Becks & Fishsticks
This is not right. A big pile of fish sticks and the biggest one of them all is nowhere to be seen? If you're going to get a bitch to promote fish sticks, there's only ho you should ask. Those shady fish sticks lying on that plate are two-faced bitches. How dare they betray their queen. I feel bad for her.
Anyfishy, David Beckham was at Wembley Stadium in London today to promote a new line of healthier frozen shit called GO3. The shit is supposed to be good for you because it's made with omega-3 fish oil. The line will carry fried fish dicks, pasta and other crap.
I'm no health freak, nor do I pretend to be, but fish sticks aren't the healthiest thing around. Right? If they are, then I should eat more of those things, because they taste delicious. Shut the hell up! They do! Put a couple of fish sticks in a corn tortilla, nuke that shit, squeeze some mayo on it and you have yourself a delicious ghetto fish taco.
Here's more of Becks, his busted teeth and a bunch of kids at Wembley today. I also threw in some pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow looking weepy on the streets of London yesterday. She must know about the betrayal.
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They are fish FINGERS ~ not fish sticks. And I want some.
Dr. Destructo!
Yes! You missed masterbating Mavericks earlier today! But not on snowpieces lawn!!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
I don't eat fish.
You don't know where it's been.
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
He will whore out anything for the right price. Asshole.
Fishy must be sad now that Madonna has quit her bitch of a marriage she will have no friends in London.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
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He's a girly man.
I want some Taco Bell.
I'm mean we're blogging about a dude holding a plate that smells suspiciously like Britney's cooter? Peeps must be stressed in this whirled!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Fishsticks are usually fried...not healthy for you. I eat Eggland's Best eggs, which give you the omega-3 fatty acids your body needs. One egg contains less of the bad stuff and more of the good stuff than that found in regular eggs and can substitute for a serving of fish, they are so high in omega-3's. I don't have cholesterol problems, but EB eggs are lower in cholesterol than regular ones, which have been given a bad rap in the past and they are not as unhealthy as once thought. Sorry for the lecture, that's the nutrition major coming out in me!
And that picture would totally make a great Caption This! Take THAT fishsticks Paltrow!
They're made with omega-3 fish oils? Just like real fish?
Clarisse, I'm enjoying the downhill section! But then I like rollie coasties! Damn, missed out on a few daze here. Dlisted, it's like we're all watching the same porn movie, but blogging about it in different rooms!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Dr. D.,
What's up?
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination.
Yup...i'm a dork...but i'm a cute dork!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
That Ghetto taco sounds raunchy MK! BLECH!
Fishy's outfit is gorgeous.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Mmmm! Smells Posh-ish! Perhaps even fresher!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Why do I want to see him competitive eat his way thru that entire plate and then blow chow all of Ms. Plasti-cones?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
That line across the top of his head must be where they took out part of his brain. He's pretty, but he ain't no Einstein.
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Ah Clarisse, what's up homegirl? Nice ta sees ya!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
It looks like Becks is leading a fishsticks cult.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
PSL,
Received and responded babbeh!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Only a metrosexual like Becks could put a part in a buzzcut. Give me a break!
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Like a toilet, the government should be flushed after each use. - Jeffry R. Fisher
I guess he hasnt' read any of Michael Pollan's books.
Submitted by weenielover on October 16, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Grossness. I don't get all the attention this dumbass gets..other than boinking a she-male-alien...isn't his 15 minutes over yet??
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He is a god at soccer. His body is nothing but poetry in motion. To watch this man in action is to wonder at the marvel that is the human body.
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BOO!
Mrs Pauls and the Gorton's Fisherman are gonna be pissed!
LMAO at the thumbnails where they all hold their fishsticks aloft!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
CTH, mmmmmmm I love Fish and Chips!
Clarisse, I sent you an MS message.....
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
-Jack Johnson
Dr. D.!
Richie and Beckham! Mmmmmmm Pale Bloke Sammie!
On Topic: I know he's a sell-out douche, but he's a hot sell-out douche! IMHO.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
OKAY....really. The Cheese-O-Meter just exploded all over him and his fishsticks. What a dork.
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Happy Halloweeny
dammit, now i want fish and chips and malt vinegar and tartar sauce.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Are them thing teefs or niblets?
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Like a toilet, the government should be flushed after each use. - Jeffry R. Fisher
Man i love when MK gives us recipes, they're classics.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
BECKHAM KEEP YOUR CUNT WIFE AND THAT BORING SOCCER SHIT IN ENGLAND AND STAY AWAY FROM THE USA!!
Those fish sticks DO actually look kinda tasty. And they're with added Omega-3? Like, super-healthy fishsticks? Hmm. I wonder where I could buy those. They probably don't have them here in the U.S., though.
A nice steaming plate of Guy Richie's peen served up by a countryman!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Grossness. I don't get all the attention this dumbass gets..other than boinking a she-male-alien...isn't his 15 minutes over yet??
Ooh...im hungry now. YAY...my chinese food is here!!! YIPPPEEEEE!! *does a funky dance*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I eat healthy & organic....but I won't buy this crap because Beckhamster is plugging it.
Fishy is weepy because she's not going to get to play with David Bana anymore , boo hoo. Nothing worse than soggy fishsticks, as Becks will tell you.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
That totally should have been a "Caption This."
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