Katy Perry Has Fallen And She Can't Get Up
It's Friday, so let's start the party early by watching bitches fall!
Katy Perry performed the song that has permanently lived inside my head for a while now (it is ignoring my eviction notices) at the MTV Latin Awards last night and ended her performance by jumping into a delicious cake. When she tried to walked off the stage, she kept slipping and falling. Katy's ass kissed the floor and she liked it. Sorry.
The truth is, I'm only posting Katy's video, so that I can post that hot bitch Scarlet AGAIN. This is how you fall! I have watched this shit at least 200 times and memorized everything in that room. I hope she changes that ceiling tile. It's really bothering me.
Some lovely soul edited "Scarlet Takes A Tumble" down to 48 glorious seconds. "Maybe we can be together....." Do you think she was serenading the floor? Because they ended up together in the end.
Katy video VIA ONTD
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Submitted by missy on October 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
Hey you. Hope you stayed up to watch the end of the Sox game?
Submitted by day shift stripper on October 17, 2008 - 9:16am.
HAHAHAHA, I love your avvie!!!
poor Mr. Garrison, he doesn't know what the fuck he wants.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Lexi-J on October 17, 2008 - 9:02am.
THANK YOU
I knew that fucking piece of shit song was a remake!!!
and why would one so large and ungainly stand on a table in the first place? but hell yeah, it's funny.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Sheeps on October 17, 2008 - 9:10am.
Sheeps!!♥♥♥
and you are so right.. if only we had such luck!
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I would Wang Chung every night before I'd listen to Katy Perry.
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Coffee Table Bitch made me almost pee my pants from laughing so hard.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
lol.. thanks! Kathy = stupid.. Scarlet = hot
What a way to start my Friday! :)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
What's bizarre and almost inexplicable is that her dumb, 5-chord tune is likely to bring her wealth and fame for the next 20 years. Think Wang Chung.
What was even the point of jumping on that cake? It wasn't sexy; it was a boring-ass belly flop. I bet she's a dull fuck - just lays there and moans a little.
Scarlet, on the other hand, would prolly rock a man's world. I say man because, unlike Katy, I don't think Scarlet is a fauxmo.
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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I can now face my day. That was fucking hilarious. That slut was expecting way too much from that coffee table.
morning, slutty sluts.
who gives a fuck about whatsherface, table bitch should be Hot Slut of the Week. The fall is magnificent, but watching her moaning on the ground is what makes my black heart blacker! bwahaha, best way to start a morning!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Someone said it yesterday, that coffee table should've been HSOTD.
Scarlet could teach Katy a thing or two about pratfalls.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Made my morning!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care for the bitch and I never liked the song. Honestly when I hear that song all i think about it is the first "i kissed a girl" song by Jill Sobule http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclQZ4W2VZ0
way back in 1995.........
Katy Perry is boring. But coffee table bitch is hilarious! Her painful writhing on the ground is more entertaining than the fall itself.
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Sweet childhood memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbIrR3cjMQ
AHAHAHAHAHA! I LOOOOVE seeing biatches fall. It's a passion of mine. I hate Katy Perry and that stupid ass song, too. LMAO
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oh man that looks really painful. scarlet's not katy's. and I just have to say that I don't find katy perry at all attractive. very plain.
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I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place