Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?
I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.
Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.
Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.
Wenn, Wireimage
He's one of the ugliest men ever. I'd never hit that. How all those women slept with him is beyond me. He must have a magic dick or something. I do feel bad for him since his kid is retarded or something.
He's very dirty and stinky looking. Me no like him.
6 pages of pointless chit chat and NO ONE mentioned that the REAL HOT THING related to the post above is EDWARD NORTON?? (co-star in Pride & Glory) What's wrong with you people?
I wore my hair like that in the third grade.
Either, bless his cotton socks, and even more after watching the vids of him on Jonathan Ross - thanks Clarisse.
To my embarrassment, I once nearly crashed my car when I drove past him in Dublin - he is very good looking as a man in the street.
He was said to be found at a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.
He was cute an young then. He is just cute now. I would go for either.
hmmmm..I've seen "that" video of him and I'd have to say I'll take the peen either way.
now! now! now! he looks so rough and tough. i want him to slap me and call me sally. he can get plenty rough with me, and if things go a little too far, i can just tug on his hair a little to get him to scale back. it's brilliant!
I never really cared much for him, but i recently saw an interview with him and after seeing it, I am smitten. *gushes* He's adorable and I want to braid his hair. lol. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Is his hair gray? He looks old.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Bella!
Funniest scene in "In Bruges"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1fGdIEfZY&feature=related
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Neither. He's always looked like he needs a bath.
He's looking a little Robert Carlyle-ish.
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
How Andre Aggasi Circa 1992 of him
“ Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
I just wanna go drinking with him.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
EW to before AND after. I can't stand him. He seems dirty in more ways than one. And shave those focking caterpillars, would ya!!!
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RIMADYL KILLS
I never thought he was all that, but if I had to choose, it would be the more clean-shaven version.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I think his face looks better now- he looks lived in a bit more. The hair is bad.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
He just to annoy the hell out of me, maybe because the media painted him as the "it boy" before he had really been in any movies to speak of.
But he seems like a cool down to earth kind of guy and after I saw In Bruges I realized that he´s a good actor as well.
But to the hair... normally I don´t like long hair on guys but I actually think Colin looks pretty hot with that sleazy hair do. He somehow manages to pull that off.
A little manscaping and Colin will be fine. Watch these two vid's from Colin's interview Friday night. Talk about Irish charm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduloozjfG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6Y7M_KNlU
I had all but written Colin off after his last few movies, but "In Bruges" was BRILLIANT!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
There is something about him... he's shag worthy, but he looked better before with shorter hair and a bit more weight on.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
i have two words... miami vice!!!!!!!
On the left, he looks like a bad kid in school. On the right, he looks like a woman who drinks too much.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
The Legolas look does not do Colin any favor.
My, he has big feet..
he'd already lost his hotness even two years ago. meh.
i still wouldn't say no though.
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
We would 'do' Colin in a heartbeat!
He seems to be one of the very few - possibly the only - genuine 100% fish-fucking realmen hetros in Hollywood today!
Discuss!
later days, TV!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Night, Frito, right behind you.
Night to you too, ESE, come back a lot more often!
And goodnight LaManoPeluda , I'm still not calling.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:48am.
trust me, once ya pass out i'm gonna wheel ya in for a dye job!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
night, Frito!... sleep on your side!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:44am.
Weaving infers that I can walk.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Well, these heavy ass tranquilizers are staring to take effect. Night everyone!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:43am.
A dry Irishman? That's an oxymoron.
i think that's an impossibility
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:43am.
i'll go shot to shot with ya, we'll see who weaves first!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
A dry Irishman? That's an oxymoron.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:40am.
That weave almost made me quit drinking. I'm afraid I'll get drunk enough to think that's a good idea.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
i think Colin should start drinking again... there!... how's that?!... is that on topic?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I just scrolled past an on topic post.
May god be with you.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:35am.
come on! you know me... speed dial!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:27am.
All the voices in my head talk like pirates. That's probably why I don't take my meds, because they're fun to listen to.
tell 'em i said AARRGGG ME MATEY!!LOL!
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Yar... that's how they say yes... nar... that's how they say no...
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:34am.
careful there, the free clinic is also just a phonecall away
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I think he looks way hotter with the hair. I love beards though.
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:27am.
The voices in my head joined a choir, now I can't hear the damn television.
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It would really suck ass if they couldn't sing for shit.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:32am.
i intend to!... just the number, all i need is the number!... love is just a phonecall away!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:31am.
You should call anyway.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:28am.
sooo, what?... you're not gonna let me call ya?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:28am.
My mum works for a famous guy.
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Is his name "John"?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:27am.
All the voices in my head talk like pirates. That's probably why I don't take my meds, because they're fun to listen to.
tell 'em i said AARRGGG ME MATEY!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."