At Least It Wasn't Prince Hot Ginge
Hell no. The Mirror posted a couple of pictures of Prince Willy hanging out with "two showgirls." They call Xtina and Wonky McValtrex "showgirls." That's just a polite way of saying "two whores."
Prince Willy was out with Prince Harry at London's Whisky Mint when he suddenly excused himself to go talk to Xtina who was sitting with Bat Boy nearby. A witness claims the "two sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously." Outrageously! Xtina was probably just trying to offer Prince Willy her hat so that he could cover his bald spot.
A few moments later, Wonky McValtrex sat her slut ass at Xtina's table. I'm surprised everyone didn't run like roaches in fear of catching her diseases. When Wonky showed up, Prince Hot Ginge hit the road. That's right. He knows that even looking her way will send you straight to the free clinic.
Prince Willy stuck around and braved Wonky's mutant crabs. The witness said after a few minutes the two were exchanging numbers. Please. Wonky was just giving him the number to the doctor that can fix the rash he got from sitting so close to her.
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What the eff happened to Prince Willy? Kate sucked the hot right out of him. Poor guy.
Remember when he was the hot one and Prince Harry was just the ginge brother? My how the tables turn.
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More evidence that Prince Hot Ginge (thanks MK - he will be that forever to me now) is the superior Prince and SBK (should be King!)
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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
Isn't he like 25? Geez even Prince Charles didn't go bald that early in life. Remember when he was the hot one and Prince Harry was just the ginge brother? My how the tables turn.
Making his mother proud...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on October 17, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Yah, me too, luv... :)
On a side note, maybe we've found the next Wallis Simpson?
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I love you too Morrissey! And I am a total dork, and I completely know it!
Paris Hilton = biggest follower/joiner on the planet. AS IF the heir to the throne of England would think TWICE about phoning this pile of shit under any circs.... don't think so, bitch!
Doesn't Paris have a a tattooed sack of dimpled dough to fuck? I mean, shouldn't she be on her knees sucking the sad, limp dick of some Boy George wannabe right now? Instead of offering some bald inbred all you can eat crab legs?
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Jeffro11 !
I'm getting NONE! ZERO! ZILCH! NADA!
Wait, do i count myself?
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I can see why a lot of the Brits want to get rid of the monarchy. They do nothing but club and use up oxygen on the taxpayers wallet. I am very shocked that William didn't immediately get the hell out when the Herp sat down. He really must not be the brightest bulb.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 17, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Is this what they mean by "One Night in Bangcock?"
I dunno but im sure he must be bangin his cock between two heavy science books right about now if he drunkenly stuck the tip in Paris's frankenpussy of a lab experiment gone wrong man!
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Is this what they mean by "One Night in Bangcock?"
Impertinent Vixen, I love you. :P
They are all in the same family though, with inbreeding 'n' all!
But I love that you know about royals. Endlessly fascinating stuff, that
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 17, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Jeffro11,
How the hell are ya? What's new? What's exciting? What's worth talking about??
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Not much is new, waiting to get the hell outta here for the week. Most of the bosses are in a conference this week so about this time of day people just start disappearing early.
Sup wit you? Getting any? LOL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I honestly don't think they are back on, let alone in a serious relationship. It's been speculated that one of the reasons why they broke up was because he felt that he was under alot of pressure to committ to Kate and he just wasn't ready for marriage, but hey whatever.
I hope they aren't, so I could go and find his sexy ass, but if they are they are, if they're not they're not.
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When I have my dream television show "Celebrity Executions", Xtina and Paris will be the first to go. Xtina will tumble into a giant vat of lanolin (which I'm sure is a major ingredient in her beloved cosmetics) and soften to death and Wonky will be doused with chum and left on a beach to devoured by real crabs. I'm looking for a network to pitch this to - any execs here? I have other plans for Fishy Paltrow, Madonna, etc....
Poor Wills is so fug these days. He was such an adorable ringer for his mom way back when. Of course, Harry was the ugly one back then. Funny how things work out.
Chicaloca, I don't think Wills would cheat with Paris (who is love for REAL THIS TIME you know- *gags*), but he is definitely back with Kate. They are very serious. Just because he didn't make an announcement to the fucking media, it doesn't mean they aren't committed.
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3. Are Henry VIII, Elizabeth I, Victoria I and George VI (all DIRECT descendants of Princes Willy and Hot Ginge) spinning in their graves? Yeahithinkso.
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They may be spinning, but they're not direct descendants. The word you're looking for is ancestors, and of those mentioned, only Victoria (no I) and George VI are directly related to the young princes. Henry VIII's heir died without breeding, as did Elizabeth I, and the throne went to James, the son of Mary Queen of Scots, from whom the modern royal family is descended.
Jeffro11,
How the hell are ya? What's new? What's exciting? What's worth talking about??
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Bald spot or not he is sexy. After he released the press statement that he and kate had broken up. He never confirmed that they were back together. Yes they have been seen together on occasion, but I don't think they are back in a serious relationship.
So it's not like he's cheating, who knows they could have been talking about politics LOL. I say he is young and he is a future king, so damn it he is entitled to get his flirt on.
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Come on, I am hoping Prince William is just a really nice guy. I saw some crap about his work in 3rd world countries and he looked like he would talk to just about anyone who came up to him. Well anyways I will keep thinking that.
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Hey Clarisse, WTF is up?
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Wonky is no Koo Stark..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Really! The second in line for the royal throne giving his number to Valtrex Hilton? Really?
Pray to god the Queen lives for ever!
*bum bum bum bum I'm the Queen, I live forever!*
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Jeffro, just making sure....lol
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Well they say that reptillians are sex addicts. Google it - reptillians not sex addicts! Pervs!
In Willy's defense, Xtina isn't sporting the Tranny Clown look, and why not look at tits when they're right in your face?
As far as Wonky goes, she'd give her # to a homeless guy if she thought the paps were taking pics.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
1. Waity-Katie (Prince Willy's fiancee) is going to beat some ass. She's gonna be pissed. She grates my nerves, tho. She's vapid, nuttin.
2. The Queen doesn't give a shit. She's resigned herself to these people, her offspringz, acting like "commoners". She knows she's the last dignified, devoted royal. When she dies, the dignity of the monarchy dies with her.
3. Are Henry VIII, Elizabeth I, Victoria I and George VI (all DIRECT descendants of Princes Willy and Hot Ginge) spinning in their graves? Yeahithinkso.
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Princess Diana looked great in designer clothing and could seem very emphatic when greeting the aged and infirm. These two spawn have nothing to offer the public that is of interest.
Since their lives are so shallow how utterly appropriate that they've been photographed next to christina and paris.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Royal Family's inbreeding + Wonky's virulent STD strains = World annihilation.
Jeffro, you know I think Paris is a big pile of shit....that was sarcasm.....
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I know, but it it was a perfect analogy, couldn't resist! LOL
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Jeffro, you know I think Paris is a big pile of shit....that was sarcasm.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 1:18pm.
well, Paris IS American Royalty. It is only fitting that she should hang with Wills.
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She's about as 'royal' as Ron Jeremy!
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
well, Paris IS American Royalty. It is only fitting that she should hang with Wills.
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Tempting, but i'd rather not go to prision for mudering a whore.
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It should be made a law - men/women CLOSE you legs when sitting, it's not hard people!!
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Give the kid a break. He's a young prince, wants for nothing, and has the world by the balls...King of the Frat Boys.
Why not ball two of the biggest whores in American pop culture?
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His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...
remember when he was hot? must suck to peak at 15
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I hope Kate Middleton made him get tested for STDs.
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Woh cares? He is a guy...he needs to do that kind of shit in his life before settling down with some stupid boring bitch...
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Submitted by yepyepyep on October 17, 2008 - 12:57pm.
the Royal Family is just a bunch of overpaid white trash.
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oh-kaaay... um, what???
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 17, 2008 - 12:44pm.
3. Prince William, please close your legs when your sitting. Thank you.
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LOL, DAE, like straight guys EVER do that. That would be nice, though.
Paris, XTina and Willy? That's like a three ring circus. What the hell did they possibly talk about.
Yeah DAE...i think she's over in your country looking for a new BFF. Why dont you apply??? heheheh
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Hold a sec (yes I'm being slow today) Paris is in London? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU HAG!!!!!!! OUT, OUT, OUT!!!!!!!!!
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the Royal Family is just a bunch of overpaid white trash.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ew. Just.........ew.
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