RiRi & Kanye?
Alien Princess RiRi and Chris Brown have been "going around" for a while now, but they've never admitted it. So who knows if he'll be pissed off to learn that she's been "canoodling" with Kanye West. Wait, I don't think Kanye "canoodles." He CANOODLES. Sorry.
Some nosy bitch tells Star Magazine that the two were getting all into it backstage at T.I.'s concert on October 3rd in Los Angeles. They said, "Rihanna was sitting on Kanye's lap, singing along to the music. Before long, the two were full-on kissing each other. People were shocked. After a while, Rihanna must have realized people were watching, because she had her security escort her back to the dressing room."
You know, I'm okay with this. I think I actually like these two together. RiRi and Kanye are a perfect match. I bet you Kanye screams all day and all night. That's probably his normal voice and he really has to work to not shout all the time. That's a lot for a regular girl to take. Thankfully, RiRi's gigantic tenhead will block Kanye's sound waves from ever reaching her precious ears. With his massive ego and her enormous plasma head, they will definitely go far as a couple.
Here's Alien Princess RiRi at the Spirit of Life Awards in L.A. last night. Somewhere sitting in a cage is a cockatoo with a naked head. RiRi scalped that bitch.