England's Most Beautiful Rose Has "Turned Lesbian"
The elegant British flower known as Jodie Marsh has pulled a HoHan and is now playing clit hockey with another chick. 29-year-old (yes, in human years) Jodie says she's known Nina for around 12 years. Nina is Jodie's hairdresser and they've been scissoring for a couple of weeks now.
Jodie tells Now Magazine, "I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."
I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.
This kind of thing happens to all sluts. Jodie has probably fucked (and infected) 95% of the men in the UK, so now she has to "turn lesbian" if she wants to get her pure oyster eaten. By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK, a new batch of dicks will be available for her.
Thanks Cindi
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I think shes hotttt!!
Look at those breasts, i hope she wouldnt mind me moving over those panties with my tongue if you know what i mean.
i know i'm crazy but i love her. she's so hot, i'd bang her in a second, in a lesbo sort of way.
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"
PBA titties and Fisherman's Wharf lips.
SO classy!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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That's not only classless, but also not smart do date your hairdresser (the most important person in your life), because after you break up, you can't go there anymore. Don't f*ck the business.
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I wish Johnathan Swift was still kicking around London-town so he could write a good insulting social commentary poem about this slag and how ugly and pitiful she is like he did about the "working girls" of the 18th century.
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I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Michael, my ribs hurt from laughing so much....OMG, only you could come up with a line like that....OMG....
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
She even uploaded her sexy videos on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^.... I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
If I didn't like men already, then the thought of bumping pubes with this chick would turn me straightelle.....
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Jodie can pull a Hohan until she pulls an Anne Heche and then a Sienna Miller until she Heather Mills some rich dude and then she'll be set for life so she can then pull a Hohan...etc.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
There is NO safe to rest your eyes looking at this twat, is there?
TEAM JORDAN! (Katie Price)
How classy to date your hairdresser.
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I bet this Nina doesn't even exist. Jodie's just practicing her famewhore ways.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Submitted by Frybread on October 16, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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I'm dating my fingers. I think it's time for me to settle down but I haven't decided which one I like best.
LOL. I hope her new girlfriend feels special now that Miss Marsh has said she is only dating her because she has grown tired of men. What a romantic thought.
where are her pants?
never mind
ewww her panties are dirty. they look like they have dried up juice on them. Yuk. If you're going to be a slut at least be clean.
That's a chick?? You mean that's not Bret Michaels?
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink panties with a khaki sweater. I also wouldn't be caught dead looking like a coffee dipped whore.
SHEEPS!!!
So many of your fans are glad you're BAAAAA-CK! Yay! We need some Sheeps round heeya!
Haffy, haffy day! lol ;))
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carry on
So, we don't have a picture of man-like Nina?
I agree she should stop dating shit men, I'm sort of an ass man, does that count?
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Ok, serious question to all the fair skinned people out there: How the HELL does one become so brown when it's not natural?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by de Cosmos on October 16, 2008 - 8:10pm.
She has to be in the running for the Fakest Tits award.
Yup. I'd add Jordan and Traci Bingham. They're all pretty much indistinguishable.
Clap On (Turn Lesbian)
Clap Off (Turn Straight)
The Clapper!
P.S. She has to be in the running for the Fakest Tits award.
Ah...yet another celeb pseudo-dyke. Her "I can see why women turn lesbian" statement is classic reality-avoidance. Men don't like you because you are trashy, you repellent slag. Parading around in your draws at every B movie premiere doesn't help your case either.
Prediction for when Nina kicks her annoying, pneumatic ass to the curb--one month. Prediction for when she goes back to the peen after that--one microsecond.
Can this wanton creature crawl back to whatever cesspool she was spewed from.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Rock on!!!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:42pm
Aw, shucks Mrs. K! Thanks! And thanks for the Go Phillies! Very gracious of you!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Halloween means cold weather in GA coming, so i love it! I can't stand hot weather!
This reminds me of a news article the hub was just telling me about. There's a travel agency in Denmark that is refusing to book any more holidays with a particular hotel in Greece. It seems that the pool has been turned in a giant orgy area, and is now referred to as the Chlamydia pool.
I can picture this beast right in the middle of it.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Anyone else see the irony of her standing in front of a sign that says "Enjoy the finer things in life"?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
This skank knows no limits.. I mean going out in public in panties? I was watching a show with this slut on, and people actually PAY her to attend an even because she gives the even "WOW" factor...yeah....I guess that's code for crabs.
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Rugby Hotties!
Here's one for the arrival of Aunt Flo:
Big girls don't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said, they don't cry)
My girl said goodbye-yi-yi (my, oh, my)
To childhood the day IT arrived. (I wonder why)
Told my girl she had to grow up
She thought that meant she'd give up her dolls
Then she got her big surprise
Saw red right before her eyes.
Big girls don't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (who said, they don't cry)
Baby, I know it's all so cruel (it is cruel)
She got cramps, started acting the fool (acting the fool)
(Silly girl) Shame on you, Aunt Flo said
(Silly girl) Shame on you, you messed up your bed
(Silly girl) Shame on you, just plug it up
Big girls do cry!
Big girls don't cry-yi-yi (they don't cry)
Big girls don't cry (that's just an alibi)
Big girls don't cry...
(Hey, that was the best I could do in a pinch!)
I'm sure someone else has already mentioned it, but is it considered 'turning lesbian' if men are afraid to have sex with you?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
You're in full menopause
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Hahaha I get to cheat fucking menopause, I am electing for a hysterectomy very soon.
Sick of riding the cotton pony once a month since I was 9.
Especially lately, they are coming closer together and it is like a red geyser.
Yup, just call me Old Faithful.
Your clothes aren't on, you've got hormones
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another pill is what it takes.
You can't sleep, all you do is eat
There's no doubt, here comes the heat,
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another pill is all you need.
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the change, oh yeah...
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get cooled off,
You know you're gonna have to face it,
You're in full menopause...
There needs to be a "colony" for all orange, fake boobed, bleached, fried, clown-makeup wearing, attention whores. Save the rest of society from their shallow-ness and untreated mental disorders. blechhh.
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 6:37pm.
OMG
Brill beyond Brill
in fact I might just use that for some of my old frieinds with dried up eggs
MUAH
You are Cole Porter and George and Ira Gerswhin all rolled up inot one cute package
GO PHILLIES!!!!!
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
What is up with this tart's panties? Looks like a rip or hole in the crotch.
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Her toxic twat juices have rotted them right through.
...for the record, I am not a 200# stay at home Mom.
I am self-employed and weigh 145#.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 16, 2008 - 6:15pm.
"The LAST Time Auntie Flo Came to Visit Day"
The front would read,
Throw out your tampons,
Come on get happy!
You can wear white pants once more.
Shout Hallelujah,
Come on Get Happy!
No more midnight trips to the drug store!
The inside would read,
I've got Hot Flashes!
Check it and see.
I've got a fever of one hundred and three.
Come on baby, can you bring me a fan?
Hot Flashes! Hot Flashes!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by SpiceDong on October 16, 2008 - 6:14pm.
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So true. Or animals. She'll be writing songs about beastiality...woman's "best friend' and shit like that. She's a wackjob attention whore.
(This is in reference to Vadge, not Jodie...well, who knows, maybe Jodie too, but definitely Vadge.)
Good for her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
TITS, I said I was drunk? I'm certain I'd remember you! Tell me what we did when I drop back in! I'm stepping out like a breech birth! Later!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Yeah, if this trend continues people will be celebrating things like their daughter First Menstruation.
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that would have been better than 'that's nice dear', rolls over and goes back to sleep.
Hey mrs K there are parts of toronto that have big old claw bathtubs out on their lawns with nativity scenes in them every year. HW doesn't seem quite so bad now does it?
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BOO!
christine, 300#s! Now that's a thick slice of cake! NOM!!!
Somehow reminded of driving thru a bad area of town and stopping at a light and being propositioned by some black hooker chic! Without cracking a smile (emphasis on crack!), she yelled to us "How 'bout I take you two crackas and make a smore!" I nearly pissed my pants laughing!
And with that bit of twisted trivia about why my life is so fuct, I bid you all a Good Day!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
DD - I can understand why you'd think you had met someone named TITS in a strip club.... but it's more a bird thing. As in 'great' or 'blue'. Truth!
not.
I'd moon more, but I'm always afraid of tripping and making a ass of myself.
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BOO!
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 16, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Yeah, if this trend continues people will be celebrating things like their daughter First Menstruation.
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OK, some of you more creative types need to come up with some greeting card sayings for this New Holiday:
"The First Time Auntie Flo Came to Visit Day"
and of course
"The LAST Time Auntie Flo Came to Visit Day"
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 16, 2008 - 6:15pm.
however, I will say this:
the guy who invented Pet Sympathy Cards is a genius!!!!!!!!
"It's hard to lose your best friend."
I am not kidding.
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Yeah the whole Xmas in October thing is annoying, but I'll tell ya what burns my ass hairs...they (yes THOSE people) are trying to elevate Halloween to MAJOR HOLIDAY STATUS.
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UGH!
I hate The Corporation! It's worse than Church and State combined! Also - Hallowe'en (Samhain) IS a major Holiday (or as we like to call them: Holy Day) - as is Winter Soltice - and neither one of them has anything to do with BUYING THINGS! UGH!
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by luscious_t on October 16, 2008 - 6:12pm.
LOL LOL LOL
Pudge and I are total Haloweenie curmudgeons
we refuse to go to costume parties and we go out to dinner so we won't have to give candy to all the rug rats.
(actually I love seeing all the little brats in their costumes...Pudge is the one who insists we go out to dinner.)
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune