Katy Perry Has Fallen And She Can't Get Up
It's Friday, so let's start the party early by watching bitches fall!
Katy Perry performed the song that has permanently lived inside my head for a while now (it is ignoring my eviction notices) at the MTV Latin Awards last night and ended her performance by jumping into a delicious cake. When she tried to walked off the stage, she kept slipping and falling. Katy's ass kissed the floor and she liked it. Sorry.
The truth is, I'm only posting Katy's video, so that I can post that hot bitch Scarlet AGAIN. This is how you fall! I have watched this shit at least 200 times and memorized everything in that room. I hope she changes that ceiling tile. It's really bothering me.
Some lovely soul edited "Scarlet Takes A Tumble" down to 48 glorious seconds. "Maybe we can be together....." Do you think she was serenading the floor? Because they ended up together in the end.
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MK, if that's all it took I'd have done that for you last year. Brat.
Thats the funniest thing ever!!!
What a dumb ass!!
I can't take looking at those crazy eyes. She's an ass.
what looks more painful is the cake...During the dive she believes that she will really slide into the cake it seems the cake has in fact being build all solid inside so when she ends up bumping into it hard she kind of feels stunned and in pain..dunno that how it looks to me...
Submitted by Sensimina on October 17, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Katy Perry is so embarrassing! Fuck, the two seconds I saw of her performance was more ridiculous than her fall. She has been around for two seconds and is already PLAYED OUT.
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Amen!
Haha, at first she tried to act all casual, like "wasn't that funny and adorable?" But after a while she's like, shit this is getting embarrassing.
But I have to give Katy credit in that I think she's just a big geek in a Playboy Bunny's boy.
ugh I can't stand that nasty mayonaise/cold oatmeal chick known as Katey. I can never tell if she has a pot gut or if she's slim...she looks fat yet tiny....Too bad she didnt fall and break her mouth so we wouldnt have to hear her annoying harpee call.
Katy Perry is so embarrassing! Fuck, the two seconds I saw of her performance was more ridiculous than her fall. She has been around for two seconds and is already PLAYED OUT.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
The long version was better to laugh at that fat chick
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
one hit wonder
scarlet's fall completes me...
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That's right TITS, I am howling like a dog! It must come natural?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I saw her completely murder "Like A Virgin" on some show recently. Made Madonna sound like fucking Mariah by comparison. Actually, it sounded LIKE Madonna fucking Mariah . In the ass.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Jesus Fuck DD!! sounding like a hound dog braying at the moon!
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Grape Lady in SuperSlowMo ROTFLMFAO =))
I gotta go watch the remixes now!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
And the bonus round! She tried to look cute, cheated like the douche she is, and then the Big Hammer of Karma stuck her ass down hard and performed anal rape upon her! Complete with play by play!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LOL, ok, when I first saw this post, I was prepared to giggle with glee at the skank Katy Perry...but it actually seemed very playful and fun. She clearly had a big sense of humor about it. Contrast this with perhaps, Beyonce, who would ask security to confiscate everyone's cell phones and cameras to prevent it being linked to YouTube. Bah.
I Heart, thank you for taking the risk! Just try to breath and it will all get better....until you watch it again. and you WILL!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr. Destructo I haven't been able to even type for 10 minutes because I can't see my keyboard for the tears in my eyes=)) I'm howling as much as the grape lady, that is some FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Don't make me beg!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
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Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!
lol she ate it again and again and again
Just here for a quickish drive by! Much destruction to partake of and then off to hopefully see W!
These 2 sluts don't have SHIT on this slut! I imagine it's exactly what Britney Spears sounds like when the Big O hits! You'll see what I mean @ about 10 seconds in! It's complete with sound effects, slow motion, and even narration by reporters who secretly wet themselves while trying not to laugh their asses off! "I think she's actually hurt! Ohhh! She took a hard Fall!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
FINALLY some good news on Katy Perry!
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Rugby Hotties!
My daughter and I are VERY sad about this song. We love it but we can't sing it. Well, *I* can when she's not around to hear me but *we* can't.
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LOL! I can't help it!
Call 911! It's all I can think when see her lying there.
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OMG! Bwahahaha!
what a FOOL.
go away, one hit wonder.
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LMAO! poor homegirl (scarlet)
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 17, 2008 - 9:19am.
Scissor me timbers!
Mr. Garrison is more lezzie than Katy Perry.
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lol at the end where she drags herself off the stage. What the hell was she thinking? I'm so sick of her stupid outfits and that stupid song. bitch is not even bisexual.
Poor Scarlet. She didn't even make it to 15 minutes of near-fame! LOL!
Well, "that takes the cake."
Submitted by Lexi-J on October 17, 2008 - 9:56am.
Well then I apologize for interrupting your conversation =)
Her song probably wasn't as popular because it's good.
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on October 17, 2008 - 9:40am.
Lol, the theme is what we are talking about. No question that the lyrics aren't the same.
I fucking hate that song. I can't even believe it was a hit. Take away the sexy lyrics and the musicology of it all just SUCKS. Had she not capitalized on straight girls being lezzie with eachother to attract the boys and used different lyrics this song would have bombed (as it did in my head anyway). I feel for all the truly gay teenage girls who's inner struggles have been belittled by this singer's greedy song writing. Having watched my gay best friend grow up and the struggles she fought before finally coming into her own is enough to guarentee I will never be a Katie Perry fan. There is a lot more to being gay than being dirty, she should know better than to portray gay that way.
Scarlet is the best got dayum table dancer ive ever seen in my life!
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Ohhhhh, Scarlet. I love you. The only thing missing in this clip is my other favorite part when she sings "balance" using ninja like hand motions. About a minute in to the loooong version. Yes, I've watched it too much.
I enjoy her music. It's a big surprise that she has joined ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ and start her journey to new love. I believe ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ is the right place.
I feel badly for Scarlett...but then, I was never a fan of the "watching people hurt themselves is funny" school of thought.
They're two different songs with the same name... not the same song.
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Lmao Fat Coffee Table Lady Makes me laugh every single time I watch it! ...I dont get Katy's belly Flop into the cake...she looked retarded plus when she started throwing cake to the guitar guy it reminded me of Ashlee simpsons SNL fiasco...it looked like Katy was trying to distract people from her dumbassness lol
Katy Perry performed the song that has permanently lived inside my head for a while now (it is ignoring my eviction notices).... YEP!
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 17, 2008 - 9:18am.
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Whats funny is nobody made a big deal of that song when it came out in 1995!! No one even blinked.
It's not like she had sex with the table.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA HAPPY FRIDAY!
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I hope Scarlet doesn't file a slip and fall lawsuit. She just testified against herself on a global scale. But I am sure some lawyer would take the case stating that no where on the table was there a sign warning Scarlet to not to stand her fat ass on it.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
thats hilarious...mtv in mexico! crazy kids,,what will they think of next?
Morning Hoes!
I went home and watched coffee table heffa with my bf for hours last night, it was better than sexy times, LOL
HAPPY FRIDAY Y'ALL
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