighten her up, she's probably hiding in her closet, staring at the light bulb ON TOP OF HER HEAD.

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

Why is SNL having Palin on it?

Geezus. are they that desperate for ratings?

I PRAY that they stick it to her since Palin is too dumb to comprehend irony.

Farrah, no Ceiling Eyes in the Crumbs! WTF?

loves you beesh- and I am a sugar junkie too!

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I see right through you
I walk right through you
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Elizabeth Hurling hired Aubrey O'lame's makeup artist for this joint. Bitch is looking SPENT and call girl-ish.

oh yeah ME that was gross, poor dude! burns must hurt so much
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 4:15pm.
JIMMY PAGE IS AWESOME!!!:

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I'm a huge Led Zeppelin fan. I saw them live in 1978, I was only 14 and my big brother took me. Jimmy Page can play that guitar like you would not believe. As talented as I think Hendrix was, and Clapton is, Page is head and shoulders above them. If you ever get a minute, hop into You Tube and type in Led Zeppelin Boogie Mamma. You'll love it.

Submitted by snowpiece
submitted by LoLo
Farrah: BLAME IT ON THE SYPHILLIS BABE!
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you're both going down with me, beeshes, i done told yous, we should have used protection on the earlier posts. Dammit! we're worse than J.L. Spears!!
*running to the free clinic*

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

PSL

I totally assumed Wonky AND Tinkerbell (RIP, I think) already had one!

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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.

Courtney's face looks all kinds of fakey.

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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.

MM was 5.5 feet tall and her weight fluctuated between 118 and 140.
Not fat.

Hurley is a stupid sow.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.