England's Most Beautiful Rose Has "Turned Lesbian"
The elegant British flower known as Jodie Marsh has pulled a HoHan and is now playing clit hockey with another chick. 29-year-old (yes, in human years) Jodie says she's known Nina for around 12 years. Nina is Jodie's hairdresser and they've been scissoring for a couple of weeks now.
Jodie tells Now Magazine, "I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."
I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.
This kind of thing happens to all sluts. Jodie has probably fucked (and infected) 95% of the men in the UK, so now she has to "turn lesbian" if she wants to get her pure oyster eaten. By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK, a new batch of dicks will be available for her.
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Submitted by luscious_t on October 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
LOL LOL LOL
Pudge and I are total Haloweenie curmudgeons
we refuse to go to costume parties and we go out to dinner so we won't have to give candy to all the rug rats.
(actually I love seeing all the little brats in their costumes...Pudge is the one who insists we go out to dinner.)
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Ain't no times like Valentimes, I always say.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I've noticed people decorating for goddamn Valentine's, or as many say, "Valentimes" day.
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don't get me started on Valentime's Day!!!
Yeah, if this trend continues people will be celebrating things like their daughter First Menstruation.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on October 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
*pinching CTH's bodacious tuchus*
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Madonna had her gayelle phase over 15 years ago, dude.
She'll be doing inanimate objects now.
Mrs. K -
that's not the secret? ...dayum.
I love Halloween, though. It's the one time of year it's socially acceptable for adults to play dress up.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Oh, I totally agree with you, consumerision is ruining the country.
I'm a garage sale gal all the way, baby, I have my cake and eat it too.
lots of cake, you know, so I can keep my beautiful three hundred pound bod.
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Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I've noticed people decorating for goddamn Valentine's, or as many say, "Valentimes" day.
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don't get me started on Valentime's Day!!!
lol
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:41pm.
There are many people in this neighborhood that won't plant a flower or pull a fucking weed, but they'll turn their front yard into an orange-lit nightmare. The same for Christmas. A Nativity scene, next to the toy soldiers, next to the white lit-up deer, next to the inflatable snowman, next to the Wise men, next to... You get it!
I've noticed people decorating for goddamn Valentine's, or as many say, "Valentimes" day.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
angel, you mean real life and family took precedence over D?
Good for you!
I'm getting close to life interference myself.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
CTH, hun♥
there is nothing wrong with enjoying halloween and doin' it up right.
I am just sick of it being, as the philosopher known as coiled-n-hissing calls it, "hijacked and rammed down our collective throats."
I am just so tired of those people trying to convince us that we need to spend losts of money and buy a lot of crap in order to be happy, that's all I'm sayin'
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TITS, and then there was a time my cousin and buddy and I decided to moon a Greyhound bus on the freeway for about 20 or 30 miles. My cousin said he saw lots of flashes going off. We stopped when we realized the bus was speeding up to well over 90 mph. Ah, those golden wasted teen years!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 5:39pm.
angel, isn't Hef a little lonely?
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Lonely? I think I'd DIE if I had as many people to deal with in a day that he has....but maybe if they were all hot buff pool boys....I could get with that....
PS. Sorry for the slow responses - I'm having Mommy Times:)
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TITS- you had me a DO IT! DO IT! Didn't we meat(typo?) at a strip club over some Martinis once? It's sort of foggy? Hope I didn't have drink dick!
And shirt peen, I was so bummed no one I know saw my great moment! I guess calling the news station up for copies was out of the question.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 5:39pm.
can we have a poll?
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Don't you mean a "pole"?
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I hope that this Nina will use dental dams anyway, nobody knows the side-effects of ingesting fake tan yet.
Joke aside (the sign in the background!), fake lesbians annoy me on several levels.
On Celebrity Big Brother a couple of years ago she said on air in lewd detail how much she d love to 'do' Pamela Anderson. But conversely, she once called a journalist a 'lesbian' in a derogatory way - after an interview that was a little bit more challenging than usual.
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I can't believe this many people hate Halloween it makes me sad :( I love Halloween even more than Xmas or my annoying spring time Birthday.
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Go Phillies!
whether she dates men or women, jodie is still a nasty slag...i can smell her through the screen...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
What is up with this tart's panties? Looks like a rip or hole in the crotch. How low class.
She should just go whole-hog and get the real crotchless numbers from Fredericks.
http://www.festivusbook.com/
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Mrs. K - I'm feeling you with trying to make it a major holiday. I just want to enjoy the Fall and then Christmas separately. That's all a ho is asking for.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Yeah the whole Xmas in October thing is annoying, but I'll tell ya what burns my ass hairs...they (yes THOSE people) are trying to elevate Halloween to MAJOR HOLIDAY STATUS.............
Ain't that the truth honey. But just you wait...St Paddy's Day is next to get hijacked and rammed down our collective throats.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 5:43pm.
TITS, no panties, but I kept walking back and forth behind a reporter doing a live interview with an erect shirt peen sticking out of the zipper of mis pantalones! I acted totally unaware and they were in a STATE OF PANIC to get me out of the shot!
Does that count?
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I think we've dated in that past.
Yes it counted.
Blush
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Mrs K. HW is the one holiday I observe.
Do they have little HW headpieces for pets?
You silly americans. Huh Huh Huh... so corrupt it's delicious.
What's your costume this year?
(i tape a broom to my bike, put a witches hat on my helmet and wear a black cape - very striking.)
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Walgreens has entire section of the store devoted to halloween crap for your house, but I love halloween and I get my stuff at yard sales, and I have some cool shit, like wax pumpkins from the sixties, and it's stuff I paid a quarter for.
Some people, myself included, are very depressed around christmas, so I like to do up halloweenie.
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TITS, no panties, but I kept walking back and forth behind a reporter doing a live interview with an erect shirt peen sticking out of the zipper of mis pantalones! I acted totally unaware and they were in a STATE OF PANIC to get me out of the shot!
Does that count?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Yeah the whole Xmas in October thing is annoying, but I'll tell ya what burns my ass hairs...they (yes THOSE people) are trying to elevate Halloween to MAJOR HOLIDAY STATUS.
It was bad enough when people had a different set of dishes, dish towels, paper towels, toilet paper, throw pillows and home decor for Xmas, but now they want you to remodel your home for Halloween, too.
Have you noticed that. Now they got Halloween lights!!!! Orange Halloween lights.
No wonder people can't pay their mortgages.
They're up to their asses in halloween tschotke debt.
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Bonus nachos LoLo! Happy fish fisting!
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can we have a poll?
When was the last time you felt the need to flash your panties in public? or in front of a camera in public?
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angel, isn't Hef a little lonely?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
The retail stores are ramming Christmas down our throats even earlier than usual, because they want people to buy NOW, thinking we'll all be ruined by Christmas. No lie!
That's a big Bah HUMBUG!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
*squeezes back into chair*
Did someone say leaky butt?
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Awww, Mrs. K., the mighty D is making you into an honest woman! How it happens is the fun part. Love honesty tho! Cheers! And now luscious already has fauxmo!
Exxxceeelent!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Well, she said with a little shame and embarrassment), I did not make it up. I got it from the article posted by Salem13
I must give credit where credit is due.
If you don't have your dignity ya got bupkas.
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too late. mk has been notified of your jenius.
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nighty night LoLo....NOW GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 5:14pm.
I hope she meets someone really nice.
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Me too! She's an excellent trophy wife and deserves an awesome pepaw to whom she can attend.
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Where the hell is she?...there are stacks of Tesco catalogs next to her....weirdness!!
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Good Night you funny sluts, whores.... HOLY SHIT!
I just remembered Boswalla and CHEESE WHORE....
any way Good Night Sluts, Cheese Whores, Panty Wastes, and Love Bugs!
Dr D i just emailed LCT those photos! LMFAO!!!!!
HILARIOUS! ALL OF YOU!
*KISSES*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Anyone get the idea that this is what Brit is shooting for looks wise? She's halfway there with the accent and already has a plastic surgeon and an abortionist on speed dial.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Hells yeah, I saw the game! You are in a real tough Philly neighborhood, girl! I lived in different places, but for mostly in the 20th and Spring Garden area. I've been in Chicago for 11 years now, but I still root for Philly teams first. My friends and I were let into the Vet in the 7th inning of the game when they won the World Series in '80. God I miss the cheesesteaks.
On topic: I love the sign behind Jodie,
"Enjoy the finer things in life", has anything to do with the not-so-fine thing standing in front of it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
fauxmo - I love it Mrs. K!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on October 16, 2008 - 5:30pm.
I wuvs you Mrs.K. You're pure genius in mom jeans. ;)
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DAMN!!!
I do not wish I looked like Jodi "Leaky Butt" Marsh, but I do wish I was pure genius.
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Clarisse -
I think I'm gonna sing some made up song from atop a table and record it all on my webcam
I'm gonna make it on the dlisted main page one way or another, dammit!
*heads to kitchen for a Diet Coke* to wash down the ice cream-
*teehee - you know it's gots to be diet ;)
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I guess she saw that has-been Blohan is getting attention for it, so she decided that for a never-was like herself it would be an ideal attention-getter.
fauxmosexual!!!!!
croc-alific
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K deal...Ill throw in a few gallons of ice cream see how soon I can catch up to all yall
Well, she said with a little shame and embarrassment), I did not make it up. I got it from the article posted by Salem13
I must give credit where credit is due.
If you don't have your dignity ya got bupkas.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Reminds me of this.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=646041
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I'm also glad to hear that other peeps are over the Christmas before Halloween bullshit. So I guess everyone can start stressing out about buying presents already. Someone actually asked me if I was done Christmas shopping yet. DONE?! I haven't even decided on my Halloween costume yet.
I love Halloween. Let me have it
I wuvs you Mrs.K. You're pure genius in mom jeans. ;)
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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 5:26pm.
TITS this fucking walgreens had the halloween candy out on AUGUST 23rd. is there a fucking halloween candy emergency I need to know about????
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