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The way she bobs her head and her speech is just like a 15 year old. Britney is only successfull when she is pretending to be a teen??

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Britney looks like she's one pill away from being crazy again! Take your meds Brit!!!!!!

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Nutso's "Womanizer" is number 1 - go figure

Wha? Can't Brit afford a color camera? Or does she not want everyone to see her cheeto coloring.

I love Britney. She's so adorable, and I love how great she's been looking and how lucid she has seemed. She's finally coming out of the dark! Yayyyy, go Britney!

@Angel - yeah, just look for the email from eeg. LOL

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@TITS:

Awesome. I'll hit you back in a jiffy!

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Britney you belong in the 90s with the rest of those teeny booper tools that resurfaced.

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Submitted by ocd can be good on October 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.

I just realized who Britney reminds me of in this video. She looks like Jan Brady when she's jealous of Marcia Marcia Marcia.
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oooooh good call!

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 12:23pm.

@TITS: I was thinking it before but I know it now. Britney needs her own personal DListed Video, no? Then we can show all the looks that WE know about.
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I emailed you.

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RE: Britney's Number 1.

EVEN MK IS ADVERTISING FREE RING TONE DOWNLOADS. MUTHERFUCKER!

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Farrah: LOL he misses South Afrika where the people know how to behave
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@iHeartHaters:

DAMN! That Ali is U.G.L.Y. M she ugly - O so ugly M - O -O that cow goes MOOOOOOOOOO! And she can't act for shit. What football player would date that?!?

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Submitted by ocd can be good on October 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.

I just realized who Britney reminds me of in this video. She looks like Jan Brady when she's jealous of Marcia Marcia Marcia.
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LOL! Trudat.

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Submitted by Farrah on October 17, 2008 - 12:41pm.

Hetero slaves?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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I just realized who Britney reminds me of in this video. She looks like Jan Brady when she's jealous of Marcia Marcia Marcia.

I found it! ALi getting dissed by a cute little girl and they KEPT IT in the movie BWAHAHAHAA!!! Watch at 4:48.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4KNOGqMFQ&feature=related

I think Ali had a nose job too. It's supernarrow like her orange mother's.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by klik on October 17, 2008 - 12:32pm.

Well, it's not exactly shorter but narrower. Or is it an optical illusion created by the black hair colour? SOMETHING is off but I can't put my finger on it. Thicker lips perhaps?
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that might be it. Bitch has been playing with the sausage lips for a while now. But i want my money back anyways, dammit! (sorry, everybody's talking about pizza and lunch in the other threads, i'm on a diet and cranky!)

@Snowpiece: i don't know, maybe JB is out in his domains torturing his black slaves? or his jewish slaves? or anything darker than him slaves?

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I love the Cheetos girl and I am glad she is back after she got rid of her kiddos.

Why are Britney's people insisting on her reverting back to herself at 17? Next she's going to claim that she is saving herself for her next marriage.

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it looks like a nose job to me, where's JB to tell everyone about how I'm an expert, LOL
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are you fucking kidding me?? i've been begging for this 45 year old bitch to get a nose job forever now and you tell me she looks like she's already got one! the whole idea was to make it SHORTER, not longer, it's fucking hitting her chin now.
If she did get a nose job, i want my money back. I know it was not my money in the first place, but shouldn't we all get a refund for just looking at that mess???
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Well, it's not exactly shorter but narrower. Or is it an optical illusion created by the black hair colour? SOMETHING is off but I can't put my finger on it. Thicker lips perhaps?

@ angel

That made a lot fo sense, actually, although I don't believe Kevin would stop from leaving LA with the children because he wanted to be asshole. The idea of Unfitney going back to Kentwood with the kids is kinda scary. Look at how she treats them in LA. Can you imagine how much worse they'd be treated in Kentwood?

I remember her saying something like that too. Could this be the reason she's selling her house in LA? She's planning returning home?

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Imagine the children she'd have if she'd marry Daddy!! Ewwwwww.

@ TITS

Those pics are OLD pics, from when she was "hot" 1999 -2003/4. They're fan chosen of some shit.

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Submitted by Deb on October 17, 2008 - 12:27pm

LMAO!

no problem, deb! yeah, she looks happy about her site but does she really think we believe she's gonna have anyting to do with the updating!? oh come on! *rolling eyes*

Submitted by klik on October 17, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Ok - I've wanted to bring this up a couple of times before but didn't want to be the first one and nobody else seem to have noticed. Has Ali Lohan had a nose job?
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are you fucking kidding me?? i've been begging for this 45 year old bitch to get a nose job forever now and you tell me she looks like she's already got one! the whole idea was to make it SHORTER, not longer, it's fucking hitting her chin now.
If she did get a nose job, i want my money back. I know it was not my money in the first place, but shouldn't we all get a refund for just looking at that mess???

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ok, gotta go back to work before my boss returns and sees me fucking around.

i'll see you all bitches later! take care and play nice.

Submitted by Haribo on October 17, 2008 - 12:24pm.

Thanks Haribo! At the end she looks like a 4 year old who is proud that she can count to 5.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Orange Oprah found a way to look younger - make your young kids look much older. It's all about narrowing the gap.

What a clever bitch.

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by Deb on October 17, 2008 - 12:18pm

lol! oh, i understand ;]

she didn't say much. she said she's gonna update her own website with stuff like videos and pics.

She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

@TITS: I was thinking it before but I know it now. Britney needs her own personal DListed Video, no? Then we can show all the looks that WE know about.

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Ok - I've wanted to bring this up a couple of times before but didn't want to be the first one and nobody else seem to have noticed. Has Ali Lohan had a nose job? Seriously- she looks COMPLETELY different (as in Jennifer Gray different). She sort of disappeard from sight for a while, but now she seems to have returned to the public eye and methinks she's had a bit more than just a makeover.

From her website (yeah I went there, shut up)

Brit's Pics: A World Of Personas See all of Britney's stunning looks throughout her career.

Not brave enough to click.

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Submitted by Haribo on October 17, 2008 - 12:16pm.

No can do. He's on a conference call. ;(

What did she say, and why couldn't she memorize 17 seconds worth of script?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Doesn't this bitch have a desk, or an office to stream from? Why the bedroom?

LMAO...deb, don't be shy of ur hub! turn the volume on! :P

it's amazing how much weight she lost. i mean look at her! a few months ago she looked totally different. she looks like her old self now! good for her!

I think she's cultivating the hair under her lip and armpits to be transplanted to her head, so she can loose the weave...

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Wait! Did this bitch say SHE'D be updating her site?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Sure.

Wait for it girls, we will soon be seeing streaming video from comingback.

OK, the hub is working from home, so I had to watch Shitney's message on mute. What did she say?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

lol! yep, it must be the hair and lips.
she looks great though!

My three year old can read better than that.

WTF is up with her dark upper lip and that white lipstick?

Gross.

Submitted by TITS on October 17, 2008 - 12:05pm.
She's looking very shauna sand-like.

Is that good?
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THE worst reading job. Awful...and her eyes are scary!! They look soooo black. *shivers*

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She's looking very shauna sand-like.

Is that good?

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 17, 2008 - 11:52am.

"We're here with her kids," he said. "We have visitation rights. We have to stay to augment those rights." Britney, whose ex-husband Kevin Federline has primary custody of their children, will move back to Louisiana once 'we can travel with the kids (out of state) and spend time there,' her father said."

Jesus, Jamie! Pull a Papa Joe & marry her. It sounds like you are already. "We" this & "we" that. Kinda sounds like they're together for better or worse, 'til death do they part, huh?

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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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what's up with that "sweet" voice she's faking? parasite does the same voice. *puke*

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 17, 2008 - 11:52am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 11:45am.

And Britney. ENOUGH! GO LIVE WITH JL ALREADY!

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Well, according to Daddy Spears that will happen "soon"

"We're here with her kids," he said. "We have visitation rights. We have to stay to augment those rights." Britney, whose ex-husband Kevin Federline has primary custody of their children, will move back to Louisiana once 'we can travel with the kids (out of state) and spend time there,' her father said."
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You know what? I totally believe that. I always thought that part of the issue was actually KFed being the asshole during the 50/50 and saying "No fucking way. You're not taking my kids to live somewhere else" but really only cuz he's an asshole.

I also think that another part of the reason for staying was that, when they split, Britney thought a big comeback would get him back - but she din't check herself and couldn't handle it.

Because I do believe I remember her saying something about wanting to go where it's quiet for a while - but that was eons ago, now.

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well, if we must...
i guess we'll get a good look at what sort of vermin is actually nesting in her busted ass weave. I'm thinking possums. Lots of them.
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The Official Hillbilly Cheetoling Site...lol MK i almost pee myself from laughing!!!