Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?
I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.
Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.
Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.
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he's so fucking hot then and now. i love dark brown eyes.
He's a good-looking guy, and I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, but I don't know, I'm not crazy about him. It seems like it would be all about him.
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 9:38pm.
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What makes you think they haven't, and you don't?
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Because it wasn't on the cover of National Enquirer.
Oh, I have one, but it's realllllly short.
He is still cute. Maybe that shit is for a movie role.
Is he in a remake of the Wolf Man?
That said, I don't find him humpable at all. But he does seem like a nice kind generous person. Y'know, the kind of person who DOESN'T pimp his disabled kid on a national magazine so he can announce that out of all the praying parents of disabled children HE ALONE has been graced with a deal with God. That kind of person.
PN - thanks... i think.
So this guy is a total slut right? Okay. downloading now - will report back.
http://www.torrentportal.com/details/1638635/Colin+Farrell+-+Nicole+narain+-+stolen++X+X+X++Home++S+E+X++Tape!!.torrent
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BOO!
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Why doesn't everybody in the entertainment business just have a big ol' orgy and get it over with? Then they can just have a communal sex life.
I bet they have a fukk checklist.
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What makes you think they haven't, and you don't?
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BOO!
Is that a creepy midget?
Why doesn't everybody in the entertainment business just have a big ol' orgy and get it over with? Then they can just have a communal sex life.
I bet they have a fukk checklist.
Hes just ugly.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Never.
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Well, I thought sobriety brought you back to life. Clearly not in this case unless he's back on the sauce. He was a hot raging alchi though. I liked the short haired, foul mouth, the antics...but I like them rough...
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AND last 2 cents on this: he MUST have been on some heavy duty drugs to boink Britney, braving week-old laxative, Cheeto, and Frapp bref!
Colin, please shave it, cut it, and wash it and dye it I still see the hotness, but it is hidden.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 9:23pm.
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Nah, Brit and Justin broke up because she was banging choreographer Wade Robson, who also happened to be one of JT's closest friends. Colin banged Brit for one second and then drop kicked her ass to the curb like he did most women back then.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
I've never liked him or thought he was hot, but then I'm not entirely sure that I have ever seen him in a movie until I saw him in "In Bruges". He was pretty fookin hot in that. It was probably oversight on my part that I didn't notice his hotness, now or in the past.
Fuck. For a second there...I thought he was sporting a mullet.
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I remember a couple of ads and sites boasting that tape, but didn't click because even though I thought of him as only cute and not by any stretch hot even then, I still looked forward to watching him act, and I didn't want any horrible eff faces burned in my brain while I was trying to buy his act on screen. And usually I'd be on that kind of mess just for a laugh, like Kim Kardassian's golden showers debut. THAT's how much I respect him as an actor :)
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 9:19pm.
@ speakit: yup, he did. It was right after she and JT broke up.
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Thx! I'm glad someone else remembered.
I wonder if he had anything to do with their break up. Okay, no I really don't wonder that.. what I wonder is why I even remembered.
Did you see the movie where that Ferrell cat was running around screaming about being on fire and praying to Tom Cruise? (Urban Dicktionary)
Oops, wrong Farrell
Then!
I actually like a bit more gauntness in his face (not how thin he was months ago, that's terrible), but he looked way better with the short hair and clean face. Also aside from the grey, the tone looked a little more black-ish, which I think looks better.
I would grab that ponytail and, um... cut it off. He seems like he has a nice personality? HAHAHAHA!!
I would do that in a second.
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@ speakit: yup, he did. It was right after she and JT broke up.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 9:16pm
Maybe or maybe not,LOL ,it was not worth it.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
He did fukk Britney right? I remember seeing pap pics of them together on some balcony or something.
I say Then. His hair is too thin and stringy to pull off the long look.
Submitted by yiooooooo on October 16, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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yiooooooo, please tell me that you didn't see his sex tape. You're too young for that!! :)
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from Wiki:
Sex tape
In July 2005, Farrell filed a lawsuit suing his former girlfriend, Playboy model Nicole Narain, the Internet Commerce Group (ICG) and adult entertainment producer David Hans Schmidt over the unauthorized public distribution of a 14-minute sex tape that Farrell made with Narain in 2003. Farrell claims he understood the tape as being "strictly private and confidential and will take legal court actions to anyone who tries to distribute it".[23] but it was leaked to Schmidt and ICG who tried to release it publicly. A Los Angeles judge issued an injunction barring the sale, distribution, or display of the tape.
Narain claimed that she did not give the tape to anyone and was not sure if or how copies were taken from her. She originally said that she would work with Farrell to ensure that it remained private, but Farrell said that Narain, along with Schmidt, was trying to release it in order to damage his career and "make money out of it", which Nicole denies.[24][25]
In January 2006, the tape surfaced on website named dirtycolin.com. The site was shut down on the same day because the server overloaded, but re-opened a week later. The tape was then pirated through file sharing systems. Both Farrell's and Narain's lawyers denounced the site, which was shut down again a few days later for unknown reasons. Farrell's legal team said it would take legal action against sites that hosted the tape. A trial date for the Narain lawsuit was set for July 17, 2006, but the judge allowed Farrell and Nicole to mediate until April 20. On April 16, the two reached a settlement with confidential terms. However, Farrell's lawsuit against ICG continued with a trial date set for July 21, 2006.[26]
He looks good to me and his sex tape was boring the house our apartment where it was film was crapy or so I been told
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 16, 2008 - 9:12pm.
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Yup, it's all true. After he had his son, he turned into a completely different person.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
THEN. At least in 2006 he had the potential for
Robert Pattinson hair.
Now dude looks like Jen Garner.
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 9:11pm.
PN - sex tape? what sex tape?
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WAY back ago, IIRC the big deal was that his peen was supposed to be real little and he made horrible fuck faces -- will look up, brb.
he is/was shooting a movie where he had to lose a lot of weight, so he is probably recovering from that.
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@ QueenCharisma: NOW you went and did it! If that's true, then I'm in love with his rode-hard butt :)
PN - sex tape? what sex tape?
amazing how hair and facial hair can change a mans features eh?
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BOO!
shave and a haircut and I'd prolly let him do all kinds of misogynistic sexy times to me - integrity be damned
I am so hot for clean Colin Farrell
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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he seems like a nice guy.. saw him last week in an interview and she even seemed funny and not a douche... cleaned up his act... oh YUMMY!
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Equivocal.
He looks like a homeless vampire
He was NEVER sexy to me, but I do respect him now, something I never would've said when he first hit the scene. The way he handles his son, how he got a homeless man an apartment for a year and helped him find a job, and how he donated his paycheck for the new Terry Gilliam film to Heath Ledger's daughter is very admirable.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
actually, he kinda looks like a Jedi warrior NOW, from the planet Testicle
He has an Oirish accent, that's good enough for me.
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The biggest diff is he's not wasted off his arse all the time now, right?
Never.
BUT he's a great actor and tries to keep his personal business personal -- with the exception of that notorious sex tape, but it was the hoochie in the mix who put it out there, so can cut him slack. Like he gives two shits if I do, but there you go.
Yuck, man. Just....yuck. The dude on the LEFT is hot, the dork on the right- not so much.
yeah, hotness long past its expiration date.
then AND now! he is such a hottie... what I wudn't give to have him lick my arse.
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