Thursday, October 16th 2008

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.

Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.

Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 11:34pm.

Angel - animated gif within a vid? hmmm that needs a strokey beard moment.

what formats does youtube accept for uploads?

your tongue is good but a bit choppy. (may just be me, i look more closely than most i think)
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*ahem* Fuck you.

I did it in 5 seconds. I'm tryna be like Hollywood and go for quantity as opposed to quality.

Actually no...I just wanted to make an avvie. I wanted to take a coupla pics and make them move around like that but I can only make movies...I can't figure out how to make avvies...

*edited to add a funny face in here somewhere ;p so I won't come off like the bitchy bitch I really am:)

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Sue me, I love this shit.

*drafting lawsuit for punitive damages and habeas corpus*

I like me a real Irish jig but Lord of the Dance ain't it, colleen.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 16, 2008 - 11:33pm.

angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 11:29pm

You forgot Skeletina made adults in her womb and the Magic Chateau Of Independent 7 year olds.
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O my! I did forget! I must have been busy screaming at the ocean.

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Angel - animated gif within a vid? hmmm that needs a strokey beard moment.

what formats does youtube accept for uploads?

your tongue is good but a bit choppy. (may just be me, i look more closely than most i think)

Here's a simple gif animator program http://www.google.ca/search?q=microsoft+gif+animator&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&a...

ps have you ever viewed the vid that result from a search on 'dlisted'? yikes

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 16, 2008 - 11:23pm.
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Sue me, I love this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22gpBv00gg

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angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 11:29pm

You forgot Skeletina made adults in her womb and the Magic Chateau Of Independent 7 year olds.
I hear the twins are building an addition for their Immaculate Mother's personal blood bank.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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not hot. period. neither then nor now.Ive never understood his appeal.

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Submitted by Tarik on October 16, 2008 - 11:27pm.

Hot then and hot now! The dick don't change! Yum! Love him. I really don't notice a difference!
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that's a rather disturbing statement from someone with a avatar of a what.. 10 year old boy?

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Ok, so McCain's got a lizard tongue, Colin Farrell was hotter then, Jenny McCarthy is the Miracle Worker and Jenny's back with John. (God - could they be more boring?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2apWV5cTarw

And I STILL don't know how to animate a gif!

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islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:24pm

*doing Lord Of The Dance impression*
OLE SLUT!
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...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Hot then and hot now! The dick don't change! Yum! Love him. I really don't notice a difference!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 16, 2008 - 11:23pm.
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Me too. *dances a jig* OLE!!

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I love his nasty, dirty Irish self.
Of course he probably has the attention span of a two year old.
But I would just have to wear the shiny object head piece, problem solved.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 11:17pm.

Angel - you want me to animate the tongue thing?

the rest of you - shut up
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I just fixed the tongue. It's coming up in a minute. Mind u - I din't really *work* on it...but I actually just wanted to make a little gif of McCain assfucking Obama (cuz I'm so cool like that) and then this movie idea came along and then it got bigger and bigger and, honestly. I'm just not that political.

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of course he has a big bush! didnt you see his sex tape--eww, it was like a cambodian jungle

-=meow hiss purr=-

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Angel - you want me to animate the tongue thing?

the rest of you - shut up

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i didn't know he was in the lord of the rings.

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@bambam

Enny posts on the main? I ♥ Enny.

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Thanks islandgirl. Those thumbs.

The internetz was down all day at the office and I missed DL - I gotta catch up.

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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 10:58pm.

Be the antelope.

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I don't know why, but that seems incredibly sexy.

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ENNIS!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?????

I NEED SOMEONE TO CRY WITH OVER ABBEY LEAVING "ER"!!!!!!!

DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 10:38pm.

Where's Tigerlilly?
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It's rutting season on the Kalahari.

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Sweet. Hope she leaves scratch marks.
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Be the antelope.

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BOO!

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Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 10:41pm.

HEY!
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You here again you lazy bitch? Shouldn't you be deep frying mars bars or plucking chin hairs or something?
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Um...Eew?

PS. Do you know how to make an animated gif? :D
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Maybe. I think so. If not, how hard can it be. What you want done?

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Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 10:41pm.
HEY!

I did something bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD7NzCm8T70

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Where was the newdity?

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My boyfriend is better looking

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then...he looks cleaner even though we all know he's a dirty boy...
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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 10:38pm.

Where's Tigerlilly?
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It's rutting season on the Kalahari.

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Sweet. Hope she leaves scratch marks.

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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 10:41pm.

HEY!
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You here again you lazy bitch? Shouldn't you be deep frying mars bars or plucking chin hairs or something?
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Um...Eew?

PS. Do you know how to make an animated gif? :D

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Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 10:41pm.

HEY!
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You here again you lazy bitch? Shouldn't you be deep frying mars bars or plucking chin hairs or something?

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BOO!

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Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 10:38pm.

Where's Tigerlilly?
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It's rutting season on the Kalahari.

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BOO!

he totally used to be hot. There has to be a reason he is a hot mess now!

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He sort of has an Andre Agassi (when he had hair) vibe going on. Maybe it's just the eyebrows.

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HEY!

I did something bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD7NzCm8T70

Check it out:)

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I DOUBLE POSTED. guess I really wanted to know

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Where's Tigerlilly?

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Flatsy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

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Tis a fookin' shame. Was the booze really what made him hot?

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islandgirl, I love your dancing Elaine avie. That was such a great episode.

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He's a fine shillelagh.

(Irish: sail éille, a cudgel with a strap), commonly pronounced /ʃɪˈleɪli/ "shi-LAY-lee" or "shi-LAY-la", IPA: [ɕaˈleːlə]) is a wooden club or cudgel, typically made from a stout knotty stick with a large knob on the end, that is associated with Ireland and Irish folklore.

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He has such crazy eyes. I prefer 2006 Colin.

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Submitted by Victory k on October 16, 2008 - 10:05pm.

God, how I've missed you.

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Mrs. Kravitz:

How I would love for his sperm to meet my egg. At least a how-dee-doo introduction. Nothing long lasting.

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HWAT and a mensch

*fanning self*

gotta go change my Depends

love you all
*turning Rascal around and heading off in the other direction*
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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on October 16, 2008 - 10:02pm.

He ain't no Clive Owen but I'd still let him have his (rough, nasty, dirty, hard...) way with me.
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word, sistah friend.
actually I think he was HWAT from the moment the sperm met the egg.

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Submitted by dead-actress on October 16, 2008 - 9:24pm.

Fuck. For a second there...I thought he was sporting a mullet.
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Worse. He's a sensitive-ponytail-hair-guy.
(Ok, maybe that's not *worse* per se...)

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LOL! Even the old spammers are back!
It must be Saint Angie!

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LO freakin L @ "dick forest."

Female bush is not so bad, but male bush?? That's just creepy and a turn off. But Colin Farrell never did it for me anyhow. Too short.

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Submitted by Victory k on October 16, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site

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Ok, so is cuttie slang for a cutter? And what is persoanals? Isn't anal ALWAYS personal?

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He ain't no Clive Owen but I'd still let him have his (rough, nasty, dirty, hard...) way with me.

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what??? you don't find Colin HOT??? Blasphemy!!! i love this man...so sexy..and i am loving the long hair too.