Marky Mark Wants To Beat Down Andy Samberg
Jimmy Kimmel had former panty model Marky Mark on his show last night and played the clip from SNL of Andy Samberg's impersonation of him. You know, the "Say hi to your motha" skit. Marky turned on his "tough street bitch from Boston" switch and said, "You know what? When I see that kid... I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him 'Say hi to your motha for me.'" He said this while picking dried douche particles off of his shirt.
Marky went on to joke about the whole thing by continuing his bad impersonation of a mobster. He said he's going to get on a plane and "slap him in the big nose. Tune in. I guarantee you. And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me."
Marky's response would've been sooooo much better if he was naked and dancing around to "Good Vibrations." And instead of saying "big nose," he said "big peen" instead.
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Am I the only one who thinks he's joking & just being "fake" offended??? It doesn't seem like he actually cares to me...
Also, Mark was on "SNL" this past weekend, and he made fun of himself & was pretending to come after Andy Samburg. Seems like he has a pretty good sense of humor.
what a douche.
no way! andy was so funny in that skit! i thought it was pretty spot on, and marky mark needs to get a grip and stop acting like america's tough guy... boogie nights rocked and he was good in the departed but he's no national hero.
Looks like Marky's Calvin's are in a bunch!
"Actor Mark Wahlberg has listed his gated, 1.4-acre estate in Beverly Hills for $15.9 million. The property has about 15,000 square feet of living space, five bedrooms and 10-1/2 bathrooms."
He's such a tough guy. If I were Adam, I'd let him punch me, then sue him good.
I'm pretty sure Marky Mark isn't "joking" about cracking Adam Sambergs nose into two. Mark obviously has deep-seated rage issues, probably due to his feelings of inferiority and insecurity. You really have to be careful around a person who is unable to laugh at themselves - people like that are fucking WEIRD and SELF-CONSCIOUS in the worst kind of way, making them difficult to be around. Mark is like a dormant Mount Vesivus, who is just waiting to explode and obliterate innocent bystanders in the wake of its volcanic fury....
Submitted by suckstobemeandyou on October 17, 2008 - 3:21pm.
In 1988 Marky Mark here use a large piece of lumber to attack an innocent Vietnamese man and leave him BLIND FOR LIFE (do the Google search about the attack and his racist comments).
I see that he really learned his lesson since he is threating Sandberg with an unprovoked violent assault. Maybe he will actually kill someone this time.
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The ironic thing is that Mark described his incarceration after the unprovoked criminal attacks as the "turning point in his life." WTF was he talking about? As soon as someone mocks him (in a lame way, even!), Mark's self-righteous fury comes bubbling to the surface, cracking the thin veneer of "togetherness" into two. I mean, how DARE someone point out that Mark is basically a dim-witted, psychotic, humorless hooligan whose vocabulary consists of such silver lined words like "fuck, kike, and gook".
Frankly the skit wasn't that funny and the impersonation rather poor. Mark is lacking in the sense of humor department, but that's ok by me, I like him anyway!
oh god! i like him, but he needs to loosen up a bit..
i hope the guy from snl does 1000000000000000 more sketches making fun of his ass!!!!!!!
I love him but he definately can't take a joke
He's a piece of shit with a big bank account.
Say what you want - I would do this man in a heartbeat!! HOT!! I would do him and tell him "to say hi to his Motha for me"!
In 1988 Marky Mark here use a large piece of lumber to attack an innocent Vietnamese man and leave him BLIND FOR LIFE (do the Google search about the attack and his racist comments).
I see that he really learned his lesson since he is threating Sandberg with an unprovoked violent assault. Maybe he will actually kill someone this time.
Every time that dumbass opens his mouth, he confirms he's a selfish halfwit asshat.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
LOL!
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I don't give a f***...he could still get it..I'd just make him talk dirty to me in his sexy Boston accent the whole time,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
And that shit was funny! He is acting like it's a personal attack on him! He is on a show that makes fun of people YOU IDIOT!
He is like a mega douche! Like Spencer Pratt category doucheness. Why so serious? He is a racist piece of shit anyway. Fuck him.
what an emotional little girl! and "big nose"? racist much? he's just mad because he's now irrelevant and his movie will bomb.
What a pussy; can't he take a joke? He should be happy someone actually knows who he is.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
3 o' clock high, I hope this fight happens LOL!
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 1:11pm.
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I know you left but you have my vote for funniest fuck shit!Look at my siggy!
"This is MK.He started it"...angel_i
Marky Mark caught himself saying "big Jew nose" and corrected himself.
Oh fine! I'll open my office door and do some damn work.
*walks off in a huff*
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How funny, Good Vibrations Panty Model taking himself very very seriously. I actually LOVED that skit and it was the only funny one on SNL that night.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, you were a D List Vanilla Ice! That means when Vanilla was A List (and he was once), you were only the D List version of him. Somehow you sold your soul for and were given a shot at acting in good movies (although Vanilla did have "To The Extreme" to his credit).
Remember the good old days next time you get pissed off at an actor for doing a funny skit of you on SNL...at least for the time being you are relevant. And a totally humorless douche whose movies I happen to enjoy.
O Triscuit (and Mrs. K and everyone)
Thos ♥Sm♥♥cheS♥
were for you too!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Bye Deb! Me too - I gots real stuff to do now.
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me, too
heavy sigh
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I can't stop laughing at the fart videos.
Bye Mammas!
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Bye Deb! Me too - I gots real stuff to do now.
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♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 1:02pm.
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"Late night sex so wet and so tight..."
I don't think so!
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But I lobbezz you guys!
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Ah, my evil work is done!
Faint panting noises still resonate.
I am off like a loose fitting pair of board shorts!
Off to the Destructomobile!
(and someone page Trisuit the next time we meAt here again!)
Later sluts! Much love with minimal collateral damage!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
ya'll have a great afternoon. Time to get ready for work at my hell hole!
Bradi,
Work is interferring with my fun! Only come on so often now...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Triscuit on October 17, 2008 - 1:02pm.
K...
done jerking it to T.I.
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What? No cuddles? No pillow talk?
*Sigh* whatever happened to romance???
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Lean Like a Chola
K...
done jerking it to T.I.
Huh? Did I type that out loud?
*goes to the cold shower*
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Typos? When you sluts are in the room, I make nothing but typos!
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
I like Mark but, he always comes across like a humorless prick. Anybody remember when him and Eminem were on TRL? Eminem said something about funky good time or something like that the look Mark's face was priceless.
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Go Phillies!
Typos? When you sluts are in the room, I make nothing but typos! When my peripheral vision starts to fade, it's welcome to another Dlisted party!
That and minor lysdexia.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DebFrmHell on October 17, 2008 - 12:54pm
I been around, just kinda on interwebs burn out.
OnT: I could care less about Marky Fart, he's a bitter bitch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Mrs. K,
I love it when you are in caps lock...
Time for another ciggie...WOW a two ciggie morning and LoLo is off having a big Italian somewhere!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Clarisse, board shorts provide plenty of ventilation when I feel that sort of evil within me! Plus, they provide plenty of room for the boys to stretch out in and nobody is the wiser! I always keep my tank top untucked when I come here! Stealth mode!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DebFrmHell!
Wow! Dr. D got the smartest lady on Dlisted to make a typo!!
We're all twitterpated!!!
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.
And I am going to close my office door and do some ...work, yeah that's it, gonna do some work.
*fanning self*
Love you all
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Bradi,
Where you been....
Never see you anymore!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 17, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Dayum, Dr. D,
Mrs. K got so excited she made a spelling error...
You are goooooood!
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THAT IS A TYPO
I NEVER MAKE SPELLING ERRORS
N-E-V-A-H!!!!
*Taking Xanax*
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
DebFrmHell on October 17, 2008 - 12:50pm
LENNY
........WAFFLES......
My dlisted tourettes in action....
♥ attacking you....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Damn, I just got headlighted by Mrs. K! This has been a good one here this morning. Everyone's got that sly smile now. That smile that makes everyone else ask what the deal is. 'Nothing!' is always a fun reply! My blood pressure is finally coming down! Whew!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dayum, Dr. D,
Mrs. K got so excited she made a spelling error...
You are goooooood!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Dr. D.,
Burritos from those cheap taco stands? Don't forget about those board shorts!
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tris, you should have never left the room! It goes down hard and fast here at the D! We'll look for you first next time! I'm sure you'll be rarring to go by then!
OT: still think Marky's gay and did it with his band mates! Mark, you wanna ride big nosecock! Deal!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:45pm.
ok, we'll keep it on the down low...just between you and me, 'K?
*flashihng my girls at Dr. D."
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.